The few guys truly regretted it; they never expected to run into someone as ruthless as Xiao Yun. They had never encountered a situation where their attempt to steal would backfire so badly.
Now, they were being ordered by Master Xiao to compensate him for his lost dreams. How could they even repay such a dream? The Robust Man thought that the intention of this gentleman in front of them was simply to have them find a beautiful woman to spend the night with him.
But little did he know, as soon as he spoke, Master Xiao shook his head and smiled, saying, "In this Pearl City, which woman could possibly replace Lu Shao's Aunt? Your idea is not good. To be honest, if I were to pass your words on to Soft Red Silk, do you think she would let you off the hook?"
Upon hearing Xiao Yun's words, that guy was so scared he nearly wet himself.
Lu Ruanhong was notorious for her ruthlessness in Pearl City. If this really reached her ears, their good days would surely come to an end.
What a joke! What kind of person was Lu Ruanhong? Finding a prostitute to replace her was like pouring a chamber pot over her head, implying that she was no different from those women.
The few guys knelt there, trembling all over, hurriedly pleading, "Big brother, sir, please spare us! It's all our fault for not seeing clearly and disturbing your good dreams. Please tell us what we should do!"
Seeing them scared out of their wits, Xiao Yun thought to himself that Lu Ruanhong’s reputation in Pearl City was indeed well-deserved. Just a light scare from him had left these thugs completely terrified.
It seemed that this trip to Mingzhu was not in vain after all. Xiao Yun developed a stronger interest in subduing ruthless characters like Lu Ruanhong. Once he had this woman under his control, dealing with Hong Qichang from the Flying Tiger Gang would be a piece of cake.
After hearing the pleas for mercy from the thugs, Xiao Yun smiled lightly and said, "Well then, I don't want to make things difficult for you. Actually, I'm a very kind-hearted person who can't stand seeing others back down. Here's the deal: as long as you agree to two conditions of mine, I'll let you go!"
The Robust Man immediately asked eagerly, "Sir, what are the two conditions?"
Xiao Yun replied, "First of all, you all need to slap each other until you can't even recognize your own mother anymore!"
What? This is kindness?
Isn't this just pushing someone to their limits?
But the few guys knew they had run into a calamity today; how could they not comply with his demands?
Crack, crack...
Without needing Master Xiao to urge them, those guys knelt in front of Xiao Yun, viciously slapping each other. The force was truly brutal; in the blink of an eye, their faces swelled up like deformed fruits, making it hard to recognize them as individuals.
"Alright, everyone stop!" Master Xiao exclaimed, feeling a twinge of pain on his own face. What kind of people are these!
"Sir, what is the second condition?" the Robust Man asked, trembling with fear.
Xiao Yun smiled and said, "The second condition is simple: hand over all the money you have on you!"
For people like these, Xiao Yun didn't want to be too polite. Revolution isn't a dinner party; since you want to extort my money, I’ll make sure you leave some behind.
The men immediately wore sorrowful expressions, but no one dared to refuse. The guy in front of them was too ruthless; their faces had been beaten out of shape, and their heads were still buzzing. They didn't know if they might end up with a concussion.
In no time, they rummaged through their pockets and turned everything inside out, including any gold rings and jade pendants they were wearing.
Xiao Yun counted the money in his hands—over ten thousand dollars. Well, tonight's earnings were quite good.
—This is unexpected windfall!
He smiled with satisfaction and waved his hand. "Get lost; you're welcome to come again next time!"
Come again next time?
They wouldn't dare even if you paid them.
The men scrambled to their feet and hurried away like the wind.
Xiao Yun closed the door and began to feel better.
After taking a shower and just lying down on the bed, the phone rang again.
Seeing the number on the phone, Xiao Yun felt even more cheerful.
— The call was from Beautiful Hall Master, Qin Yun.
“Xiao Yun, are you resting?”
A soft and charming voice came from the phone.
Xiao Yun adjusted his posture and regulated his breathing: “Sister Yun, I’m not asleep yet.”
“Oh, why aren’t you sleeping?”
“Uh, it’s just that I feel a bit empty inside, as if I’ve lost something!” His voice sounded so sorrowful.
“What happened?”
“I just miss my Sister Yun!”
In his ambiguous tone, there was even a hint of a sob.
If this guy didn’t become an actor, it would be a huge loss for Hollywood.
The fact that Qin Yun called meant she couldn’t let go of herself. Master Xiao naturally knew how to seize the opportunity and take it to the next level.
There was a moment of silence on the phone.
Uh, did my words upset the Beautiful Hall Master?
"Xiao Yun," the voice of Qin Yun finally came through the phone. "I'm sorry... I just feel like we haven't reached that point yet. Please don't be angry!"
How could I possibly be angry?
Are you kidding me, beautiful sister? Do you know that until now, I've been worried about whether you would be mad at me!
Receiving your call felt like hearing a celestial melody!
"I understand Sister Yun's feelings, it's okay!" Master Xiao said with a caring demeanor, speaking affectionately.
The beauty on the other end was clearly moved by his tone and softly replied, "Thank you. Xiao Yun, I have an important meeting to attend tomorrow, so I won't be able to come see you in the morning."
"No need for that, Sister Yun, you focus on your work!"
"Okay, make sure to get some rest early. Bye!"
"Bye!"
There's hope!
He immediately broke into a radiant smile.
Turning off the bedside lamp, he peacefully fell asleep.
...
After breakfast, Master Xiao strolled around with his hands in his pockets and found a bank. He transferred the money he had taken from those black-faced men last night into Lulili's account.
This money could be considered his earnings since he had put in some effort by slapping those guys. He sent the money to Lulili, thinking it was worth it; after all, it's not easy for the country to cultivate a university student, so he wanted to contribute a little.
