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Li Xiaonan looked at the harmonious scene in the courtyard, feeling quite pleased. Whether he could become a deity was of little concern to him. As long as he lived another day, the child practicing the Martial Soul Technique would not encounter any issues.
Every day, he kept a close watch on his Wives, following them like a tail. Chen Mo directly compared Li Xiaonan's demeanor to that of a Pug.
Li Xiaonan didn't mind at all; he continued to happily cling to his Wives. After spending time with Ling Kui, he sought out Yun Moyu, and after that, he went to bother Chen Mo…
He adhered to the principle of not neglecting any of the girls, making sure to get close to each one of them. Previously, he had never truly spent quality time with his Wives, but now he had plenty of time on his hands, and in this realm, there were no hidden dangers left.
Huang Qi had naturally perished after being struck down by the Spirit Weapon. Zhao Lingshan had gone mad; she spent her days either laughing or crying, truly becoming a lunatic. However, Zhao Lingyue took great care of her and often couldn't help but sigh.
Lu Nishang also frequently stayed by her mother's side. Yet, in Li Xiaonan's eyes, this was perhaps the best outcome for Zhao Lingshan.
On this day, under the sky filled with colorful clouds, Li Dogdan paced back and forth in the courtyard, appearing quite anxious.
Li Xiaonan placed his hands behind his back and said, "Stop swaying; it's making my eyes dizzy."
"Father, I'm so nervous, my heart is racing," Li Dogdan said, clutching his chest.
"You're not new to this, Wife. Why are you so nervous? You've grown up with Xiao Bei; you've spent more time with her than I have. If anyone should be nervous, it's me."
Li Dogdan made a face of distress. "Dad, you're just being cute and throwing away your dignity... I'm in a relationship with Xiao Bei. Of course, I'll be nervous and excited after not seeing her for so long. Why are you nervous?"
"Sigh... My daughter has grown up and is going to marry my son... How can I not be nervous?"
"Dad," Li Dogdan's thick skin, comparable to titanium, flushed slightly.
Li Xiaonan couldn't help but smile, though he pretended to be angry. "Hmm, what? Are you trying to back out of this, Xiao Bei?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a girl in a green dress came running from afar.
Li Dogdan's lips twitched twice; his eyes were filled with excitement and joy, yet there was a hint of fear as he approached.
Just as the young couple was about to embrace after their long separation, Li Dogdan suddenly noticed that Li Xiaobei had coldly snorted and glanced at him with disdain before jumping into Li Xiaonan's arms and sweetly calling out, "Dad."
"Oh, my Xiao Bei has become even more beautiful."
Li Xiaobei proudly replied, "Of course! My mother is beautiful, my father is handsome; naturally, I am beautiful too. Dad, did you miss me?"
As she spoke, she wrapped her arms around Li Xiaonan's neck like a koala clinging to him.
In the distance, Chen Yaojin couldn't help but complain, "Come on! If I hang on you like that, you'll kick me off..."
"Enough nonsense..." White Star Soul lazily rolled over, exposing his plump belly.
Chen Yaojin pouted and squatted down to scratch him, saying, "What do you mean? Are you saying you dislike me because I'm a man?"
"Well, you and the master are mismatched in gender. You can forget about that for this lifetime. I advise you to learn from Little Jiu and find yourself a girl," White Star Soul said, comfortably squinting his eyes.
Chen Yaojin retorted, "Tch, I’m not going to learn from that guy. He chased after girls until he lost all his dignity... Besides, that Heiwa girl is still hung up on the boss... You should have seen how the boss looked when she turned into a woman back then..."
"Xiao Chen, I’m not saying you should look for someone like the master. If you want a woman like that, you might as well wait for the next lifetime or just strangle yourself with your belt," White Star Soul replied.
"You foul wolf! I'm trying to have a heart-to-heart with you and you're mocking me instead! If anyone's going to strangle someone, it’ll be me strangling you!" With that, they began to wrestle with each other.
Li Xiaobei looked curiously at the rolling mass of man and beast in the distance and asked, "Dad, what are they doing?"
Li Xiaonan glanced at the grayish ball of black and white and scratched his head. "Probably just messing around... Hmm... It should be interspecies romance... No wait, it should be ghostly... beastly... Oh my goodness... So shameless."
By the end of his sentence, Li Xiaonan couldn't help but scoff at it himself.
He never expected one of his subordinates would actually find such a good buddy...
"Damn!" White Star Soul and Chen Yaojin shouted in unison, immediately separating and retreating hundreds of feet away from each other.
Li Xiaonan shook his head, taking Li Xiaobei by one hand and hooking Li Dogdan's shoulder with the other as they walked into the house.
A week later, the grandest wedding in the celestial realm was taking place.
In the original celestial realm, aside from White Star Soul, all the other Three Emperors had lost their souls. This became a perfect opportunity for Li Xiaonan to announce himself as the only Immortal Emperor in the celestial realm.
The entire Cloud Sky Pavilion was instantly packed with guests who came to present gifts and curry favor.
Of course, a few clueless individuals who dared to lay hands on Li Xiaonan's bride were promptly teleported away by him without a second thought.
At this moment, Li Xiaonan's reputation spread far and wide.
