Carefree Dual Cultivation 131: Chapter 132
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“Come, come! Everyone gather around, let me tell you a story!” Soulmate suddenly appeared before the crowd and walked straight to the distant pavilion, plopping down onto a stone bench. 0
 
Everyone turned to Mushroom Master, unsure of how to respond. 0
 
“Oh dear! You bunch of clueless folks, even Old Wood wants to hear me! I've said it countless times, I am the master of Old Wood! Hurry up!” Soulmate waved a pale, bloodless hand at them, and with a flick of his wrist, four cups of tea and a platter of celestial fruits appeared on the stone table. 0
 
The faint fragrance slowly wafted into Li Xiaonan's nose, and he floated up in a daze, drifting toward Soulmate. 0
 
“Master!” Li Baobao exclaimed in surprise. Mushroom Master gently patted her shoulder and said, “Don't worry, he may be a bit eccentric, but he won't harm us…” 0
 
“Master, who exactly is he? Can't you defeat him?” Li Baobao tilted her head and asked. 0
 
Mushroom Master sighed and shook his head with a wry smile. “He said he is my master. I can't defeat him… Sigh… I let you all go, so why did you come back? Is it a blessing or a curse?” 0
 
Li Xiaonan had already dived into the fruit platter, biting down hard on a bright red fruit, mumbling incoherently, “It's a blessing not a curse; if it's a curse, there's no escaping!” 0
 
Soulmate smiled slightly and poked Li Xiaonan's smooth back with an icy finger, only to receive a fierce glare in return. 0
 
When Li Xiaonan came to his senses, he found himself wearing a robe identical to Soulmate's, the snow-white fur collar tickling him slightly. 0
 
Li Xiaonan was taken aback; he hadn’t expected this strange person to be so generous. No! Why am I softening? He must be plotting something else to bully me! 0
 
With that thought in mind, he took another big bite of the celestial fruit. 0
 
Soulmate chuckled, “Slow down; this is celestial fruit. You're only at the Nascent Soul stage now; be careful not to overindulge.” 0
 
Li Xiaonan shot him a glance but remained silent, thinking to himself: So it's celestial fruit; no wonder it tastes so good! If I explode, so what? I can just reform anyway. 0
 
 
It was purely a thought of being unafraid of boiling water like a dead pig. 0
 
"Come, try this Celestial Tea, old man. Don't be polite, drink up! Aren't you the one who loves this fragrant tea the most? Although I'm really angry that you sneaked away from the Celestial Realm, among those caretakers of the medicinal fields, you're the most capable. Since you've been gone, the yield of those fields has clearly dropped, and many elixirs can’t be refined anymore... Sigh, that's why I'm asking you to come back this time." 0
 
Soulmate said as he lifted Li Xiaonan, who was still munching on fruit, and began to strip him of his clothes. 0
 
Li Xiaonan was startled and quickly shielded his younger brother, struggling as he exclaimed, "I knew you had bad intentions, put my clothes back on! You just wanted to take them off!" 0
 
Soulmate covered his mouth and chuckled, but unfortunately, no matter what expression he wore, his icy demeanor made it feel cold. Li Xiaonan couldn't help but shiver, yet he was flicked by Soulmate's finger and tossed into the teacup. 0
 
"Ahhh!" Li Xiaonan flailed around in the cup, choking on several mouthfuls of water before suddenly pausing and exclaiming, "It's delicious!" His entire body sank into the water. 0
 
Mushroom Master frowned and lowered his head, feeling guilty as he said, "I'm sorry, Master. I am willing to return with you and properly manage the medicinal fields. It's just that these children... their celestial fate hasn’t arrived yet..." 0
 
Soulmate seemed to not have heard him at all. He propped his head up with one hand and picked up a purple celestial fruit the size of a fingernail, handing it to Li Xiaonan who was soaking in the hot spring. 0
 
