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Lux was not foolish; seeing Piao Duan Diao dancing recklessly under the tower, she knew that the duration of that ultimate ability wouldn't be short.
Moreover, after being hit by a full combo from Piao Duan Diao earlier, her health had dropped to a dangerously low level. Without a second thought, Lux quickly retreated towards the second tower.
Noticing Lux trying to escape, Piao Duan Diao chuckled and stopped dancing, pressing the attack key to chase after her.
However, in his excitement, Piao Duan Diao had completely forgotten that his ultimate had already been active for a full twenty seconds. The ability's duration was only twenty-five seconds in total.
Even though he was in a heroic state, Li Hong still retained his consciousness. Seeing Piao Duan Diao acting so recklessly, Li Hong couldn't tolerate it any longer. Ignoring his current condition, he took quick steps out of the Defensive Tower's range and pretended not to see Lux, whose health was critically low in front of the second tower.
What good would killing do? He certainly didn't want to die.
At the same time, Li Hong was also frustrated with this feeling of being manipulated. To be honest, if he were controlling others, it might be somewhat interesting; but being controlled by someone else was no fun at all.
With that thought in mind, Li Hong decided to stop pretending to be a hero. He walked into the nearby bushes by the river and chose to recall back to base.
This move left Piao Duan Diao utterly shocked.
“What the hell is this? This hero doesn't listen!” Piao Duan Diao said with frustration to his audience in the livestream.
Unfortunately for him, the viewers had long shifted their attention away from this situation. Earlier, when Piao Duan Diao dove under the tower, Lux had already reached level five; now she was at level six. This meant that Piao Duan Diao's so-called pre-level six solo kill had turned into a complete joke.
As a result, the livestream chat was flooded with comments mocking him, and no one paid attention to Piao Duan Diao's predicament. Even if someone did notice, amidst the barrage of insults, it wouldn't have made much of an impact.
Piao Duan Diao naturally saw the comments flooding in and sighed with a wry smile. “Brothers, let's be reasonable; this isn't my fault! I was so close to killing Lux just now. But somehow this New Hero ran out from under the tower on its own! I had no way to stop it!”
Unfortunately for him, the audience wasn't interested in his explanations. They loved watching chaos and didn’t care whether it was Piao Duan Diao's fault or not. All they knew was that he couldn't solo kill Lux before level six; thus, they wanted him to eat crow live on stream. Now that he failed to secure a kill, they eagerly anticipated him eating crow!
Fortunately for Piao Duan Diao, he had seen his fair share of ups and downs. Eating crow was just a trivial matter for him.
He quickly picked his nose and pulled out a booger, deliberately showing it to the livestream audience. Then, right before millions of viewers' eyes, he swallowed it whole.
"Ugh, that's disgusting!"
"The most disgusting streamer, no doubt about it!"
"Eat shit if you want to, but I respect you for being a man!"
"Negative review, booger doesn't count!"
After finishing, Piao Duan Diao said with lingering excitement, "Alright, alright, I've eaten the shit, let's move on from this topic."
Ignoring the reactions of the viewers in the live stream, Piao Duan Diao continued, "To be honest, this New Hero issue should be on the developers' end. Whether it's the automatic typing insults before or the current automatic actions, it's not my fault! Some of you might not have seen it clearly before, so let me explain again."
"That Lux earlier? The kill was almost in my hands. But just as I was about to secure that kill, the New Hero suddenly started acting on its own. There's nothing I could do; after all, if it doesn't listen to me, how can I get a kill?"
Watching Li Hong return to the fountain, Piao Duan Diao tried to control him again. Once he confirmed he could operate him, he told the audience, "Okay, that last incident was probably a System bug. Now I can control him again. This time, let's buy a Tiamat first. After we combine it into a Black Cleaver later, we can take down that Lux."
As he spoke, Piao Duan Diao opened the shop page in the fountain to prepare for purchasing a pair of Magic Resistance Boots and then a Tiamat to head out.
However, just as he selected Tiamat, the purchase button suddenly turned gray!
A gray purchase button only appears when there aren't enough coins. But Piao Duan Diao was absolutely certain that he had enough money to buy Tiamat; why was the purchase button still gray?
Before he could think further, Li Hong had already walked out of the fountain.
Piao Duan Diao exclaimed, "Here we go again! Guys, look! I didn't even control him properly and he just walked out of the fountain on his own! What is going on? I'm about to lose my mind; what's up with this New Hero?"
"Teacher Piao, check your inventory!"
"The inventory is lit up!"
"An auto-building hero! Amazing!"
"This is a Li Hong without dreams!"
After being reminded by the viewers in the livestream, Piao Duan Diao finally noticed his equipment bar.
In the six slots, aside from the Magic Resistance Boots he had already crafted, the rest were all +5 magic resistance Magic Resistance Cloaks!
"Oh my god, this is too ridiculous!" Piao Duan Diao exclaimed, his eyes nearly popping out.
What on earth were these five Magic Resistance Cloaks? When did he even get this equipment?
After glancing at the comments, Piao Duan Diao understood. It turned out these items were automatically generated while he was still at the fountain, thanks to New Hero.
"Wow, can you even play like this? New Hero is way too over the top! I had over two thousand gold before, and I can't even buy a Tiamat. Turns out it was all spent! Magic Resistance Boots plus five Magic Resistance Cloaks, is this what losing hope looks like?" Piao Duan Diao chuckled.
Even though the viewers in the livestream had high standards for humor, they couldn't help but burst into laughter at Piao Duan Diao's words.
"New Hero: Losing Dreams—Li Hong!"
"No doubt about it!"
"Am I the only one curious about Lux's expression?"
"Lux: Is this really necessary, old buddy?"
Sure enough, when Li Hong arrived on the lane and tanked a few of Lux's skills without losing much health, Lux on the opposite side also sensed something was off.
After checking Piao Duan Diao's build with the keybinds, Lux fell silent. Then, a message appeared in the public chat.
“[Radiant Girl] Can't download love: [Teacher Piao], what are you doing?”
Upon seeing Lux's message, the teammates of Piao Duan Diao curiously glanced at the battle data, until they spotted the unusual build of Piao Duan Diao in the mid lane.
“[Blind Monk] I used seeds to pay for the service:”
“[Barbarian King] My name is Seed: [Teacher Piao], nice play!”
“[Frost Archer] I am the service: Please stop showing off!”
“[Soul Lock Warden] No free rides: [Teacher Piao], I've unfollowed you, do as you wish!”
Looking at the messages from his teammates, Piao Duan Diao felt like crying but had no tears left.
No, this isn't my doing! This is the equipment that [New Hero] bought on its own, do you believe me?
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