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If a person is born too foolish, it's not your fault, but you can't say it's God's fault either. So, if you want to blame someone, blame that tadpole; it decided the course of your life.
Now our Bald Classmate is a victim of that tadpole. One of his words has completely changed the fate of his later life, yet he remains oblivious, still foolishly asking Xin Yi, "What path are you on, brother?"
According to Xin Yi's original plan, he and Lu Hanmeng were supposed to follow the bald man and his companion back to their lair before taking action. However, it seems unnecessary now since they so easily revealed their identities. Knowing your background, and considering you've already annoyed the esteemed Violent Policewoman Lu Hanmeng, there's no need to hold back anymore; let's deal with you right here to prevent further harm to the peace-loving Heavenly Pride Nation.
So Xin Yi chuckled and said, "Hehehe... I'm just hanging out on the main road. What about you, brother? Do you want to join me?"
"What road? What does that mean?" the bald man and Pervert asked in unison. They had never heard of such a term and didn't know what it meant. As the saying goes, one learns as long as one lives. Although they were professional thugs, they still had a strong thirst for knowledge.
"Let me put it this way," Xin Yi said seriously, "it's a place with high visibility, lots of money to be made, and plenty of beautiful women. Once you make a name for yourself there, you'll be guaranteed wealth and surrounded by beauties."
"Ah? Is it really that good? Damn, we've never heard of such an amazing organization," the bald man and Pervert said enviously. They were particularly attracted by Xin Yi's promise of wealth and beautiful women. Isn't that the ultimate goal for professional thugs? If they could reach that level, wouldn't they be stepping into the ranks of top thugs? Such treatment was indeed quite appealing.
Seeing their expressions of admiration, Xin Yi knew these two were already tempted. He continued to entice them, "I wonder if you two would be interested in joining?"
"Of course! But we don't know what the requirements are," the bald man and Pervert replied in unison. "We've been following Brother Zhu for years; we may not have other strengths, but we have tough fists and are willing to risk our lives! Can we join with that?"
"That's fine; that's enough," Xin Yi replied seriously. "But there's one crucial condition I need to know if you two can meet."
"What condition? Tell us," they asked.
"What is your grandfather's surname?" Xin Yi asked the bald man. The bald man was taken aback; why would joining a group involve his grandfather's surname? Confused, he replied, "My grandfather's surname is Huang. What's that got to do with anything here?"
Xin Yi shook his head and turned to Pervert. "What about your grandfather's surname?"
Pervert also had a confused look on his face and replied, "My grandfather's surname is Li."
Xin Yi shook his head with a look of regret and said, "I'm sorry, but neither of you meets the requirements to enter the main road. You might as well go home and wash up for the night."
"Why? What are the requirements for your so-called path? You should tell us; how can we know if you don't say anything? If we don't know, how can we correct it?" the two said earnestly.
"Alright, I'll tell you," Xin Yi said mysteriously after looking around. "But this condition is something you can't change; it's innate. To enter the main road, you must have a grandfather with the surname Bi!"
"What kind of rule is that? What does my grandfather have to do with this?" the two replied in confusion.
"Pfft..." Lu Hanmeng finally couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing. He didn't expect Xin Yi to be such a master at teasing people. He had been serious for so long without cracking a smile, making it all the more amusing. It just goes to show that ignorance can be quite frightening; while everyone else is watching the Spring Festival Gala, you and Pervert are only watching adult films. Who can you blame for that?
Realizing that Xin Yi was just messing with them, Pervert and the bald man became furious. The bald man kicked his chair and shouted, "Kid! Are you messing with us?!"
"Congratulations! You got it right!" Xin Yi replied lightly with a smile.
"Damn! I'm going to give you a beating today!" The bald man was actually quite cultured; at least he could come up with an idiom while cursing. As he spoke, he swung a punch toward Xin Yi's face, while Pervert aimed a punch at Xin Yi's abdomen. Their movements were surprisingly coordinated; under normal circumstances, anyone else would have been knocked down immediately.
But was Xin Yi just anyone? Clearly not; he was far from ordinary. With a light push off his toes, Xin Yi retreated two meters, pulling the still-dazed Lu Hanmeng along with him. This time, Xin Yi definitely wasn't trying to take advantage; he merely wrapped an arm around her waist briefly—tight and without any excess flesh. Moreover, Xin Yi could swear that her navel was quite sexy in shape. Don't believe it? Show me!
