You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 31: The Most Handsome in the Three Realms, Shocking Heaven and Crying Ghosts
As soon as Kong Xuan finished speaking, a buzz of murmurs erupted from the crowd. With a cold gaze, Kong Xuan said in a deep voice, "You may not believe me, but can you not trust your Bodhisattva and the High Priestess? I have heard that the High Priestess always finds lost items accurately." Shu Que Wu Pan.
Hey, hey, hey, Kong Xuan, enough already. You act like the big shot while using me as a shield. Alright, I really am not worthy of their trust; it was that invisible witch who found things for them before. I was just guessing blindly and got lucky enough to stumble upon something.
Kong Xuan's imposing presence once again successfully intimidated the masses. On the way back to the Shrine, Softy looked at Kong Xuan's graceful figure and said, "High Priestess, don’t you think this Divine Maiden doesn’t look like a woman?"
Tang Zisu excitedly grabbed Softy's hand: "Softy, do you think I look like a man?"
Softy chuckled lightly and placed her small hand on Tang Zisu's forehead: "No fever? You’re not saying silly things because you’re hungry, are you?"
Tang Zisu felt tears welling up inside; damn it, I really am quite the masculine man!
Feeling somewhat dejected, Tang Zisu lowered his head and said, "If you don’t believe I’m a real man, how can you say Kong Xuan doesn’t look like a woman? Just look at that waist and those hips..."
"High Priestess, if it’s true that Demon Gods can change their appearance, what does that matter? This Kong Xuan looks very impressive; when he casts a cold glance, my legs feel weak."
"You say he has an imposing aura and royal demeanor? I actually think your Ahei is quite imposing too. What if he was originally a prince cursed by an evil wizard? Only when his beloved girl kisses him will the curse be broken. Softy, why don’t you give it a try? You could become a princess."
Softy's face turned red as she tugged at Tang Zisu's clothes and said, "High Priestess, you’re so bad! I’m talking about Kong Xuan!"
Tang Zisu instantly recalled the feeling of Sister Xiaomai and mischievously said, "Doesn't Softy want to get married? Let me guess what kind of husband Softy will find in the future. A refined gentleman with a warm demeanor? Or a tall and strong man who can move mountains?"
Softy shyly fiddled with her clothes, wishing she could bury her head in the ground.
Lang Ye had already heard their conversation, and his stomach churned like he had swallowed a bowl of old vinegar: "You foolish woman, just wait. One day when I transform into human form, I'll show you what it means to be the most handsome in the three realms."
Kong Xuan saw through Lang Ye's thoughts and said in ventriloquism, "What’s wrong? Want to become human? Ask me nicely."
Lang Ye raised his Wolf Head proudly and said, "No need. Even if I'm a wolf, I can still make that crybaby fall head over heels."
Kong Xuan sneered, "I’m looking forward to seeing a tale of beauty and the beast unfold."
"Shut up! Hey, Kong Xuan, make those two quiet down too."
"Don't you know how to speak? Just roar at them and they'll definitely shut up."
Lang Ye ground his teeth playfully, warning Kong Xuan to be careful or he might get struck by lightning.
Seeing Lang Ye acting foolish again, Kong Xuan turned back to the two behind him and said, "What are you two talking about? Hurry up and leave; you're delaying dinner."
Mentioning dinner made Softy and Tang Zisu perk up immediately because Tang Zisu had said earlier that she would teach Softy how to make squirrel fish for lunch. One was eager to try while the other was drooling; nothing compared to filling their bellies. Let's go!
In the deep night, with no stars or moon, the cold wind howled.
Kong Xuan sprinkled Dreamflower powder on Tang Zisu's pillow. As soon as Tang Zisu entered Blanket, she began to softly snore.
Looking at her slightly dazed sleeping face with helplessness, Kong Xuan turned and walked into the night.
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