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Yezhi spent a night at the women's dormitory in the city. The next evening, she rode her folding bike and parked it 50 meters from the village entrance before walking back.
As Yezhi reached the wooden bridge, she was knocked to the ground by Black Treasure, who came rushing at her. Black Treasure's wet, plump body made her clothes damp. Furious, Yezhi flipped over and pinned Black Treasure down. Black Treasure lay on the ground, happily barking. Amused, Yezhi gave its fat rear a light slap and muttered, "Masochist!"
At that moment, two grown white geese stretched their wings and charged at Yezhi with a loud honk, ready to bite.
"Ah!"
Yezhi jumped up in shock. Those two geese were too fierce! They didn’t even consider who their provider was and dared to bite their owner without hesitation.
"Haha!" One Egg and a group of kids laughed heartily at Yezhi being bullied by the goslings.
"Black Treasure, I’m being bullied by your little brothers! Come protect me!" Yezhi shouted as she was chased by the goslings. She didn’t care whether Black Treasure could understand her. Black Treasure stood up and joyfully ran over. The goslings finally released Yezhi as they saw Black Treasure approaching, proudly standing guard beside it.
"Sister Ye, you’re back from the county!" Yezhi thought to herself that Er Niu was the most conscientious one among them, unlike those mischievous boys who only knew how to tease her.
"Er Niu, here! I brought back some Sugar Balls from the county. They were meant to be shared with everyone, but now they’re all for you!" Er Niu said with a sweet smile while holding a yellow paper-wrapped package of Sugar Balls.
"Can I share them with Black Treasure?" Er Niu asked.
As soon as she said this, a chorus of complaints erupted from the boys. One Egg shouted the loudest, "Er Niu, what are you talking about? Black Treasure is a bottomless pit; one bag of candy is just enough for it to sweeten its mouth!"
Er Zhu chimed in flatteringly, "Sister Er Niu is kind-hearted; she wouldn’t forget to share with us brothers."
The dog threatened, "If you don’t share with us, we won’t play with you anymore!" Er Niu looked at the dog with her dark grape-like eyes and giggled, "I’ll share with everyone except for Dog Brother!"
Yezhi patted Er Niu on the head and praised her, "Well done, Er Niu! Our Zhoujiatun girls are strong and unyielding!"
A burst of cheerful laughter erupted. It was then that Yezhi noticed Xiao Cheng sitting under the lush green trees. She walked over and said, "Teacher Xiao, laughing behind someone’s back isn’t something a gentleman would do."
Xiao Cheng coughed twice and composed himself. "Comrade Yezi, have you registered?"
Yezhi nodded. "Thank you! It went smoothly!"
"Sister Ye, the willows we planted have sprouted!" One Egg exclaimed while holding a Sugar Ball in each hand, pointing at a patch of small seedlings that looked like bean sprouts.
Looking at the clusters of young seedlings, Yezhi felt happy and excited, but they were growing too densely.
"This is the willow tree we planted; it's growing too thick. We need to pull some out!" Xiao Cheng said after squatting down to take a look.
Yezhi called over the kids and removed some of the small saplings. She collected the pulled saplings and took them home.
"Sweetheart, you're back!" Aunt Zhou came up to greet her.
Yezhi nodded, washed off the dirt from her body, and shared her experiences from the past two days in the city while having dinner with Aunt Zhou. That night, as she lay on the heated bed, Yezhi logged in with her consciousness.
"Master, Xiao Fang is so excited, so excited..." Xiao Fang exclaimed, making a heart-holding gesture!
Yezhi was equally excited; today was the official opening day of their online store. Yezhi counted "One, two, three," and Xiao Fang pressed the launch button for their store on Cosmic Mall's 3D page.
After a burst of lively music, a sweet female voice announced: "Congratulations on the opening of 'Earth's Rarity' online store! Cosmic Mall wishes you abundant wealth and randomly gifts you a system cashier."
Yezhi eagerly opened the large red gift package that appeared in the store, revealing a golden-haired little girl with transparent skin, even showing her delicate veins. She opened her blue eyes and looked blankly at Yezhi and Xiao Fang before standing stiffly in front of the Cash Register.
"Hi! Hi!" Yezhi waved her hand in front of the golden-haired girl, but there was no response. Xiao Fang casually grabbed a jar of Pickled Peaches and walked up to her. "Dear customer, Pickled Peaches, 200,000 Bodeton!" The golden-haired girl mechanically quoted without any expression.
Yezhi was not satisfied with the system-gifted cashier; this girl looked quite terrifying. "Xiao Fang, don't you think she looks scary?"
Robot Xiao Fang had no sense of beauty or ugliness. "Master, I don't think so; people from Gukuat Star all look like this." Yezhi was about to express her surprise when a round white Light Body Fat Woman entered the store. Xiao Fang left Yezhi behind and approached her softly.
"Beautiful Miss, welcome to our store!"
Yezhi couldn't help but laugh. Upon hearing Xiao Fang call her Beautiful Miss, the Fat Woman's face blossomed like spring flowers. "Hehe! This little thing has such sweet words; this 'Earth's Rarity' is truly run by Miss Leaf."
"Of course, we are honest with everyone!" Xiao Fang earnestly imitated Yezhi's holographic presentation and introduced: "These Pickled Peaches are personally pickled by Miss Leaf and are very popular among the nobility of Drubba Planet."
Yezhi rubbed her forehead; when did Xiao Fang learn to make things up? Only Drubba liked this flavor due to their taste disorder. Yezhi thought it would be better to let the Fat Woman taste it first; she was serious about doing business and not here to scam anyone.
