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Li Xiaonan lowered his head, a faint cold smile crossing his lips. "You fool! You don't even realize you've been played by me. Let's see how long you can keep up this act!"
Spirit Weapon's expression turned cold as he was about to transform into Azure Dragon True Form to engage in a fierce battle with Black Sha, but Li Xiaonan pressed down on his shoulder.
With a grin, he extended a hand and counted, "One, two, three!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Black Sha, which had been swirling in the air, let out a horrified scream and plummeted down, crashing directly into the outhouse next to the training room.
"You... you..." Black Sha was so furious that he couldn't even form a complete sentence.
Li Xiaonan spread his hands innocently and said with a helpless expression, "Hehe, the old man is so cunning... uh, I mean, so exceptionally wise. How could we mere mortals not have a backup plan?"
To Black Sha, this expression was as infuriating as a cucumber that needed to be slapped!
He coldly demanded, "What exactly did you do to my body?"
Initially, Black Sha felt quite pleased. Although Golden Crystal wasn't particularly rare, it was precious due to its quantity. He had personally witnessed Li Xiaonan use two palm-sized pieces of Golden Crystal to merge into his own body.
He could clearly feel his body recovering and becoming even stronger than before. However, before he could celebrate for long, he realized he couldn't control his own body.
It felt as if his limbs were paralyzed and half of him was incapacitated. Even though he commanded his body with Mental Power, he found himself completely unable to move.
All he could do was glare at Li Xiaonan with murderous intent.
Li Xiaonan shrank his neck and rubbed his hands together nervously. "Please don’t glare at me like that; it’s quite scary. I’m not brave enough to handle such fright... Actually, I didn’t do much—just put your bones back together."
Just putting them back together without any joint adjustments; simply put, it was like inserting a stick. When Black Sha soared into the air and began to spiral around, it felt as if his insides were being tossed around like clothes in a washing machine.
If he were alive, he would feel pain and discomfort, but unfortunately, he was dead beyond any possibility of revival.
"Father-in-law, what should we do now?"
The Spirit Weapon couldn't help but furrow his brow. Although he was worried that Black Sha would not let their group off easily, he didn't expect things to escalate so quickly. They couldn't kill him, nor could they defeat him in battle.
He shook his head helplessly. "You little rascal have so many tricks up your sleeve. What do you want to do?"
"Well, it depends on the Black Shaman Senior's wishes. After all, he can't move right now. A corpse doesn't need food or Spiritual Energy from the heavens and earth. We could just throw him into the Seven-Level Pagoda or Little Jin's Heavenly Jade Ring."
Li Xiaonan paused for a moment, his eyes darting around before continuing, "Or I could find another body for Black Shaman Senior, like a mouse, a cockroach, or a Caterpillar... Yes! A Caterpillar! It actually resembles the senior's current form quite a bit. With the senior's experience, we could learn a lot from it. When there's nothing to do, we could just keep it in our pocket and take it out to play when we're bored. What do you think, Father-in-law?"
Though Li Xiaonan was asking the Spirit Weapon, his gaze was fixed on Black Sha.
"Ah! You little brat, how dare you compare me to that crawling creature!" The whiskers beside Black Sha's nose twitched angrily.
Li Xiaonan scratched his head. "Why not give it a try? It's just a smaller body after all. Lu Ni Chang is ready to help the senior switch bodies!"
"Mm!" Lu Nishang held the Pure Spirit Five Silk Umbrella and struck a pose.
An Quan Tao grinned as he held a cockroach in one hand and a Caterpillar in the other. "Boss, I think the cockroach is pretty good!"
"No way! The unkillable pests are the most annoying!" He said as he picked up the Caterpillar and stomped on the cockroach several times.
Li Xiaonan frowned slightly; it seemed this fellow was more like a Silkworm Baby.
The pale pink body was segmented like lotus root, with a large head and a small protrusion at the tail.
"Xiao Nan... won't this be inappropriate? For the dragon race, this would be a great humiliation," the Spirit Weapon said with a frown. He could tell that Li Xiaonan wasn't joking.
"I don't want to either, but to be honest, the soul power of Black Shaman Senior is too strong to be extinguished. Moreover, he is a friend of your ancestor, so we cannot kill him. But if we let him be, who knows if he will turn against us in the future?"
The Spirit Weapon nodded, accepting this helpless situation.
Li Xiaonan sighed and said to Black Sha, "Don't worry, Senior. I'll modify this Caterpillar a bit to make sure you live comfortably!"
Black Sha glared with eyes as round as copper bells, nostrils flaring as if he wanted to swallow Li Xiaonan whole.
Unfortunately, the latter was completely oblivious to this terrifying gaze. With a flick of his finger, he killed the Silkworm Baby.
He asked, "Which element do you prefer, Black Shaman Senior? Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, or Earth?"
Black Sha turned his head away with difficulty, pretending not to hear.
The Spirit Weapon sighed and said, "Dragons are divided into four clans: the Black Dragon controls Water, the White Dragon controls Fire, the Yellow Dragon controls Earth, and the Green Dragon controls Wood."
Li Xiaonan nodded and pulled out the Ice Crystal Jade Orb that Li Dogdan had once brought out, melting it into the body of the Silkworm Baby.
Now that he had mastered the principle that all things can be transformed into tools, he worked with ease. In no time, the Silkworm Baby radiated a faint blue light, its body becoming beautifully transparent like ice crystals.
"Boss! Are you crazy? That's a top-grade Water Element stone! It's not just any rock from a latrine! How could you... how could you give it to this stinky dragon!"
An Quan Tao looked at Li Xiaonan in astonishment, genuinely doubting that he had lost his mind due to the heavy blow from his wife's death.
