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The Empress Wants to Give Up
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I am the most tragic Empress in history.
The Emperor is ruthless towards me, the ministers are a constant annoyance, and even when I try to have some fun with my Intimate Friend, I have to crawl through dog holes.
To make matters worse, I was caught red-handed by my son, the Emperor's Big Son.
He grabbed me as if I were a little chick.
"Mother is being naughty; I must punish you."
Three months ago, the old Emperor finally succeeded in concocting the Longevity Pill. He was so pleased that he rewarded all the favored consorts of the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards to share in his fortune.
As a result, the Longevity Pill turned out to be a one-way ticket to the afterlife, and the old Emperor led everyone on a grand journey to the West.
I survived solely because I was neglected and forgotten by the old Emperor.
So, it turns out that being favored leads to an early demise.
In the cold winter during the Laba Festival, the old Emperor and his numerous concubines were collectively sent off in a grand funeral that stirred the entire capital.
Crying filled both inside and outside the palace; some mourned for the Emperor, others for the consorts, and there were those who wept for themselves as they wished to accompany the old Emperor in death.
As for me, I didn’t know what to cry for. I mingled with the crowd, shouting hoarsely without purpose.
In truth, I had intended to follow him into the afterlife as well. However, since I was the only remaining consort of rank, the ministers from the previous dynasty conferred and decided to keep me, the highest-ranking idle consort, as Empress Dowager.
I knew that the main reason was my father's military power; they feared he might seize this opportunity to rebel.
I heard that the Empress Dowager is going to oversee the previous dynasty and the imperial harem. I don't want to be the Empress Dowager; I haven't even been with a man yet. After finally managing to outlast the old emperor, all I want is to leave the palace and enjoy some food and sights.
The seventh day after the old emperor's passing, the New Emperor ascended the throne.
On the day I was conferred the title of Empress Dowager, it was also my first time meeting Emperor Jing Zhan.
I must say, this New Emperor is truly handsome!
He looks even better than the top courtesan at Xiao Xiang Tower.
Xiao Xiang Tower is the largest brothel in the capital. Before entering the palace, my intimate friend, Lu Wanwan from the Chancellor's family, took me there to broaden my horizons.
That day, she got drunk and was sobbing while hugging a beautiful young official, her tears and snot flowing freely.
"Ruan Ruan, I feel so sorry for you. Marrying that fifty-year-old man in the palace means you'll never experience the joy of soaring to immortality in this lifetime."
As she cried, she wiped her nose on my pleated skirt.
I don't know how wonderful it is to soar to immortality, but the young official in her arms looked terrified and pale.
Oh, I'm getting sidetracked.
Right now, as I lamented that such a handsome person turned out to be my son, he waved his hand and ordered my palace attendants.
"All of you step back; I have something to discuss with the Empress Dowager!"
My attendants were surprisingly obedient, not sparing me a glance as they turned and left.
Once everyone had cleared out of the room, the emperor turned towards me and walked over.
As he approached closer, my heart raced wildly.
He was two years older than me, and so incredibly alluring. At our age, it was like dry kindling meeting a spark...
How could I possibly resist?
Here he comes!
He was approaching!
I could see the tips of his shoes getting closer, and I felt like I was about to spring out of my skin!
"Mother."
The Emperor's voice came from above me, cool and chilling, making my back stiffen.
I looked up and was met with a dark, piercing gaze that made me shiver involuntarily.
Then, a sinister voice brushed past my ear.
"You know exactly how much weight you carry as the Empress Dowager. I advise you to know your place and not meddle in affairs that do not concern you. Otherwise, I won't hesitate to take action against the Yong'an Prince's Residence."
I was startled, and the pear blossom pastry in my mouth sprayed all over him.
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