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"The solution is actually very simple. Your child has too much yin energy, which easily attracts some unclean things. A black dog with strong yang energy can accompany him and offset some of it."
Ren Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Black dog, black dog, this is easy. I'll have someone go buy a bunch right away!" The white-haired old man shook his head busily.
"There are too many, it's too yang, not very good for your child, one is enough."
"Okay, okay, just buy one!"
The old man continued, "In addition to the black dog, there is also rooster blood. Every month, kill a rooster and take its blood. It must not be cooked, let him drink it directly."
Ah?!!!
Ren Yuan looked at the old man in disbelief.
"The rooster is easy to solve, just drink rooster blood?" Ren Yuan grimaced and furrowed his eyebrows into a knot.
"Exactly."
Since the immortal said so, there must be a reason for it.
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
At this moment, Ren Pingsheng couldn't calm down in his arms.
Tongzi, save me! I don't want to drink raw chicken blood ahhhhhh!!!
"Don't be afraid, we have plenty of ways to deal with it. There's a Big Head Ghost! It's not like you drink chicken blood, who's going to save me?!"
"The boat will naturally straighten out when it reaches the bridge, don't worry, don't worry."
"It's easy to talk when you're not the one doing the work!"
In a moment, the old man hugged a few boxes and left the Ren family with a smile. Ren Yuan immediately began to instruct the servants to complete the tasks he had just assigned.
"Xiao Wang, go to the village entrance and see if there are any new Little black dog puppies. If there are, buy one immediately. If not, find two black dogs and build them a doghouse, and watch them mate right away!"
"Also, about the side dishes, I remember your family always keeps chickens, right?"
side dishes nodded and said, "Yes, Lord Ren, my mother Pingsheng likes to raise chickens when she has nothing else to do. The latest batch of chickens has been raised for more than two and a half years. These chickens like to dance and jump around, and they have grown very plump from exercising!"
"Oh? Then when you go back, if there are any roosters, bring me one every month. You can name your price!"
side dishes I was so excited that I almost jumped up.
" however Master... however Recently, there has been too much rain, and it seems like the chicken coop at my house has collapsed. My mother has been worrying about this lately. As soon as the chicken coop is fixed and the rooster is raised, I will immediately bring a rooster to you!"
"You will all be rewarded for your efforts!"
"Thank you, sir."
Looking at the child in his arms, Ren Yuan's eyes were full of tenderness as he gently scratched Ren Pingsheng's nose with his hand: "Child, as long as you can grow up well, your father can do anything."
【Huh... Your father really loves you.】
I don't want to drink raw chicken blood! Ahhhhhhh!!!
[I told you there's a way, just wait—]
" flavor pill in place."
What is this?
When you drink raw chicken blood, take this flavor pill, and you won't taste the gamey flavor of the blood. As for what flavor you will taste specifically...
"Anyway, as long as it's better than raw chicken blood, anything random will do."
"Little black dog, rooster blood."
Why do I feel like I'm no different from a wild beast...
With the company of these two things, Ren Pingsheng safely grew to the age of fifteen, with only three years left until he reached Qinglong Peak.
By the way, there's also something that always accompanies you—
Unlimited wealth.
Ren Pingsheng, however, has no concept of these things, only knowing that he will get what he wants. He prefers to keep a low profile and dresses modestly. He is nothing like his neighbor Erniu, who dresses like a rich landlord's foolish son.
Because of the incident involving Granny Ma, Ren Pingsheng is still the subject of gossip in the village. The adults in the village do not allow their children to play with him. As a result, Ren Pingsheng spends his time with Xiao Hei, his constant companion.
On that day, Ren Pingsheng took Xiao Hei to play on the street. They were walking along the main road when suddenly a little Erniu appeared out of nowhere. This Erniu had a round belly, but the few servants following behind were quite thin, creating a mismatched group.
Erniu puffed out his chest and stood proudly in front of Ren Pingsheng: "You are blocking my way!"
Ren Pingsheng lowered his head and looked at the road. It was clearly spacious, but these Erniu had to come and bother him for no reason. Ren Pingsheng naturally didn't have a good tone: "Is your butt so big? Isn't this wide road enough for you to walk?"
"This road wasn't built by your family. I can walk wherever I want!"
The thin servant behind approached and leaned down to whisper to Erniu: "Young Master, this road was really built by his father."
Erniu coughed slightly to cover up his embarrassment.
People passing by saw these two people here, and some even stopped what they were doing to watch the excitement.
The system couldn't bear it and immediately dug out all the information about Erniu.
【data panelunlocked】
【Name: Liu Erniu】
Age: 10
Type: Human
【Realm：Not in the mainstream】
【Talent: Especially good at eating】
S: I tasted cow dung when I was a child.
"Hahahaha!!!" Ren Pingsheng couldn't help but burst into laughter.
These Erniu can really eat, they're not picky at all.
The puzzled Erniu felt a sense of contempt, and angrily shouted, "Laugh if you dare!!!"
Since the age of three or four, Erniu and Ren Pingsheng have been like happy enemies. The main reason is that when they were playing, Erniu always played tricks on Ren Pingsheng, which led to deep-seated grievances over time.
Seeing Ren Pingsheng inexplicably laughing, Erniu felt as if he had been insulted. Everyone else would nod and bow to him, but this Ren Pingsheng had been opposing him since childhood!
"No, hahaha, I just can't help but laugh." Ren Pingsheng laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
Xiao Hei was also barking on the side, which annoyed Erniu even more.
"Why are you laughing! You bloodthirsty monster! What gives you the right to laugh at me?"
Hearing this, the onlookers nearby felt something was off and quickly dispersed.
Over the years, everyone has been avoiding Ren Pingsheng, fearing that he might bring bad luck. But because his father is Lord Ren, no one dares to speak openly, only discussing in private. Unexpectedly, this Erniu dared to shout it out in the street.
Before, Ren Pingsheng might have argued back, but gradually felt it unnecessary, after all, it's a fact that he drinks raw chicken blood every month. People only believe what they see. With the attitude of "less is more," Ren Pingsheng is preparing to leave with Xiao Hei without caring about it.
【 Invincible Butt Pill has been credited: Invincible Butt Pill can make the user lose control of their bladder and bowels on the spot.】
【Host, enjoy using it~】
Tongzi You really, I'm crying to death.
【I don't allow anyone to bully my host. I will protect my host!】
Since the things have already arrived, then...
Let's do it!
At the command, Erniu tightly closed their mouths and covered their buttocks with their right hand...
Pupupu—
"You see, that Peacock floweress, on his pants there..."
"Hahaha, look at him..."
The group of people who were just about to leave suddenly started discussing and pointing at Erniu's pants. Erniu felt something was wrong and looked down at his own pants.
"Puff, puff, puff—"
The liquid turned into a solid and plopped down Erniu's pants.
"Hahahaha, you're all grown up and still can't hold it in."
"Isn't this Old Liu family's Erniu? Hahaha, how come they're out on the street today using the toilet?"
Beside them, Er Yatou with two braids, first covered her eyes with her hands, then used her two braids to cover her eyes, and her hands to cover her nose.
Ren Pingsheng tried to suppress the upward curve of his mouth and pretended to look very surprised: "Ah?! What are you doing here..."
Under the gaze of everyone, Erniu was so ashamed that he directly grabbed his pants, crying and shouting for his mother as he ran home.
The thin monkey servants behind held their noses and used cloths to wrap up the filth on the ground, then followed their young master back home.
This is what they call, "Can't eat and walk away!"
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