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With one hand supporting his swollen chin, he squatted on the ground, staring blankly at the two men who had been shouting for nearly half an hour.
He mumbled, "A barking dog doesn't bite..." Glancing at the anxious-looking Lu Shang, he said, "Beautiful lady, you should sit down too. It seems they won't start fighting anytime soon. I'm Dog Boy, what's your name?"
Suddenly, Li Xiaonan and Sun Er simultaneously struck out their palms towards Dog Boy.
Dog Boy jumped up and yelled, "That's not fair! Why are you two teaming up against me instead of fighting each other?"
The two replied in unison, "Who told you to talk so much? A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!"
Dog Boy retorted, "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory anyway... I'm not an elephant..."
Li Xiaonan pulled out the hairpin from her head, letting her long hair cascade down like a waterfall.
With a flick of his wrist, the Carefree Fan suddenly opened wide. He gently waved it, causing the red string to sway and the bronze bell to emit a pleasant "dingling" sound.
"Wow! Everyone's pulling out their weapons! I've been wanting to have a go at you for a long time!" Grandson said as he summoned his own Celestial Artifact.
A golden rod gleamed brilliantly under the sunlight, particularly flashy for a Rich Person!
Li Xiaonan scoffed, "Do you think you're Sun Wukong? Pulling out a Golden Staff like that!"
"I am Sun Wukong! This is the Golden Staff! Big big big! I'll crush you!" He shouted as he leaped into the air, swinging the rod downwards.
Li Xiaonan stared in shock at the Golden Staff, which had transformed into a golden pillar in mid-air.
The influence of "Journey to the West" on children of Li Xiaonan's generation was truly profound.
A glimmer of envy shone in his eyes as the Carefree Fan in his hand sensed its master's thoughts, letting out a faint dragon's roar, seemingly expressing dissatisfaction and jealousy.
“Ha ha!” Li Xiaonan laughed heartily, tossing the Carefree Fan aside. “Go! Carefree Bloodshed! Give him a beating!”
A thought flashed through Li Xiaonan's mind, echoing the voices of Xiaoyao and Bloodshade, who spoke in unison: “We won’t let big brother down!”
With his right hand on the ground, Li Xiaonan rolled aside just in time to evade the massive attack from the Golden Staff, astonished at how obedient Bloodshade had become. It seemed that Xiaoyao had trained him well!
“Ha ha! Scared now?” Sun Er looked at the dust kicked up by the Golden Staff, thinking that Li Xiaonan must have been flattened into a pancake.
“Are you brain-dead?” Li Xiaonan rolled up his sleeves, ready to charge at that fool, but then he heard Bloodshade's sweet voice in his mind.
“Big brother, leave this to me and Brother Xiaoyao. You go save the Sisters!”
After considering it, Li Xiaonan found it reasonable and decided not to worry about Xiaoyao and the others. He quickly grabbed the Dog Boy from the ground and dashed into the cave.
Although Sun Er lived in this desolate place where nothing seemed to thrive, the cave was surprisingly well-furnished and equipped.
Buckets of celestial fruits were piled nearby. Without hesitation, Li Xiaonan grabbed one and popped it into his mouth, finding it quite tasty. He then waved his hand, stuffing all of them into his Storage Ring.
The Dog Boy licked his lips and stole a glance at Li Xiaonan.
“Do you want some too?” Li Xiaonan asked, tossing three celestial fruits to him casually.
Dog Boy quickly expressed his gratitude, devouring the fruit without hesitation. Li Xiaonan shook his head at the sight, feeling a twinge of sympathy for Sun Er. Being the leader seemed rather pitiful in this case!
Dog Boy hurriedly swallowed the celestial fruit, gulped, and said, “My lord, this fruit isn’t the best. The best is in another cave, where there’s Celestial Wine brewed from the fruit. The taste... wow... it’s incredible!” As he spoke, drool began to drip from his mouth.
Li Xiaonan paused to think. Although saving people was important, his wives wouldn’t disappear in the meantime. Why not... heh heh...
Since he was already here, he might as well make the most of it! Besides, when has anything good ever fallen from the sky without a reason?
He patted Dog Boy on the shoulder and said, “Let’s go! Take me there! I’ll share some of the benefits with you!”
“Mm-hmm! Sure!” Dog Boy’s eyes sparkled with excitement as he led Li Xiaonan through one cave after another.
Li Xiaonan couldn’t help but marvel at the complex structure of the caves; it was no less than a palace.
“My lord, this is it!” Dog Boy wagged his tail and squatted at the entrance, drool dripping onto the ground and forming a dark puddle.
This was a closed cave about forty square meters in size, with no path ahead.
In the center of the cave stood seventy or eighty wooden barrels. Li Xiaonan gently pried open one of the barrels, and a rich, sweet fragrance wafted into his senses.
He licked his lips and raised the barrel to pour some celestial wine into his mouth.
As soon as the liquid entered, it felt alive!
Li Xiaonan could actually feel a whirlwind swirling in his mouth, sharply rushing into his lungs while leaving only a sweet aftertaste on his lips and teeth.
He clicked his tongue and said, "This is indeed a good thing! What kind of wine is this?"
Li Xiaonan tossed the wooden barrel to Dog Boy.
Dog Boy caught it with one hand and took a big gulp, saying, "This is called Monkey Wine! Only the master can brew it!"
