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“No, no, no, Mr. Ugly, I mean, this esteemed customer, we sincerely accept this business from you.”
Iron Rooster quickly agreed to the deal. For him, and for this nearly bankrupt Slaughterhouse, this order was like a long-awaited rain after a drought!
Iron Rooster was as energized as if he had taken a stimulant, eager to please as he personally led Mr. Ugly on a tour of his Slaughterhouse. Mr. Ugly looked around disinterestedly, his impression of the place rather mediocre. Although the facility had all the essential components, the slaughtering and processing equipment were just adequate.
“I want it done within an hour,” Mr. Ugly suddenly made this demand.
Iron Rooster hesitated at first, but then thought that if they went to a larger Slaughterhouse, they might get it done faster. Processing fifty Sea Beasts in half an hour shouldn’t be a problem for their small operation with only a few people. However, due to an injury from an accident a few days ago, he couldn’t participate in the work himself. Currently, the main workload was being handled by Lu Fei Fan and his two companions, and achieving that efficiency in an hour seemed a bit challenging given that those three lazybones usually didn’t work very fast.
Seeing Iron Rooster’s difficulty, Mr. Ugly looked around and noticed there weren’t many people present. He couldn’t help but smile knowingly at the factory chief and asked playfully, “Is it difficult?”
“No! How could it be?” Iron Factory Chief had to secure this order. After thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and replied, “An hour it is!”
“Alright then, let’s get started,” Mr. Ugly said succinctly.
“Okay, just wait a moment. I’ll call my employees over to prepare,” Iron Factory Chief said before turning around and shouting into the Slaughterhouse workshop, “Cuihua! Come out quickly!”
As soon as he finished speaking, a robust girl with thick arms and legs—strong like a big bear—strolled out from inside, holding half a watermelon and munching on it with watermelon seeds stuck to her face. She asked in a muffled voice, “Old man, what do you want me for?”
“We have business now. Hurry up and call out those three lazybones who are cleaning the restroom; we need to get started quickly,” Iron Factory Chief instructed his daughter.
“Oh.” Cuihua cast a curious glance at Mr. Ugly before turning around and waddling toward the back of the Slaughterhouse with her large backside swaying.
“Touch your waist; how flirtatious you are! Touch your lips; how pure you seem…”
The trio of Lu Fei Fan was humming an evil tune, "Eighteen Touches," while diligently scrubbing the toilet, thoroughly enjoying their task.
Suddenly, Niu Dali and A Teng, who were in the midst of their scrubbing, paused. They sensed an approaching object, a feeling of unprecedented danger enveloping the restroom.
"Not good, there's a killing intent! An unidentified object of significant weight is rapidly approaching!" A Teng tilted his head to listen for a moment and advised earnestly.
"This strange sound is terrifying; it must be a huge monster!" Niu Dali nodded in agreement.
"You two are ridiculous; that sound is clearly Cuihua's butt shaking as she walks!" Lu Fei Fan corrected them without even listening.
"You can tell that? Impressive!"
"Boss, you really have something going on with Cuihua..."
Lu Fei Fan lifted the mop from the toilet and swatted away the two who were bantering. He then looked toward the door, and sure enough, a freckled face with a round shape shyly peeked in. In a coy and overly sweet tone, she called out to him.
"Fei Fan, dear..."
As soon as Lu Fei Fan heard this address while standing on the toilet, he lost his balance and fell to the ground. The other two were left shivering, goosebumps covering their skin.
This woman, stronger than an ox, was known as the powerhouse of the Slaughterhouse. Even Niu Dali, who prided himself on being a twenty-year single iron-arm god and a robust man, had lost in an arm-wrestling match against this female brute. Let alone Lu Fei Fan, who appeared weaker.
Yet for some reason, Cuihua, who was more masculine than most men, had taken a liking to Lu Fei Fan. She was utterly devoted to him and relentlessly pursued him. Meanwhile, Iron Rooster doted on his plain-looking daughter. Thus, sometimes they would make mistakes and rely on this formidable weapon to charm Iron Rooster into sparing them from wage deductions. Indeed, in this world, everything has its counterbalance.
As soon as Cuihua arrived, A Teng started to dig his own grave again.
"Hey, Cuihua, it's only been a couple of days, and your backside has gotten quite a bit bigger!"
Cuihua walked over and slapped him hard. With a loud thud, the frail A Teng was sent crashing into the restroom, knocking over several things in the process. He probably ended up with a bruised face.