As their punches missed, both men were infuriated by the humiliation they suffered today. Although they often experienced being played for fools, none had ever felt such immense damage as this. Why? Because they still couldn't figure out how Xin Yi had tricked them; not knowing how they were fooled was the greatest humiliation of all. At this moment, their fragile hearts were racing at nearly three hundred beats per minute. The bald man let out a roar and charged at Xin Yi, while Pervert frantically searched for something to use as a weapon. He reached for the long dining table but found it too heavy to move and then grabbed at the chairs connected together—still too cumbersome. In desperation, Pervert spun around in circles in the restaurant until he finally found something he could wield: a tray from their breakfast order. Grabbing one in each hand, he hurled it toward Xin Yi.
At that moment, Xin Yi was still playing around with the bald man. It was still early in the day, and there weren't many people in the restaurant—just a few staff members watching from afar, too intimidated to intervene. Who would dare? The bald man looked like trouble; such people were best admired from a distance rather than confronted directly. Besides, the restaurant's furniture was sturdy enough that typical attacks wouldn't cause much damage anyway. Well, since there was nothing else to do, it was better to watch some bad guys fight!
Xin Yi did not directly engage with the bald guy, instead choosing to evade him. If he wanted to jump around, let him; after all, he had just finished eating soup dumplings and had energy to spare. It would be interesting to see how long he could keep it up.
Lu Hanmeng watched anxiously from the side. This kind of fighting style was not Lu's; he preferred to get straight to the point and take down his opponent directly. While he was feeling bored, Pervert came rushing over with two trays in hand, making a commotion. Seeing this, Lu thought it was a perfect opportunity to have some fun with this Bros, so he charged forward. Pervert was thrilled to see such a beautiful girl coming toward him; he thought he had hit the jackpot. Hitting a girl was definitely more enjoyable than hitting a guy, plus he could use sleazy moves like "Grabbing Dragon Claw" and the like.
However, before Pervert could express his excitement, Lu Hanmeng suddenly delivered a high kick aimed at his head. Despite being over 1.7 meters tall, Pervert found himself startled as the kick whizzed past his ear. He realized that dealing with this beautiful girl was no easy task; if that kick connected, it would surely twist his neck. But it was too late to dodge; Pervert instinctively raised one of the trays to block the kick. With a loud "crack," the faux wooden plastic tray shattered under Lu's kick, which still landed squarely on Pervert's head. He felt a deafening ringing in his ears—was there an earthquake? Why did everything in the restaurant seem to be spinning?
Dizzy and unsteady, Pervert found no mercy from Lu Hanmeng. As soon as she landed, she delivered another kick aimed at his abdomen. Pervert saw countless beautiful legs coming toward him and had no choice but to raise the remaining tray to block again. Another loud "crack" echoed as Pervert was sent flying backward, crashing into a long table that he had previously failed to move. The impact pushed the table back two meters before he collapsed onto the floor and began retching violently. Damn it, the soup dumplings were filled with chives!
With just two kicks, Lu Hanmeng had taken care of Pervert but seemed unsatisfied and continued to throw a few more kicks into the air before finally stopping with a sigh. This guy was too easy to deal with; just as her interest was piqued, it was over—what a pity! If she hadn't seen him lying on the ground vomiting non-stop, Lu would have really liked to practice her high kicks on him like she did with Green-Haired Monster that night.
Meanwhile, the bald guy had been jumping around for quite some time but hadn't even touched the corner of Xin Yi's clothing. Despite his large stature, big people expend more energy when moving around. Now Bald Classmate was sweating profusely and panting heavily. He felt like crying—this wasn't fighting; it felt more like monkey business! Wait, does that mean he’s being called a monkey? No way! But come on, if you’re going to keep dodging like this, why not just knock me down with one punch? At least then I could lie down and rest for a bit! How long is this fight going to drag on?
He couldn't take it anymore; even his breathing sounded labored now. "Bro, can we take a break?" Bald Classmate gasped out. "Are you trying to kill me here?"
"Sure," Xin Yi replied calmly without missing a beat. "Feel free; maybe you can grab some water or eat a couple of soup dumplings before coming back. I'll wait for you."
"Okay... thanks... damn, this is exhausting!" Bald Classmate said gratefully while leaning on his knees.
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