Li Xiaonan nodded and threw two more barrels to Dog Boy, while he stored the rest in his Soul Ring.
The cave, which had been empty, suddenly trembled, and shadows appeared on the ground.
These shadows chased each other and eventually formed a formation.
Li Xiaonan was startled and cursed himself for being fooled!
He glared angrily at Dog Boy, who was happily drinking from the barrel.
Dog Boy chuckled, "Haha! You fell for it! We dogs are nothing like cats; we are the most loyal! Hahaha! Monkey Wine is the master's treasure, and the defenses here are the strongest. I was so clever to use Monkey Wine against you, you greedy cat!"
While hugging the barrel and drinking, he laughed at Li Xiaonan, who was pacing around the cave in circles. In no time, he finished three barrels of Monkey Wine.
"Burp..." Dog Boy, with a flushed face, let out a satisfied belch and happily hugged the barrel as he drifted off to sleep.
In his dreams, Sun Er praised his cleverness and gifted him even more Monkey Wine... From then on, he lived a happy life with Monkey Wine...
Li Xiaonan kicked the Light Barrier in frustration but was bounced back. He took a deep breath, suppressing his anger, yet he couldn't help but curse inwardly.
"Damn it! I can't believe I fell for a stupid dog. What bad luck, worse than capsizing in a sewer!"
Li Xiaonan cursed for a while before calming down completely and starting to reflect.
In the end, it was still his fault for underestimating that foolish dog. No matter how dumb it was, it still had a brain. He had let his guard down, relying too much on his absolute cultivation.
So, was he worse than a dog?
He chuckled bitterly and shook his head, glancing at the soundly sleeping Dog Boy. Inner Thoughts: It seems I can only take a gamble now.
He flipped his palms and summoned the Seven-Level Pagoda, coldly declaring, "Break!"
As the golden light collided with the colorful Light Barrier, the entire cave shook violently.
The Dog Boy, lying on the ground with a wooden barrel, rolled over and continued to sleep soundly.
Li Xiaonan sighed in relief, forming hand seals as he directly unleashed a powerful move from the Seven-Level Pagoda: Thousand Sails Buddha's Hand!
This was Li Xiaonan's first time using it, and he felt a bit nervous. The number of Buddha's Envoys within the Seven-Level Pagoda had unknowingly reached eighty million, and the power of this Buddhist Artifact was gradually recovering.
Golden runes floated gently towards the Light Barrier, quickly covering the colorful glow and leaving only a dazzling gold behind.
Li Xiaonan continuously formed hand seals; if Dog Boy woke up at that moment, he would surely be shocked into silence.
At that moment, thousands of arms sprouted from Li Xiaonan's back, each palm adorned with an eye that was peacefully closed but enough to send chills down anyone's spine.
As he clasped his hands together, he chanted, "With the power of the Buddhas, I open the path to rebirth!"
Behind him, a thousand eyes suddenly opened wide, beams of golden light shooting forth and landing on the Light Barrier.
"Bang..."
The Light Barrier, enveloped in golden light, cracked like an egg being scorched by fierce flames.
Li Xiaonan slowly exhaled a breath of foul air, stowed away the Seven-Level Pagoda, and struck the Light Barrier with one palm.
With a loud "boom," the Light Barrier shattered into pieces.
Li Xiaonan swept his consciousness over his Dantian.
Goodness! After all that effort to store up Liquid Golden Yuan Power, only a third remains... It turns out that big moves consume a lot of energy!
Li Xiaonan walked slowly to Dog Boy's side and lifted his foot to kick him in the rear.
"Ouch!" Dog Boy immediately jolted awake from his sweet dreams, jumping up in pain and clutching his backside as he hopped around.
It took him a while to realize that it was Li Xiaonan who had kicked him.
"M-Master..." he said, looking at her with a face full of terror. Suddenly, his expression changed dramatically as he declared solemnly, "Hmph! Just kill me! I will not yield! I am a loyal dog, not a treacherous cat!"
Li Xiaonan felt a black line appear on her forehead as her gaze swept over him several times.
"Are you a loyal dog? Your cunning little nature is far worse than any cat!"
As he raised his hand, Dog Boy trembled even more, tightly closing his eyes and biting his lip.
Li Xiaonan couldn't help but laugh. "Alright, I'm a kind person who doesn't like to kill. Hurry up and take me to find my wife!"
Dog Boy blinked in surprise, opening his eyes wide. "You won't kill me? You're kind? If you're kind, I might as well climb trees!"
As soon as the words left his mouth, he realized he had just talked back to Li Xiaonan. He quickly covered his mouth and lowered his head, stealing glances at Li Xiaonan's reaction.
"Let's go!" Li Xiaonan urged.
Dog Boy instinctively nodded and hurried out of the cave. At that moment, he dared not entertain any mischievous thoughts; he just hoped that after Master Sun Er dealt with Li Xiaonan, he wouldn't get beaten up.
"Right behind this door."
After winding through several twists and turns, Dog Boy stood behind a stone door and said weakly.
Li Xiaonan nodded and slowly pushed open the stone door. Before he could see what was inside, a flash of white light suddenly burst forth.
He couldn't help but think: Damn it! Am I being tricked again?
Flower Rubbing! Dog Boy, just wait; I will definitely break your dog legs!
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