Black Sha slightly raised his eyes and felt puzzled as well.
Using the Ice Crystal Jade Orb to reset my body seems pretty good; I should be able to use some of my previous spells again! Ugh! What am I thinking!
I, the mighty Black Dragon King, would want to become a mere crawling creature! I must be losing my mind!
Li Xiaonan raised an eyebrow, "Taozi, you're quite chatty today."
An Quan Tao shrank her neck and quickly hid behind Dai Lizi, chuckling awkwardly and pretending to be innocent.
"Lu Nishang, make your move!" Li Xiaonan tossed the Silkworm Baby into the air. Lu Nishang nodded, opened the Pure Spirit Five Silk Umbrella, and used Ghost Power to extract the soul of Black Sha, stuffing it into the Silkworm Baby.
The Silkworm Baby trembled violently, emitting a series of moans as it angrily declared, "I... will kill you all!"
As the blue light faded, the pink Silkworm Baby proudly shook its chest.
Yun Moyu's eyes sparkled with amusement; her thin red lips pressed tightly together, her cheeks puffed up with suppressed laughter. Finally...
"Pfft... Hahaha! Look at its expression; it's just too cute!"
Lu Nishang nodded in agreement, her adorable voice chiming in, "Yes! Such a cute Caterpillar." Just as she reached out to grab it, a burst of blue light suddenly shot out from the Silkworm Baby's mouth.
Everyone was startled as the blue light seemed to sprout legs and abruptly changed direction, striking the Silkworm Baby's backside.
"Ah! Wh-what's happening? You... you... Li Xiaonan, you jerk!" The two little dots on top of the Silkworm Baby's head glistened with tears, utterly aggrieved.
Li Xiaonan was taken aback, muttering to himself: What did I do? It's your own fault for blowing up your own backside; how is that my problem?
An Quan Tao rubbed her hands together and emerged from behind Dai Lizi, grabbing the Silkworm Baby and holding it in her palm. "Hehehe... Little caterpillar, why don't you come over and call me master?"
The Silkworm Baby struggled to twist its body, fuming, "So it's you! How dare you use Puppet Technique to control my body!"
"Hehe! Call me master or I'll turn you into a bow!" An Quan Tao threatened fiercely.
The Silkworm Baby tightly shut its mouth and twisted its body to look at Li Xiaonan, angrily saying, "You’re not trustworthy! You actually used this method to control me! You're trampling on my dignity!"
Spirit Weapon furrowed his brow. "Xiao Nan..."
Li Xiaonan sighed, resting one hand on his forehead while waving the other dismissively at Spirit Weapon, signaling him to be quiet.
He coldly glared at An Quan Tao and said angrily, "Let go!"
An Quan Tao was taken aback. Did I misunderstand the boss's intentions? The boss asked me to find Caterpillar, which meant he wanted me to take action, right? Could I have misinterpreted it?
"Can't you understand? Let go!" A hint of murderous intent flashed in Li Xiaonan's eyes.
An Quan Tao trembled in fear, quickly coming to his senses and nodding vigorously. He cautiously held out Silkworm Baby to Li Xiaonan.
Holding Silkworm Baby with one hand, he said lightly, "I'm sorry, Black Shaman Senior. It's already a humiliation for you to be trapped in this body. I have no choice..."
A bitter smile appeared on his lips. "Aside from not being able to give you freedom, everything else is negotiable. But I hope you won't think about harming the people around me anymore; otherwise..."
He clenched his fist, and Silkworm Baby suddenly felt as if its insides were being squeezed out. "I will disregard all feelings and will have no choice but to kill you! You should know very well that this is not the Underworld Demon Sea. If you die here, your soul will go to the Underworld, and that's truly death."
Li Xiaonan relaxed his grip and placed Caterpillar on the ground. Coldly, he said, "From today onward, we have gained a family member. Its name is... Smurf. Alright, I'm tired; you all can leave now!"
An Quan Tao pouted, unable to comprehend what was happening but too afraid to ask. Before leaving, he cast a lingering glance at Li Xiaonan.
Li Xiaonan rolled his eyes and sent a thought over. "What are you staring at? You idiot! I originally planned to use Spirit Capture Technique, but now you've messed it up for me. How am I supposed to proceed? Forget it; we'll think about it later! Remember to tell me first if anything comes up in the future; don't act smart on your own again!"
An Quan Tao's mouth turned downwards as he sulked inwardly: Boss... The boss is too shameless... No! He's too impressive; even with the Destined Artifact, I can't keep up...
Li Xiaonan shook his head helplessly as he watched everyone leave. He lay flat on the ground in a starfish position, gazing up at the hole above him where he could clearly see the blue sky.
So tired; I've never been this tired before. So sleepy...
He squinted slightly, the dazzling sunlight shining on his face, making his chiseled features even more handsome.
In the room, besides Li Xiaonan and Ling Kui, there was actually one more being—more accurately, a caterpillar. Once the Black Dragon King, he now had a new name: Smurf.
His eyes, smaller than sesame seeds, narrowed as he coldly stared at Li Xiaonan.
You little brat, one day I will kill you to avenge the suffering I endured today!
How could you! You turned me into a crawling creature!
I’ve got it! I will crawl into your ear and then destroy your body! Hmph!
His slightly plump body wriggled as he slowly advanced toward Li Xiaonan's ear canal. Finally, he squeezed himself into that small opening and continued to crawl inside with determination.
Hehehe! I'm almost there!
This body isn’t bad at all. Li Xiaonan, oh Li Xiaonan, experience has its advantages; you’ll regret this slowly!
When the time comes for me to seize your body and cultivate anew, I will surely stain the celestial realm with blood once again!
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