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“Heavenly Gang Golden Body!” Li Xiaonan shouted, unable to grab his belongings in time, and braced himself against all the attacks with his own Flesh.
Damn it! What the hell is going on!
As he silently cursed, all the attacks came crashing down on him with a loud “bang!”
“Boom! Boom! Boom!” A mushroom cloud erupted from Li Xiaonan, leaving him dazed and confused, crying out for help.
When the light faded, Li Xiaonan's long hair, which could have been featured in a shampoo commercial, transformed into a frizzy mess. He cursed, “What the hell! Who did this?”
“Hm? No wings? Could it be that the demon clan has cultivated to this level?”
Li Xiaonan squinted his eyes and looked in the direction of the voice, spotting a black-clad Taoist priest in the distance. No! A group of priests! Flower Rubbing! So it’s the Quanzhen Sect coming down from the mountain!
Could it be that news has spread to the Starry Illusion Continent? So they’ve come to rescue me? Thank goodness, my sins aren’t too great after all…
While he was lost in thought, the group of priests waved their Dust Whisk, seemingly preparing to form a formation for a powerful spell. Li Xiaonan hurriedly called out, “Hey! Don’t attack! I’m a Cultivator! We’re on the same side!” He waved his hands loudly.
“Hmph! Little Demon head, who are you trying to fool? If you were a Cultivator, how could you come out from a demon rift?” One of the Taoists in green grabbed the tail of his Dust Whisk and swung it forcefully, coldly stating.
Damn it! What kind of people are these? They can’t even tell humans from demons! Li Xiaonan stepped onto his Carefree Fan and swiftly glided far away.
“Demon! Don’t run!” Seven Taoists chased after him relentlessly, determined to force Li Xiaonan to admit he was a demon.
He sighed helplessly, glancing around as he ran, until his gaze was drawn to a group of beautiful girls ahead.
"Hey? The girl in the dark long robe looks familiar. Hmm? The one in yellow also seems familiar. Wait! They're all my wives!"
“Mo Yu! Xian'er!” He shouted while waving his hand.
“Ah! It's Brother Xiaonan!” Lu Nishang was the first to sense Li Xiaonan's presence. She slapped down a demon and dashed into his arms, tears welling in her eyes as she said, “Lu Ni Chang misses Brother Xiaonan so much!”
“Good! Why are you all here?” He affectionately ruffled Lu Nishang's hair and smiled.
Yun Moyu strummed her zither, shattering a Four-Winged Demon that had lunged at them. “Xiao Nan!”
“Don’t! Don’t cry! I’m fine, and Ling Kui is fine too!” He looked at Yun Moyu, whose eyes were red, and quickly embraced her, speaking softly.
In no time, Yuan Xian'er, Li Baobao, and Li Yanrong also rushed over. Unfortunately, he only had two hands and couldn't hug all the girls at once.
Scratching his head, he thought: Got it!
He released Yun Moyu, took a few steps back, and suddenly five more Li Xiaonans appeared. The six of them exchanged smiles and each claimed their respective girls for hugs.
The original Li Xiaonan smiled and nodded but suddenly realized that aside from the girl in his arms, everyone else had someone. He couldn't help but curse himself silently: What kind of people are these! With the opposite sex but no humanity; I'm the main body here!
Unexpectedly, the Spirit Tree in the Spirit Platform echoed with eight voices saying in unison: “Share blessings together and face difficulties together!”
He glared at Number One, who gently traced his finger across Li Yanrong's cheek and said softly, "Yanrong, you've lost weight. It's been tough on you these days..."
"It's not tough; thinking of you makes every day sweet!" She smiled as she leaned against Li Xiaonan's chest, just catching sight of Li Baobao ahead.
"Master is so bad! How can you create so many masters... I don't even know which one is real and which one is fake..." Li Baobao said, her eyes filled with mist, speaking softly.
Number Three chuckled, "Each one is real. Unfortunately, I only have two hands. I wish I could hold each of you in my arms, but I can't. So I had to resort to this method. Baby, please don't be angry, okay?"
"I'm not angry..." Li Baobao blushed, gently snuggling against him, feeling the warmth of longing that had built up over the days.
Number Three smiled tenderly and glanced at Number Four, who was even gentler than he was.
"Lu Ni Chang, have you been good lately?"
"Yes, Lu Ni Chang has been very good! I've made a lot of dolls and helped fight Little Demon. Oh! Sister Mo Yu is bullying Brother Xiaonan again." She looked at Number Two's bitter face in the distance and grinned mischievously.
Yun Moyu pouted her red lips and twisted Number Two's ear angrily, saying, "Oh really! Have you become clever? You know how to use Clone Technique to flirt now? Honestly confess—did you try to abduct any girls in the demon realm this time?"
"No! How could I dare? With you around, that's enough for me!"
"Hmph! Smooth talker!" Yun Moyu smiled slightly, pinching the soft flesh at his waist before diving into his embrace.
Number Two watched enviously as he stole glances at Five.
He said nothing and directly began to kiss Yuan Xian'er, both of their faces flushed, everything unspoken between them.
Li Xiaonan shook his head helplessly, inwardly lamenting: Why do I feel a sense of jealousy towards myself? I swear, from now on, I should handle the task of wooing my wife personally!
"Devil! How dare you bully my female disciple of Cultivation! You seek death!" The White-Haired Black-Clad Daoist finally caught up with Li Xiaonan, and the scene before him led to a misunderstanding.
In his mind, Li Xiaonan had instantly transformed from an ordinary devil into the most hated Yin Demon.
Li Xiaonan was already feeling down for not being able to win a wife, and now he was wrongfully accused by a stinky Daoist, making him even angrier. He jumped up and shouted, "What the hell! You big-headed ghost! I'm a human! I'm a Cultivator!"
