Lü Ruanhong was indeed furious.
How could this bastard open his mouth and not say a single good word?
Out of anger, her delicate body trembled violently, and the pair of Beautiful Peaks on her chest surged like a tidal wave, leaving Xiao Yun momentarily stunned.
Damn, how big are they? He genuinely wanted her to take them off for him to admire.
However, Master Xiao was in no hurry at all; he knew that the real show was about to begin.
"Ruanhong," he said with a grin, "I’m actually concerned about you. Looking at your outfit, it must be worth over a hundred thousand. I want you to take it off for your own good; otherwise—if it catches fire later, it would be such a shame to burn such an expensive outfit!"
"You bastard!"
Lü Ruanhong let out another furious roar.
But just as she screamed, a series of flames suddenly erupted from her body.
"Ah—" she screamed in horror.
Crackling sounds followed...
Spontaneous human combustion!
It was likely the first time for Xiaocao and Xiaohua to witness such a bizarre phenomenon happening to a person; they were all so shocked that they stood there speechless.
Even the leopard, lying on the ground and just waking up from a faint, forgot its own pain as it stared wide-eyed at the flames on Lu Ruanhong's body, its eyes nearly popping out.
Lu Ruanhong was frantically patting herself down, but no matter where she struck, the fire wouldn't go out, and soon her clothes were ablaze.
Suddenly, she seemed to realize something and turned to run deeper into the denser part of the forest.
"Wait for me!" Xiao Yun exclaimed as he took off after her.
Lu Ruanhong shouted urgently, "Idiot, don't come over here!"
The two girls, Xiaocao and Xiaohua, followed her into the woods.
Xiao Yun had no choice but to stop in his tracks, shaking his head with a wry smile. Damn it, I can guarantee that before long, you'll be begging me for help.
He leaned against a tree, crossing his legs, one hand holding a bag of lingerie while the other held a cigarette.
Xiao Yun knew that it wouldn't be long before Lu Ruanhong's expensive outfit would be ruined and her beautiful, lively figure would be completely exposed to the air.
What she needed most right now was to get some clothes on her.
However, both Xiaocao and Xiaohua were around 1.6 meters tall, and their leopard-print leather outfits wouldn't fit her at all since she was over 1.7 meters. Sending someone to buy clothes or borrow them nearby was unrealistic.
The problem was that this place was remote; there were no villages nearby and no shops in sight. It was impossible to find anyone to buy or borrow from.
Moreover, it was already early winter, and in this dense forest, the wind was biting cold. A woman without any clothes would surely catch a cold.
At this point, the only option left was to seek help from Master Xiao, who had spare women's clothing. There was no other choice.
As expected, before Xiao Yun could finish his cigarette, Little Grass rushed in front of him, panting. After hesitating for a moment, she called out pitifully, "Brother Xiao, our Boss Lady wants to borrow your girlfriend's clothes for a bit. Is that okay?"
Just a moment ago, this girl wanted to get rid of Xiao Yun, but now she looked at him with a pleading expression. In her mouth, he had turned into the sweet-sounding Brother Xiao.
"No way!"
At that moment, Xiao Yun flatly refused, saying, "After all, this was bought for my girlfriend. How can I just give it away?"
"Uh, then name a price and we'll buy it!" Little Grass gritted her teeth.
Xiao Yun shook his head like a rattle drum and said, "No way. With the money you have on you, I doubt you can afford it!"
"How much?"
"Five hundred thousand!" Xiao Yun made a bold offer.
Little Grass was so angry that her face turned pale. If she weren't sure she couldn't beat him, she would have lunged at him immediately.
"Isn't that robbery? For this street vendor stuff, you want that much money?" Little Grass exclaimed with wide eyes.
Xiao Yun laughed and said, "This is just like Zhou Yu and Huang Gai; it's a mutually agreed transaction. You want it or not? Why are you shouting?"
Little Grass suppressed her anger and said, "We didn't bring that much money with us!"
Xiao Yun replied, "I know you don't have any money on you; you probably don't even have a bank card."
It seemed Master Xiao had caught onto their weakness and was taking advantage of it.
"Can we write an IOU?" Little Grass asked in a negotiating tone as she found herself at a loss against him.
Xiao Yun shook his head and said, "No, I don't want an IOU. By the way, you can tell your Boss Lady that if she agrees to be my girlfriend, I'll give her the clothes for free!"
At that moment, the worthless women's underwear he bought from the street vendor became a priceless treasure.
Xiao Cao glared at Xiao Yun fiercely, wanting to snatch it from him, but realizing she didn't have the ability to do so, she sighed quietly and turned to leave without saying a word.
Xiao Yun could guess that the proud Lu Ruanhong would be furious upon hearing Xiao Cao's report. Today, he intended to teach this woman a lesson.
This woman, who could command respect in both the underworld and the legitimate world, probably never imagined she would end up being at someone else's mercy.