Soon, Lulili called, saying her phone had received a notification and asked how he remembered to send her so much money.
Xiao Yun laughed and said, "This is money someone gave me, so I thought I would pass it on to you!"
"Someone gave you money?" Lulili asked curiously what that was about.
So, Xiao Yun recounted his experiences from the previous night. She laughed so hard that she probably couldn't catch her breath.
"Brother Xiao, you're amazing! A beautiful woman knocked on your door in the middle of the night, and you managed to stay calm. Good job, I love you for that, muah!"
Uh, when Xiao Yun heard the kiss sound coming from the phone, he was so startled that his limbs went weak. He hurriedly hung up, fearing that if they continued talking, she might say something outrageous again.
Back at the parking lot of Hongxing Hotel, Xiao Yun got into his car and started the engine.
As he drove onto the street, he noticed in the rearview mirror that a black sedan parked diagonally across from the hotel was following him.
However, in that car's back seat were three people—three women.
Seeing those three women made Xiao Yun's heart skip a beat.
The woman in the middle had her face covered with a black veil. Although he couldn't see her face clearly, with his Spiritual Sense, Xiao Yun recognized her as Lü Ruanhong at a glance.
Lü Ruanhong wore a black backless evening gown that tightly hugged her slim waist, accentuating her ample bosom. The gown had a high slit that revealed her long, fair legs glistening alluringly.
On either side of her sat two young women dressed in ultra-short leopard print skirts and black leather knee-high boots. They wore wide black belts around their waists with short knives tucked in them—indeed more fond of weapons than of feminine attire, exuding a fierce aura.
These two young women were not Xiao Yun's type; they both had doll-like faces. Although they were somewhat charming, there was a strong killing intent hidden in their eyes and brows, and their expressions were stiff, lacking the captivating spirit of femininity.
In contrast, Lü Ruanhong was on an entirely different level. She had delicate features with elegant brows and eyes that seemed to hold a pool of peach blossom water—bright and sparkling. Her soft red lips looked warm and inviting, making one unable to resist the urge to kiss them deeply. With her subtle breathing, her bosom gently rose and fell; although her neckline was modestly cut, the line of her fair skin beneath was enough to spark one's imagination about what lay beneath.
Xiao Yun could tell that among the four people in the car, although the Leopard was surrounded by a layer of killing intent, he was easy to deal with; if the two young women were to make a move, it would not be difficult either. The most challenging one to handle among them was Soft Red Silk. Her skills were average, but the unique fragrance she carried could incapacitate any formidable man.
However, Xiao Yun did not care about Lü Ruanhong's bone scent; he had already prepared his means to deal with her.
As the car passed a street designated for vendors selling goods, Xiao Yun stopped the vehicle. He opened the car door and stepped out, approaching a stall that specialized in women's lingerie.
The Black Car that had been following them also came to a stop.
Lü Ruanhong was stunned. Was this Xiao planning to buy women's underwear?
The vendor was a woman as round as an oil drum. Seeing Xiao Yun stop at her stall, she immediately greeted him with a beaming smile, saying, "Oh, handsome guy! I can tell you have discerning eyes; you know quality! Are you buying clothes for your girlfriend? Choose whatever you like; I have all the famous brands here at super cheap prices!"
"Discerning eyes? Boss Lady really knows how to joke. Do I look like Sun Wukong?" Xiao Yun replied irritably.
"I meant you have good taste," Boss Lady said with a smile, afraid of offending him. "Young man, you're so handsome that flowers bloom when you walk by, and even I, an old woman, feel my heart flutter when I see you!"
As she spoke, she intentionally wiggled her overly round backside in front of Xiao Yun.
Uh, upon hearing this, Xiao Yun almost lost his lunch from last night.
Damn it, is there anyone who praises like this?
“Boss Lady, please wrap up that Bra for me. Oh, and also that pink dress set. Yes, I like that semi-transparent little number with the embroidered butterfly; it would be so attractive to wear…”
He spoke loudly while animatedly gesturing with his hands and feet. The onlookers nearby widened their eyes in disbelief. Who was this oddball? Was he buying these for his girlfriend or for himself?
"Handsome guy, your taste is really impressive! Oh my, I don't even know how to praise you anymore!" Boss Lady said cheerfully while shaking her body.
After having Boss Lady wrap everything up in a plastic bag and paying for it, Xiao Yun walked back to his car with a beaming face.
Everyone was puzzled by his white Volkswagen Polo; that car alone must be worth over a hundred thousand, yet this guy bought his girlfriend such cheap street vendor lingerie?
Even a young girl watching felt a surge of emotion, thinking that when she looks for a boyfriend in the future, she absolutely cannot choose someone like this scumbag.
Sitting in the back of the black car, Lu Ruanhong was also stunned. This guy really bought such cheap street vendor goods to please his girlfriend?
She could tell that the total value of what he bought was less than a hundred yuan.
Sighing inwardly, she wondered who his girlfriend was and felt sorry for her. How could she possibly be interested in this guy?
Then she thought with gritted teeth, Xiao, it seems you won't make it back to the galaxy this time. Those worthless women's lingerie you bought should be taken to the underworld and given to some female ghost to wear.
But little did she know that Xiao Yun bought those clothes specifically for her.
The car quickly left the city. Xiao Yun glanced at the car closely following behind in the rearview mirror and smirked wickedly.
He thought about how much Lu Ruanhong's outfit must cost—at least one hundred fifty thousand. When I give her these street vendor goods I bought for less than sixty yuan, I wonder if she'll be willing to accept them.
He chuckled to himself, saying that whatever mountain you climb, that's what song you sing. Soft Red Silk, you won't have a choice then!
After all, someone as beloved as you can't possibly return to Mingzhu completely naked!
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