"Still trying to deceive me! Form the formation! Let's fight!"
A group of Daoists quickly surrounded him in a circle, shaking their Dust Whisks, which transformed into silver swords.
Li Xiaonan shook his head and murmured, "So it's true that they don't practice iron swords but silver ones! I'm in a bad mood today, so I'll just play along with you guys. I also want to see what my current strength is!"
The Carefree Fan suddenly unfurled in his hand, the corners of his mouth lifting slightly. Li Xiaonan stood leisurely within the encirclement, not in a hurry to strike.
"First move: Azure Pine!"
Li Xiaonan felt a flash before his eyes as towering Azure Pines shot up from the ground. The silver swords in the Daoists' hands transformed into branches and leaves, all thrusting toward him.
"Whoa! Impressive!" He tossed the Carefree Fan fiercely into the air, and a Fire Phoenix soared upward, incinerating the Azure Pines into charcoal.
The Black-Robed Daoist's expression grew serious as he coldly declared, "Second move: Azure Dragon, rise from the water!"
All the silver swords slipped from the Daoist's hands, gathering in the air to form a single Azure Dragon that swooped down.
"Not bad, not bad! Carefree! Go!" Li Xiaonan nodded, flicking his middle finger. A strand of True Sunfire fell upon the Fire Phoenix.
Originally, he had intended to use Nine Yang True Fire, but considering they were all Cultivators, there was no need to be so ruthless; a bit of True Sunfire would suffice.
"Chirp!" With a clear cry, the Carefree Fire Phoenix collided directly with the Azure Dragon.
The Daoists were startled. One of them said to the Black-Robed Daoist, "Yin Shixiong, this demon is incredibly strong! We can barely hold on!"
"Junior Brothers, hold on! Third move: Kang Long Has Regrets!"
"You dare to strike without distinction? You will regret this!" Li Xiaonan's thoughts shifted as the Carefree Fan transformed back into its original form and flew back into his hand.
The Azure Dragon, which had been poked like a slippery snake by the Carefree Fan, suddenly split into nine separate dragons. Li Xiaonan chuckled as he rubbed his hands together, thinking to himself: I want to see just how strong these guys are when fighting barehanded! These Daoists are at least experts in the Divine Separation Stage.
While their cultivation may not match mine, they have numbers on their side! Plus, they’re forming formations! I estimate their strength is at least at the Great Ascension stage.
It seems that in today's Starry Illusion Continent, any normal expert isn't my match, but it appears that I've only encountered abnormal ones... Heh...
Li Xiaonan tucked the Carefree Fan into his waist and leaped into the air. As he turned his body, his hands suddenly transformed into two giant claws that grasped the vital points of two Azure Dragons. With a slight exertion of force, he crushed them!
"Hahaha! This is the Heavenly Gang Golden Body! Bring it on!" He spun around and kicked the Azure Dragon, sending it flying.
The Yin Daoist was furious; as the saying goes, a warrior can be killed but not humiliated! He bit his own finger, and a drop of blood flew into one of the Azure Dragons.
Li Xiaonan was fully engaged in battle, enjoying himself immensely, completely unaware that one of the Azure Dragon's eyes had turned blood red, filled with hostility and murderous intent.
"Roar!"
With a furious roar, the Blood-Eyed Azure Dragon charged at him. His limbs were entangled with four other crimson dragons, and he angrily cursed, "Flower Rubbing! A sneak attack! The term 'hypocritical' was coined for Daoists!"
"Hmph! This is called using deception in warfare! Besides, one should use some tactics against the demon race!"
"I've told you I'm not a demon! I'm human!" Li Xiaonan shouted. The Carefree Fan at his waist emitted a gentle Azure Light and suddenly shot out, transforming into a White-Clad Handsome Chef. The figure bore a striking resemblance to Li Xiaonan but appeared more refined.
Unfortunately, as soon as he made his move, his violent nature was fully revealed. He punched the red-eyed Azure Dragon squarely in the face, creating a hole in its head.
Li Xiaonan's expression brightened as he laughed, "I'm done playing!" He summoned the Seven-Level Pagoda, directly overwhelming the Daoists and scattering them like a pile of rubble.
The White-Clad Handsome Chef looked at Li Xiaonan with a silly grin, and Li Xiaonan returned the gaze with an equally goofy smile at the Carefree Fan.
Anyone who didn't know better might think they were a pair of foolish brothers!
"What's your name, brother?" Li Xiaonan asked in an incredibly silly manner.
Carefree Fan pointed to his throat and waved his hand.
Li Xiaonan instantly understood that Carefree Fan's spirit had awakened, allowing it to take on human form, but unfortunately, it was not yet able to speak.
“Yin Daozhang, what happened here?”
Hmm? That voice sounded familiar. Li Xiaonan was taken aback and looked in the direction of the sound, exclaiming, “Father!”
“Xiao Nan! ” Duan Yu was surprised, clearly not expecting to see Li Xiaonan here.
Yin Daoist grumbled, “This… this is the demon! Quite formidable! Elder Duan, be careful!”
Duan Yu twitched his lips, feeling a mix of emotions he couldn't quite identify.
When Li Xiaonan was taken by Ni Zhi, he had thought for sure that the boy would meet a tragic end. Yet, unexpectedly, Ni Zhi had gone missing, and here was Li Xiaonan, alive and well.
“Father! Xiao Nan misses you so much!” Without caring about the stares from the group of Taoists, Li Xiaonan threw his arms around Duan Yu in a bear hug.
“You! You all!” The Taoist nearly fainted from shock.
Duan Yu, with a reproachful glance at Li Xiaonan, turned to Yin Daoist and apologized, “This is all a misunderstanding! This is my adopted son, Li Xiaonan.”
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