The leopard lying nearby was truly in awe of Xiao Yun; this guy dared to openly tease their Boss Lady. It was simply incredible.
What kind of monster was this guy?
Lu Ruanhong over there must be freezing by now. Xiao Cao quickly returned, followed by Xiao Hua. The two girls walked over while casting strange looks at Xiao Yun.
Xiao Cao approached him and said irritably, "Our Boss Lady wants you to come over!"
Snap!
Xiao Yun proudly snapped his fingers, whistling with delight as he held a bag of street vendor goods and casually walked toward a dense thicket ahead.
From a distance, he noticed a white figure trembling among the tangled grass.
"Ruanhong!"
Xiao Yun stepped closer to the white figure, calling out cheerfully.
"Don't come over—"
Lu Ruanhong's voice trembled continuously, whether from the cold or fear.
She crouched in the grass without a stitch on, her arms crossed over her chest. From the side, her snow-white, delicate figure resembled a stunning sculpture that could take one's breath away.
This woman, completely naked, appeared even more lively and exquisite; she was truly beautiful. Just looking at her skin made one think that a gentle pinch would bring forth droplets of water.
Xiao Yun stared blankly for a moment, gulping down a large mouthful of saliva.
"Uh," Xiao Yun finally snapped back to reality and smiled casually, "Darling, if you won't let me get close, how can I give you your clothes? Besides, since you've already agreed to be my girlfriend, your body is something I will eventually get to admire, right?"
"You..."
Lu Ruanhong trembled with anger and stammered, "Who said I'm your girlfriend?"
"What? Are you having second thoughts? Well then, I guess I'll just leave!" Xiao Yun said, pretending to walk away.
Lu Ruanhong felt truly cornered by him. Hearing that he was about to leave, she panicked and cried out, "Don't go! Just give me the clothes..."
"Okay!" Xiao Yun was genuinely worried she might ignore him. If this woman insisted on dragging it out, he would rather freeze than give her the clothes he bought for her. He feared he would have to surrender first.
Hearing her words now felt like music to his ears as he hurried over to her.
It seemed she really couldn't hold on any longer.
"Stop!" Although Lu Ruanhong had her back to Xiao Yun, her ears were perked up, listening intently to his every step.
He must have reached a certain distance; she decisively called out.
Xiao Yun was suddenly filled with a sense of dread and had no choice but to stand still.
"Could you please throw that outfit over to me?" At that moment, her voice unexpectedly became particularly soft and delicate.
In truth, she was still quite scared inside. Who knew what this weirdo was thinking by insisting on delivering the clothes personally?
She had already thought it through in her mind; if he really intended to do something inappropriate to her, she would have no choice but to fight back with her life.
Xiao Yun didn't want to pressure her too much. A woman like her, who was cold and strong-willed, might react negatively if pushed too hard.
"Alright, I'll throw the clothes to you!" Xiao Yun casually tossed the outfit over.
Whoosh!
The bag of clothes landed accurately at her feet.
Lu Ruanhong immediately bent down as if she had found treasure, snatching the bag of goods and tearing it open. She pulled out a pair of underwear and was about to put it on when she suddenly let out a startled scream, dropping the clothes in her hands and rushing towards Xiao Yun in a panic.
"There's a snake!" With her scream, her movements were surprisingly quick. She no longer cared about her nakedness and leaped into Xiao Yun's arms.
Xiao Yun saw that a snake as thick as an arm was slithering towards them.
No matter how strong a woman may appear on the outside, she is still a woman at heart, with her own vulnerabilities.
Just like Lu Ruanhong in front of him, who many in Mingzhu viewed as ruthless and unscrupulous, always using any means necessary against others and having a cruel heart—she was indeed someone no one dared to provoke.
Yet she also had a timid side; facing a snake made her so frightened.
Watching the snake slither toward her feet, Lu Ruanhong clung tightly to Xiao Yun's neck with both hands, her entire delicate body hanging onto him, especially her long beautiful legs entwined around him.
"Xiao Yun, quickly, hold me..." Perhaps out of fear, Lu Ruanhong trembled all over, her hands hanging around Xiao Yun's neck shaking as well, almost slipping down several times.
At that moment, it seemed like she wanted to embed her delicate body into Xiao Yun's.
Meanwhile, the snake coiled in front of her, extending its long head as if it were curiously observing her, occasionally flicking its long tongue.
"Don't be afraid, my dear!" Xiao Yun felt a surge of joy in his heart and took the opportunity to cup her bare bottom with one hand while the other slid across her smooth, tender shoulder.
Especially when her pair of soft curves pressed against him; the sensation was simply indescribable.
Heavens had truly timed this snake's arrival perfectly!
Uh—
But just as his hand touched her soft, fair skin on her back, his mind suddenly buzzed as if he had been struck on the head, causing him to shudder uncontrollably.
At that moment, Xiao Yun realized he had made an unforgivable mistake!
Comment 0 Comment Count