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After the incident with the underwear became widely known, this cow faced unprecedented backlash. No girl in the academy paid any attention to him anymore, but Niu Dali surprisingly began to change his approach. He started teasing Pandora's Box, the cleaning lady, for no particular reason. Once they became familiar, he even helped her with cleaning and running errands to the restroom. In the end, he became one of the most reliable friends of the Women's Association in the School Committee. Now, those ladies often debated whether to clear Niu Dali's name from being labeled as the "Campus Underwear Pervert Thief."
However, despite taking the blame, this cow was still one of Lu Fei Fan's few friends. During their tough times, they had shared a single pair of underwear for half a month, which nearly suffocated their classmates with its odor. It was this bond forged through hardship that made them true pals, so naturally, he didn't want to hold a grudge against Niu Dali for those past events. Although it still brought tears to his eyes when he thought about it, he chose to endure.
Back at the table, Lu Fei Fan slapped him on the forehead.
"I've told you countless times not to call me 'Flower Flower.' It tarnishes my majestic stature and my illustrious reputation! You should address me by my unique and refined title—'Supreme Invincible Thunderbolt Handsome Grass Overwhelming All - Jade-faced Scholar Fei Long Hua Fei Fan!'" Lu Fei Fan shamelessly corrected him.
"Tsk, that name is too convoluted. I’ve tried to memorize it for a week and still can’t remember a single word. If I had that kind of memory, I wouldn’t be stuck repeating grades with you every year," Niu Dali complained while scratching his head. In reality, he couldn't be bothered to remember such a long and ridiculous name.
"High-end, classy, and sophisticated! Do you understand? Do you get it?" Lu Fei Fan continued trying to teach him but eventually waved his hand in annoyance. "Forget it; you wouldn't understand anyway. By the way, tomorrow it's your turn to go to the Principal's Office. Remember to smear some chili oil around your eyes to make your crying look more tragic; otherwise, we definitely won't graduate this year."
Lu Fei Fan was both giving advice and setting a trap, confidently calculating, "I don’t believe our principal would be able to handle someone crying in front of him every few days."
"That makes sense. But… isn’t smearing chili oil a bit childish? Wouldn’t cutting our wrists in front of him be more direct?" Niu Dali had a rather morbid foresight about such self-harming antics, believing that the principal wouldn’t have the heart to see his students resorting to self-harm over failing grades.
"Good point! How did I not think of that?" Lu Fei Fan clapped his hands and then paced thoughtfully before adding, "You could also get some laxatives and put them in the principal's tea. Make sure it's a strong dose; take away the paper beforehand. When he has an upset stomach and rushes to the restroom, let’s see if he’ll sign anything then—if he doesn’t sign, he won’t have any toilet paper!"
"Great plan!" Niu Dali praised but then hesitated again. "But… will this really work?"
"Stop talking nonsense and just do as I say… got it?" Lu Fei Fan kicked him in the rear end, scolding him for not being ambitious enough. "Do you even want to graduate? If you don’t want to graduate and are okay with being drafted into the military instead, then just ignore me!"
With that, Lu Fei Fan waved his hand impatiently as if too lazy to deal with him any further.
“I’ll just listen to you then.” Niu Dali scratched his head, feeling a bit wronged. He had always dreamed of graduating and joining the army, but unfortunately, he had been unable to graduate and was stuck in Pandora's Box. After all, he had promised his father that he would graduate from Pandora's Box before enlisting.
Seeing how earnest this bull was, Lu Fei Fan took the opportunity to extort several high-end issues of 'Dragon Tiger Leopard A Girl' magazines from under his bed, along with a month’s worth of washing his stinky socks and underwear before letting him go. He then imparted all the hastily gathered knowledge about becoming a Best Actor to him, instructing him to go to the Principal's Office and put on a show of crying, throwing a tantrum, and even threatening to hang himself in order to win over the principal. After all, any trick that could help him graduate was worth trying.
Once Lu Fei Fan finished giving his instructions, Niu Dali suddenly remembered something important and hurriedly said, “Oh, right! Huahua, it seems like you’ve become the number one celebrity in our Pandora's Box. Take a look at this.”
He raised his hand, revealing a special wristwatch made of White Energy constructs. It could only display some pages from the Virtual Network and couldn’t facilitate a Super Brain Connection.
The so-called Super Brain Connection meant that a person could enter the Virtual Network world; however, it required advanced technological devices known as Superbrain Devices to access it.
At that moment, Niu Dali’s virtual wristwatch wasn’t considered a Superbrain Device; it was merely a gadget that could open a Virtual Screen to view web pages. Nonetheless, it was one of the few expensive items Niu Dali owned—his father had spent half a month’s salary on it when he got accepted into the Free Federation Academy. His father was a mechanical repairman who earned only a few thousand Federal Coins per month at the factory.
He pressed a few buttons on the energy wristwatch, and suddenly, a twenty-inch Virtual Screen materialized in front of them, with energy rapidly transforming into light to display information.
Niu Dali pointed at a forum that appeared in mid-air on the Virtual Screen and selected the Campus Gossip page, which instantly filled with various posts.
“Extra! Extra! The three rascals are back for another round! Where will the leader go next?”
“Major gossip! The principal’s son has fallen for a handsome boy! Lu Fei Fan’s resistance leads to an academic bloodbath…”
“Blood-spitting highlights: Rogue Young Master vs. Principal's Bitch—regardless of bestiality, the principal will surely punish severely…”
Upon seeing this forum page, Lu Fei Fan completely collapsed. The once beautiful landscape now seemed drenched in crimson chaos.
“Damn it. Which bastard pushed this huge mess onto me? I curse him to be impotent for life! Even if he can perform, may he only have daughters, and even if he has sons, may they be gay and never able to stand up!” Lu Fei Fan, embodying the fine tradition of a shrewish scold, unleashed a torrent of curses upon the culprit.
“Dali, was this you who stirred up trouble?” Lu Fei Fan pointed an accusing finger at Niu Dali.
“It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me! I can perform, I can!” Niu Dali innocently covered his groin, fearing that this fellow might suddenly lose his temper and deliver a devastating kick that would ruin his manhood forever. “I only found out you were trending just now while browsing the forum. And you’re trending even faster than A Teng…”
“Really not you? Could it be that lecher A Teng?” Lu Fei Fan pushed him aside and pondered for a moment, stroking his chin. “Hmph, it’s probably him, that scoundrel. Come on, let’s go find that bastard!”
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