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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 5: Never Getting Married for Ten Thousand Years
Lang Ye carried Kong Xuan and vanished into the dense forest in a single leap. Tang Zisu, lying on the ground, slowly opened her eyes as her fingers twitched.
Upon waking, Tang Zisu found herself naked among purple flowers, and she was instantly bewildered. "Oh no, I can't have crossed over into Little Dragon Girl's body again, can I? Or did that bastard Yin Zhiping do something to me after...!"
Sigh! This crossing had completely expanded Tang Zisu's imagination; it felt like her creativity had sprouted wings and soared through time and space, from reality to the void—oh yeah!
“High Priestess, where are you?”
“High Priestess.”
Ah, it's Softy, still in Peacock Valley. “Softy, I'm here!” Tang Zisu shouted joyfully. As she got up, she realized she hadn't put on her clothes yet. After hurriedly dressing, Softy had already led a few people to find her.
“High Priestess, we finally found you.” As soon as Softy saw Tang Zisu, tears streamed down her face like rain. Tang Zisu was frightened; how could such a small frame hold so much water?
In a manly manner, Tang Zisu hugged Softy to comfort her. Noticing a man and a woman behind her, she asked, “Why are you two here as well?”
Zhu Tiao Tiao jumped forward, hiding two rabbits in her clothes. She pushed Softy aside and pointed at Tang Zisu's nose, saying, “Are you out of your mind? Why did you run into the mountains for no reason? If a tiger or beast eats you, it will also implicate Softy, me, and Little Rascal. How could you be so heartless? Damn it, why would I be your Shamaness!”
Tang Zisu was splattered with saliva from her outburst. At that moment, she took on the demeanor of a High Priestess, swinging her hand to scold back, “How dare you disrespect me?” But how could that be? Tang Zisu was very soft-hearted; now she pouted with a wronged expression, looking at her other Shamaness, Anfei Fish.
Little Fish in a green robe and a silk headband, holding a folding fan, appeared cultured and elegant, but the rabbit teeth that showed when he smiled detracted from his dignity. He stood between Tang Zisu and Jumping, seriously stating, "As the ancients said, there are distinctions between men and women, and hierarchy must be respected..." Before Little Fish could finish, Jumping reached out and pushed him aside. The only pure man was sent flying far away by the woman, stumbling and falling hard, truly a miserable sight.
"You Violent Woman, I curse you to never get married for ten thousand years," Little Fish exclaimed as he awkwardly got up from the ground, blowing on his scraped palms.
Jumping stood with her hands on her hips in front of him, using her 36e to press against his thin chest: "Little Rascal, I curse you to be impotent on your wedding night."
Wow, is there anything more vicious than saying someone is impotent? Piggy Jump is indeed terrifying!
Softy held Tang Zisu's hand and whispered, "Here we go again, High Priestess, let's find a place to hide!"
Suddenly remembering something, Tang Zisu pointed ahead and said, "Softy, look, Peacock Spot Lake, I also see a beautiful lady..." Tang Zisu's hand froze, her mouth agape as if waiting for a fly to enter; there was no lake or beauty in sight, just a dense thicket of grass.
Softy reached out with her chubby little hand to cover Tang Zisu's eyes: "High Priestess, let's go. There are many spirits in the mountains; we don't know what we might encounter. As a priestess of gods and demons, it's normal for you to see more."
Being led away by Softy, Tang Zisu frequently looked back through the gaps between Softy's fingers, only seeing the lush green grass and the dissipating White Mist. Indeed, there was no lake or beauty.
After walking quite a distance, they could still hear Little Fish and Jumping arguing.
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