That night, Li Xiaonan was very happy and drank quite a bit. Many others were excitedly shouting about causing a ruckus during their son and daughter's wedding night.
Li Dogdan and Li Xiaobei struggled with this for a long time until finally, Li Xiaonan was dragged out of the room by Mei Yingluo with a swift smack on the head.
"Hehehe... Wuwuwu..." Li Xiaonan suddenly seemed to lose his mind as he sat on the ground laughing and crying at the same time, scaring several of his brides quite badly.
Scheming shook his head and said, "Leave this madman to me. You all should go rest."
He pulled Li Xiaonan up and walked out.
The girls exchanged glances and shook their heads helplessly.
Scheming dragged Li Xiaonan directly to the lower realm, returning to the Purple Bamboo Forest next to Qingyu City.
Li Xiaonan was still sobbing uncontrollably, tears and snot streaming down his face.
Scheming shook his head, holding his forehead, and said, "Have you cried enough? It's just about marrying off a daughter. Besides, it's marrying into the Li Family. Why are you crying like this?"
"You don't understand! Time flies. Not only do I have a child, but that child is already married! Suddenly, I'm old! Recently, the Wives have been complaining about me, saying I'm like a piece of rubber candy. Chen Mo even said I'm going through menopause! How am I going through menopause?"
Scheming frowned and nodded. "From what I see, it's worse than when you were on Earth... How about I go back to Earth now and bring you some calming drinks?"
"Get lost! I'm a man; what use is calming drinks? Wait, I'm not going through menopause!" Li Xiaonan realized.
"You know you're a man? Then get up!"
Li Xiaonan, who had been squatting on the ground, stood up abruptly and said, "Fine, I'll get up. What's the big deal..."
Suddenly, he felt a strange sensation in his lower abdomen and furrowed his brows as he looked down to see Scheming's hand buried inside him.
How is this possible?
My Divine Body can't just break like that.
And what does Scheming intend to do by suddenly acting like this?
Scheming grasped Li Xiaonan's Divine Infant and stepped closer to him.
Li Xiaonan felt his strength gradually drifting away from his Divine Body. He couldn't help but arch his back as his legs began to give way beneath him.
At that moment, only one thought filled his mind. With lowered eyelids, he asked in confusion, "Why?"
Scheming supported his waist with one hand, allowing Li Xiaonan's body to lean against his shoulder. "Do you remember I mentioned that even though I consumed your Golden Divine Fruit, Martial Soul said there’s a way to make you a god?"
"Hmph, that guy is just an old con artist. If you take his words seriously, you've already lost," Li Xiaonan rolled his eyes.
The Spirit Tree in the Spirit Platform clearly sensed that Scheming was devoid of any killing intent, leaving only confusion in Li Xiaonan's heart.
"Hehe... maybe he is a fraud, but he won't deceive you, Li Xiaonan."
Scheming paused for a moment, took a deep breath, and continued, "I am your Divine Rank."
Li Xiaonan was taken aback, suddenly recalling the reason why Scheming had attacked him.
In this realm, no one should be able to harm him except for himself...
So, the Divine Rank was technically also a part of him. This made sense; being schemed against by Scheming at this moment was understandable.
And Scheming had only one reason for doing this: to merge with the Divine Rank and then ascend to godhood.
Li Xiaonan swallowed hard and said, "Don't do anything foolish. If I merge with you, you'll disappear."
Scheming smiled lightly, supporting Li Xiaonan as he knelt on the ground, resting his chin on Scheming's shoulder.
From a distance, the two embraced each other like true best friends.
Scheming pushed up the lenses of his glasses, which reflected a cold glimmer.
He said, "I understand the consequences. This is what I owe you, so I am willing to repay you for eighteen years with my life..."
"Why don't you say you'd trade your whole life for my ten years of innocence? Do you think you're Zhang Qiling or something? What kind of attitude is that? Damn it, you're the one who's going through menopause! Let go of me, hmm..."
Li Xiaonan felt Scheming's hand tighten around him as he moved.
"Li Xiaonan, I owe you. If I hadn't suddenly barged into the formation you and Martial Soul established back then, you wouldn't have been thrown to Earth and spent those eighteen miserable years that were supposed to be mine..." Scheming's gaze shifted to the dirt beside him.
Tender spring bamboo shoots poked their heads out after the rain.
A flicker of guilt crossed his eyes.
Li Xiaonan frowned and asked, "What are you talking about? What do you owe me? Last time I returned to the Immortal Realm, you were just as vague... Are you trying to compete for the best tragic male lead today?"
Scheming smiled and replied, "You should have regained your memory. You should remember that back then, Martial Soul helped you set up the reincarnation formation. According to the plan, you would become a god within a hundred years..."
"Yeah, I remember. At that time, I had just become a god and hadn't even had a chance to see what the divine realm was like. My brother caused a huge mess, and I was in a hurry to help. I used most of my Divine Power to rebuild the rules of the demon realm. In the end, I could only reincarnate. Martial Soul came up with a way to give me a decent body, and then..."
Li Xiaonan furrowed his brow, lost in thought. Suddenly, he exclaimed, "I remember now! At that time, when Martial Soul's divine light shone down, a figure suddenly flew over, and then I lost consciousness."
"Yes... that was me," Scheming said.
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