Using her consciousness, she called for Xiao Fang to open a jar for the Fat Woman to try. Xiao Fang beamed sweetly as she let the Fat Woman sample it. The Fat Woman hesitated for a moment while looking at the appearance of the Pickled Peaches but bravely popped a piece into her mouth.
"The smell is really strange, though!" the Fat Woman frowned.
Hearing the word "though," Xiao Fang's heart, which had been tightly wound, suddenly rose to her throat. "Though, I like strange and unique things. I'll take this jar." Good fortune at the start, haha! "Beautiful Miss, we also have unique items in our little shop!" Xiao Fang hurriedly promoted the "Girl" to the Fat Woman. Upon hearing about the rare and unique items, the Fat Woman directly asked how much they cost and generously bought five pounds to try. At that moment, three Light Body Aliens stepped into the shop, and Yezhi was busy attending to the customers.
The promotion of the new online store by Cosmic Mall Website was quite effective; the business of Earth's Rarity was not just ordinary but booming. Yezhi and Xiao Fang were bustling around, and finally, due to the overwhelming number of customers crowding into the shop, Yezhi called Xiao Fang to close up. All the customers vanished in an instant, and Yezhi collapsed onto a cushion while Xiao Fang energetically opened the Cash Register to count the glittering Bodeton.
"Master, do you know how much money we made?" Yezhi shook her head, waiting for Xiao Fang to announce the answer.
"Master, we made 10.2 million tons!" Xiao Fang screamed excitedly.
Yezhi asked in surprise, "Really?"
"Really! For our first order, just the Fat Lady spent 5.4 million tons!" Yezhi felt a bit dizzy; earning money seemed too easy. She picked up the list of purchasing customers and saw that 35 customers had bought products, including 28 Specific Users and 7 Regular Users. The Regular Users would need her special Express Box for delivery, which wasn't easy to handle. "Xiao Fang, it seems we need to mark that we only sell to good Specific Users." Xiao Fang had no objections; in the Bodria Star System, good Specific Users were all wealthy individuals. After marking good specific delivery in the shipping section, Xiao Fang closed the webpage and stepped out of the online store with Yezhi.
Throughout the morning, Yezhi didn't dare go outside and kept running back and forth between the front yard and back yard, continuously wrapping up products to put into the Express Box.
"Master, Master, come quickly!" Xiao Fang cried out.
Yezhi immediately dropped the fresh fruit in her hand and logged in with her consciousness. Xiao Fang was surrounded by a group of aliens; the online store was in chaos, and all of Yezhi's holographic images had been maliciously knocked down.
Yezhi rushed into the online store and shouted, "What is going on here?"
The leader was a Beautiful Young Lady who looked down at Yezhi with disdain and arrogantly said, "Call Leaf out!"
Yezhi thought this girl was crazy. "Who are you? Xiao Fang, call security!"
"What’s wrong? Is Leaf too scared to come out? If you dare kick our dear Bai Duoya once, we'll kick her online store so she can't do business anymore and goes bankrupt." After saying that, the Beautiful Young Lady brazenly stepped on Yezhi's holographic image.
A fan of Bai Duoya's—Yezhi suddenly realized—regarding the online feud sparked by Bai Duoya's advertisement premiere that had caused a stir among fans. From Xiao Fang's emails from fans who were upset about it, Yezhi understood how big this issue had become; she just underestimated fans' power. Yezhi used her consciousness to call Xiao Fang and directly dialed Bai Duoya's video call.
Xiao Fang shook her head at Yezhi; Brother Bai wasn't answering! Yezhi urged Xiao Fang to continue while she picked up a cushion, patted it twice, and sat down calmly.
"Little girl, looking pretty but acting so vulgar and barbaric! Aren't you afraid your beloved Bai Duoya will see your true face?"
"Don't mention Bai Duoya, you're not worthy!" the girl shouted angrily.
"Xiao Bai, this fierce girl is your loyal fan," Yezhi said to the frowning Bai Duoya on the screen.
Bai Duoya looked at the messy online store and said sternly, "What are you all doing?" The girl, who had been dazed since Bai Duoya appeared, along with other fans, seemed to wake up from a dream as high-pitched screams filled the air, causing Yezhi to quickly cover her ears.
The girl excitedly rushed to the screen, "Bai... Duoya."
Bai Duoya looked at the girl and thought she looked familiar, "You are..."
"I am Xingya's sister, Xingli!" Bai Duoya responded with a simple "Hmm," still trying to remember who Xingya was.
Bai Duoya cleared her throat and coolly said, "Miss Leaf is my friend, please don't disturb her in the future!" She then turned to Yezhi and said, "I will take responsibility for the losses of the online store."
Compensation! The money-loving Xiao Fang exclaimed with bright eyes, "Yesterday, our small store's revenue was 10.2 million tons. Brother Bai, just compensate us at that rate; I'll send you the bill!"
Bai Duoya twitched her eyebrows while Yezhi laughed and said, "There’s no actual loss; you don’t need to compensate. But Xiao Bai, you should find a day to team up with Yezi to dispel these rumors. This fan chaos can't go on!" After nodding in agreement, Bai Duoya cut off the video call.
"Sister, you and Bai Duoya are really good friends!" the Beautiful Young Lady's attitude changed 180 degrees as she smiled broadly to ingratiate herself.
Yezhi ignored her and instead directed the group of crazy fans to tidy up the online store. Once they finished organizing, the girl named Xingli insisted on becoming a free salesperson for Earth's Rarity just to meet Bai Duoya.
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