"My backside is none of your business! What are you staring at? You want to harass me, huh? A toad wanting to eat swan meat? You wish! I wouldn't want you even if you begged!" Cuihua exclaimed in a rough, manly tone. "Pfft, scoundrel! Hmph."
She even spat in A Teng's direction.
Nearby, Niu Dali watched with bated breath. Only someone as reckless as A Teng would dare to tease her, and every time they met, he would make remarks about her backside. In truth, her chest wasn't bad either; it was at least an E-cup... Ah, what’s wrong with my taste today? Pfft, Niu Dali quickly shook off her twisted sense of aesthetics.
After dealing with A Teng, Cuihua immediately reverted to her feminine demeanor in front of Lu Fei Fan. She shyly said to him, "Extraordinary Brother, my dad wants you to take these two rascals out to get ready for work. Are you tired? If you are, I can give you a back rub."
Lu Fei Fan finally got up and rubbed his sore backside from the earlier fall. But when he heard she wanted to give him a back rub, he shivered involuntarily. He remembered last year when she helped him with a massage; he ended up lying in bed for three days recovering from it. After using three bottles of ointment for bruises, he thought if she used her powerful hands on him again, he might not survive.
"Extraordinary Brother, are you hurt? Let me take a look," Cuihua said anxiously upon seeing Lu Fei Fan's pained expression.
"No need, no need! I'm... I'm fine," Lu Fei Fan quickly replied. He had witnessed how Cuihua could easily overpower a wild boar with her bare hands; he figured he would be crushed if she tried anything on him.
"Woo woo woo, Extraordinary Brother is rejecting me," the chubby girl turned away from him, stomping her feet in a playful pout while pretending to cry softly.
"Ah, come on!" Lu Fei Fan couldn't take it anymore. He waved his hand dismissively and said, "No, I’m not rejecting you. You know that men and women shouldn’t be too close, right? How could a proper gentleman like me be that kind of casual person? Am I some flashy rogue?"
"Woo woo, then Nonpareil Brother is not allowed to get mad at me in the future," she said, tugging at Lu Fei Fan's shirt with a coy demeanor. On the side, Niu Dali and A Teng could no longer stand it and immediately turned away to hug the toilet and throw up.
"Damn it, if this keeps up, I swear I'll hit you!" Lu Fei Fan held back his nausea; he really couldn’t take it any longer.
"Um, I just like you this way. Nonpareil Brother, just kill me; don’t pity me just because I’m a delicate flower..." Cuihua suddenly became excited, staring at Lu Fei Fan like a lustful beast.
This time, it took Lu Fei Fan several seconds of awkwardness before he mustered the courage to spit out one word.
"Get lost..."
Finally, after a great deal of effort, Lu Fei Fan managed to get Cuihua to prepare some tools and send her away. He sighed in relief and took A Teng and Niu Dali to Iron Rooster's office.
Iron Rooster had already invited the mysterious big client—Chou—to sit in the office and had even brewed some precious Tieguanyin tea that he usually wouldn’t indulge in. If Lu Fei Fan and the others were caught sneaking a drink of it on ordinary days, they would have their wages docked.
Upon seeing Chou sitting at the table, Lu Fei Fan was somewhat taken aback. It was his first time encountering someone with such an eccentric appearance. However, he quickly got used to it. It was A Teng and Niu Dali who stared at Chou for quite a while in confusion until Lu Fei Fan elbowed them to feign calmness and regain their composure.
"According to your factory manager, you three are responsible for this slaughter?" Chou scanned the three of them before fixing his gaze on Lu Fei Fan. "Can I trust your slaughtering skills? I don’t want my goods to be ruined."
"Of course! I am the top slaughterer at Bawang Slaughterhouse and the most handsome head of the street! In this area, if anyone dares claim they’re better than me, they’re dreaming! May I ask what specific slaughtering needs you have? Packing or overnight storage? But just to clarify, we sell our skills, not our bodies," Lu Fei Fan shamelessly replied.
"Hmph." Chou looked at Lu Fei Fan with a smirk forming at the corner of his mouth and chuckled softly before stating his specific requirements. "Twenty-one Swallowing Crystal Pigs; all should be neatly butchered with internal organs intact. Thirteen Mo Xiang Jings should be boneless—no bones or internal organs, just meat! Six Earth Sea Turtles should be shelled and have their insides removed. And ten Giant Tiger Fish—leave the skin on but remove the bones for meat and roe..."