Just as Mushroom Master was about to speak again, he suddenly said, "Mushroom Master, after ten thousand years of cultivation to become a Demon Immortal, I have treated you well since you joined my side. Why do you still sneak down to the mortal realm behind my back? I'm very unhappy!" 0
 
Mushroom Master trembled and quickly knelt beside him. "Please spare my disciple!" 0
 
"Hmph! Do you think you have the right to bargain with me? If their celestial fate hasn’t arrived yet, then I shall grant it to them! Not one of these little brats is allowed to escape!" Soulmate suddenly shouted angrily. 0
 
Li Xiaonan pouted and thought to himself: This guy is indeed unpredictable with his moods; however, his cultivation is truly high. I wonder what his background is. 0
 
He swallowed the last bite of celestial fruit and couldn't help but let out a satisfied burp, which drew hearty laughter from Soulmate. 0
 
Li Xiaonan shot him an annoyed glance and said, "What are you laughing at? What do you actually want from me? Burp..." He quickly covered his mouth as his body suddenly swelled slightly. 0
 
 
Soulmate shook his head helplessly as he pulled Li Xiaonan out of the cup, laughing, "I haven't figured it out yet, but I just think you're adorable. It seems your constitution is indeed special; after eating the celestial fruit, you still grow. If you could grow to be the same size as a normal person, wouldn't we be able to share a bond like Qin and Jin? Not bad, not bad! Let's do it this way! Hahaha!" 0
 
Li Xiaonan pouted and softly muttered, "Crazy!" 0
 
Soulmate led Li Xiaonan toward a wooden building not far away. Just as Li Baobao was about to follow, he was stopped by Mushroom Master. 0
 
"Master! The master is in danger!" 0
 
Mushroom Master sighed, "Don't worry; your master will be fine. I understand his nature. He just tends to use ferocity and arrogance to mask himself; in reality, he is a good person. Haven't you always wanted to save your master? I have no way to help, but your master does. It seems he has quite a connection with him, so you can focus on cultivating here!" 0
 
"Master, what exactly is this place?" Yao Ming finished his tea in one gulp and sighed contentedly. 0
 
"This is the world within your master's treasure, Leisurely Clouds and Wild Cranes. It is said to connect to a corner of the celestial realm. Your master possesses the highest cultivation in the celestial realm; his celestial techniques are profound and beyond our imagination. The Spiritual Energy here is abundant, so enjoy that celestial fruit and Celestial Tea, and cultivate well... As for the future... sigh..." Mushroom Master shook his head and walked toward the medicinal field. 0
 
"Hey! What are you doing? I've already said I only like women!" 0
 
Soulmate swayed slightly, her curves rising prominently as she spoke softly, "Like this?" 0
 
Li Xiaonan was taken aback; could this person actually be a woman? 0
 
He quickly shook his head; it couldn't be! How could there be such a perverted woman! 0
 
Soulmate lightly poked at Li Xiaonan with her slender fingers, saying, "Your Yuan Ying is quite strange. I just peeked at your body, and the Celestial Energy was absorbed by you. What exactly have you been cultivating?" 0
 
Li Xiaonan paused; he certainly wouldn't be foolish enough to tell a perverted immortal the truth. He kept the matter of his Spirit Weapon close to his heart and replied, "I'm practicing the Martial Soul Technique taught by my master." 0
 
"Martial Soul Technique?" Soulmate glanced at Li Xiaonan's right hand and suddenly became furious, "So you're from Soul Gate, even the sect leader! Hahaha! I have always hated people from Soul Gate! If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have endured this loneliness for ten thousand years! You brat, come here and pay with your life!" 0
 
 
Li Xiaonan's mouth twitched violently as he quickly flew toward the window. Damn it! Why didn’t Mad Master tell me that Soul Gate has a major rival in the Immortal Realm? If I can escape this calamity, I swear I’ll never mention Soul Gate again! I won’t report anything! I’ll just make something up and call it… no way! 0
 