Lu Fei Fan took note, feeling a sense of awe at the scale of the request. These were all Sea Beasts that were in high demand in the market, specifically the parts that only wealthy families could afford to consume. Eating these delicacies could greatly nourish the human body, but Lu Fei Fan had no idea how. Generally, he couldn't afford such luxuries; even if he could, he had only tasted the special Earth Turtle and Sea Whip Soup once at Iron Factory Chief's generosity. That had invigorated him for an entire week, almost leading him to lose his virginity to Cuihua. Fortunately, at a critical moment, seeing Cuihua's round face prompted him to do hundreds of push-ups until he fainted, thus preserving his chastity.
Aside from the specific parts requested, the other flesh and skin of the Sea Beasts could also fetch a handsome price. The Mo Xiang Jing and Giant Tiger Fish were found only in dangerous offshore areas, where peril lurked at every turn. A large Sea Beast could easily capsize a cruise ship, making it clear that this mysterious figure was not an ordinary person.
"Have you noted everything down?" the figure asked with a sly smile, looking at Lu Fei Fan.
"Absolutely, you can come back in three hours to collect your goods..." Lu Fei Fan had just finished speaking when Iron Rooster immediately pulled him aside and hurriedly explained.
"Well, here's the thing: he wants these processed within an hour."
"How is that possible! An hour? There are only three of us!" Lu Fei Fan protested vehemently.
"How about this: I'll have Cuihua help you out. I'll double your wages and throw in three bottles of good wine for each of you. But I must warn you, if this deal falls through, we’ll all be out of a job. You need to handle this," Iron Rooster pressured, leaving Lu Fei Fan with no room for negotiation.
After thinking for a while, Lu Fei Fan had no choice but to compromise. He turned back to the figure and assured him, "Alright, one hour it is. However, aside from the specific Sea Beast parts you requested, all other unwanted materials will belong to our Slaughterhouse. How does that sound?"
Iron Rooster was momentarily stunned; he hadn't expected Lu Fei Fan to dare make demands on the Sea Beasts brought by this figure. This made him anxious—if they angered this person and lost the deal, they would lose their golden opportunity. He considered quickly suggesting against this idea but was surprised by the figure's response.
"Heh heh, that's interesting," the figure said with narrowed eyes and a cheerful smile. "No problem; aside from the Sea Beast parts I specifically requested, all other materials will belong to you."
Iron Rooster secretly breathed a sigh of relief and began calculating in his mind. He estimated the value of these Sea Beast parts; while they weren't worth much individually, they could still sell for several thousand Federal Coins altogether. This kid was indeed bold—he had turned around and helped the Slaughterhouse make some money! Iron Rooster stroked his chin thoughtfully, considering whether he should offer him a raise and perhaps even arrange for Cuihua to be given to him as well.
Lu Fei Fan looked around but didn't see any Sea Beasts. He turned back to the figure and asked in confusion, "Where are the goods you wanted processed?"
"Here... it is!" The figure known as the Ugly raised a hand, holding a playing card between his fingers.
Then, with a charming yet sinister smile, his eyes gleamed as he swiftly shot the card out like a bolt of lightning!
The playing card soared from the office's glass window into the processing area of the Slaughterhouse. It spun gracefully in mid-air before drawing a stunning golden line, which sliced through the air like a sharp wound. Suddenly, a massive tear opened in the atmosphere, and with a thunderous crash, dozens of Sea Beasts plummeted down, instantly filling the open space outside the Slaughterhouse!
"This is... the Space Cutting Technique..." Iron Rooster stared wide-eyed at the unbelievable scene unfolding outside, utterly shocked.
"The Space Cutting Technique?" Lu Fei Fan gasped in disbelief. Such a method was indeed beyond the capabilities of ordinary individuals. In the past, when people brought Sea Beasts, they always used their miniature spatial devices—like wristwatches, necklaces, earrings, or rings—to unload them. But this Ugly had managed to slice open space using just a playing card. This extraordinary ability left Lu Fei Fan and others in awe.
Lu Fei Fan felt a chill run down his spine as he secretly deduced that this Ugly was definitely a Fuser! His strength was unfathomable. As someone encountering a Fuser for the first time, Lu Fei Fan couldn't help but feel alarmed and tense. The sheer power of these Fusers instilled a deep-seated fear within him; if he were to offend one of them, it would likely be as easy for them to crush him as it would be to squash an ant.
"Alright, the show is over; let's get to work," Ugly said with a grin, making a gesture as if to signal the end of a performance.
After several minutes, everyone finally snapped back to reality from their shock.
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