As he saw a beam of white light heading straight for him, Li Xiaonan instinctively shouted, “Ah!” 0
 
Immediately, a sensation akin to the harmonious balance of yin and yang spread through every pore of his body, causing him to moan, “So comfortable!” 0
 
“You’re even more perverted than I am!” Soulmate frowned and shot a beam of green light toward Li Xiaonan. 0
 
Having learned from his previous experiences, Li Xiaonan didn’t dodge at all and allowed the green light to hit him. 0
 
Sure enough, there was no pain; instead, it felt as if thousands of delicate hands were reaching out to him, massaging him. He probed inside himself with his consciousness, and the golden core within his Small Nascent Soul seemed to have grown a bit. Looking at the grass on the Spirit Platform, he noticed that it had somehow sprouted a fourth leaf. Although small, it was indeed a sign of growth. 0
 
Li Xiaonan laughed heartily, “Hahaha! Come on, you bastard! Hit me! I’m not afraid of you!” 0
 
He finally understood that he had indeed mastered the Heavenly Gang Golden Body, and it wasn’t just a one-time thing. It had transformed from physical defense to magical defense and seemed to have the effect of absorbing attacks and converting them into his own needs. After taking two hits from Soulmate, his body had grown two circles larger. 0
 
“Wow! This is infuriating!” Soulmate clasped his hands together and formed a strange hand seal before launching an attack. 0
 
Li Xiaonan frowned slightly. Inner Thoughts: I’ve never seen this attack method before, but why does it feel so familiar, as if… 0
 
Just as he was lost in thought, that radiant light slashed toward him. With the force of the horizontal strike, the entire room collapsed. As Li Xiaonan flew backward, he couldn’t help but exclaim: Wow, that’s impressive! What kind of power is this? 0
 
Golden Immortal? Celestial Being? 0
 
Yao Ming and Li Baobao, who were preparing to meditate and cultivate, also noticed the commotion. 0
 
“Master!” Li Baobao was startled and flew out to catch him but saw Li Xiaonan transforming into a perfect parabola heading toward the Mushroom Master who was busy in the herb field. 0
 
 
"Mm?" The Mushroom Master raised his head slightly, only to see a white, fluffy bottom flying toward him. 0
 
"Ah!" Li Xiaonan instinctively shouted, then paused in confusion. "Huh? It doesn't hurt?" 0
 
"Bang!" His body suddenly inflated; although it wasn't as large as before, it was still about a meter tall, fitting within the human range. 0
 
Yao Ming rubbed his eyes, clearly seeing his master being sat on by a naked, chubby little boy, with the boy's bottom pressing down on his head... 0
 
The Mushroom Master frantically patted the soft earth beneath him, exclaiming, "Get... get up... I'm... I'm going to suffocate..." 0
 
Li Xiaonan was taken aback, as if the voice was coming from beneath him. He quickly stood up, and on the other side, Soulmate had also arrived. 0
 
He hurriedly flew into the air, keeping a safe distance from Soulmate. 0
 
It seemed that the previous attack had drained quite a bit of Soulmate's energy; he was panting heavily. "You little brat... Aren't you from Soul Gate? Isn't Soul Gate the best at Flesh combat? If you're so tough, come at me!" 0
 
"You think I'm stupid? I don't even have Flesh left! If you have the guts, hit me again!" 0
 
"You think this great sage is afraid?" 0
 
One ran while the other continuously fired attacks from behind. With each hit Li Xiaonan took, his form grew larger until he quickly returned to the size of his original Flesh. 0
 
Li Xiaonan suddenly slammed to a stop and glanced back at Soulmate, a wicked grin flashing across his face. "You bastard! You really enjoy hitting me! Watch my Murong Fu's ultimate skill—returning the favor with their own methods!" He mimicked Soulmate's earlier strange gestures and formed hand seals, causing his True Essence Power to surge forth like a swarm guided by a divine presence. 0
 
 
 
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