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Xiang Xueer stared at the tail behind Li Yunyang, while Li Yunyang looked at Xiang Xueer's high breasts beneath her red belly band, and both of them were completely overwhelmed.
At noon, in the hall of the Ouyang Residence, Sima Yi was drinking tea while watching the dog tail swaying behind Li Yunyang. He then glanced awkwardly at Xiang Xueer's prominent chest and said with great hesitation, "It seems that you two have also been cursed."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Li Yunyang's face turned extremely ugly, and Xiang Xueer's face was equally unrecognizable. She angrily touched her hard chest and cursed, "What the hell is going on? Why are we also cursed? Isn't it only the villagers from your village who turn into mushrooms?"
"Hehe!" Sima Yi waved his hand apologetically and explained awkwardly, "Actually, I forgot to tell you that there have been outsiders who came to our Illusion City and got cursed before!"
Upon hearing this, Li Yunyang jumped up, pointing at the tail behind him and shouting, "Then why didn't you tell us in advance? Look at this dog tail growing out of my backside! How am I supposed to go out and face people like this?"
"Hehe! I thought you were Exorcists, so maybe you wouldn't be cursed, which is why I didn't pay attention!" Sima Yi repeatedly clasped his hands in apology, saying, "Sorry, sorry, really sorry!"
"Hmph! You're not much different from a dog!" Xiang Xueer was extremely irritated and had nowhere to vent her anger. She directly took it out on Li Yunyang: "You're the one who's become part of the dog family; you're insulting dogs instead!"
"What did you say?" Li Yunyang's anger flared up as he pointed at Xiang Xueer's bulging chest and shouted, "You dead girl! You're clearly flat-chested. If it weren't for being cursed into a mushroom, I would have thought you were a man!"
When Xiang Xueer heard him call her flat-chested, she could no longer contain herself. She jumped three feet high and grabbed the AK47 on her back, intending to shoot Li Yunyang. The two of them began to bite at each other fiercely, their raging tempers threatening to set the roof on fire.
Sima Yi originally wanted to mediate the fight but realized that they probably wouldn't hear anything he said in their current state. So he quietly put down his teacup and tiptoed out of the hall towards the back room to avoid getting caught in their brawl. He didn't want to end up being shot by Xiang Xueer's wild gunfire or cut down by Li Yunyang's random knife swings.
After making a ruckus for a while, they eventually grew tired and had to face reality. Xiang Xueer rolled her eyes dramatically at Li Yunyang and said, "Let's stop arguing for now. We need to shift our internal conflict to an external one. It seems that if we don't deal with that Water Sprite soon, we'll be stuck like this for the rest of our lives!"
"Hmph!" Li Yunyang still hadn't calmed down completely. Seeing the dog tail behind him made him want to chop it off with a knife: "You're right, dead girl; let's hunt some demons first!"
Two people clearly laid out the most urgent matter at hand, and after having lunch, they prepared to head out with Li Yunyang. However, they unexpectedly ran into Sima Zhao at the entrance.
The little boy! She intended to greet him, but as soon as they made eye contact, he turned away and walked towards the backyard, leaving her standing there with a dejected expression.
"Hehehe!" Li Yunyang secretly laughed with a look of schadenfreude, which made Xiang Xueer furious. She kicked him hard on his backside, where his tail was: "Stop laughing! This is all your fault!"
After scolding him, Xiang Xueer felt a bit relieved and adjusted her weapons before heading towards the door. Li Yunyang rubbed his sore backside and shouted at her: "You... you Dead Girl, I will definitely get rid of you one day!"
The two of them arrived at the banks of the Chishui River, where Xiang Xueer began to carefully examine the surroundings. Suddenly, something shiny caught her eye near the rocks, glimmering in the sunlight and standing out prominently.
"What is that?" she slowly walked over and bent down to take a closer look. It seemed to resemble a scale. Xiang Xueer cautiously picked up the fish scale-like object and compared it with one on her own body. Indeed, the size, shape, and color matched perfectly. A confident smile appeared on her lips; it seemed that the Water Sprite had indeed escaped back into the water.
She then began to search the area further and discovered a trace of purple marks extending from the forest to the riverbank. Xiang Xueer squinted as she walked along; it was clear that these were bloodstains from the Demon. Based on the color and timing, they must have been left yesterday, and there was quite a bit of blood. It seemed her shot had inflicted serious injury.
The most important thing now was how to deal with this Water Sprite since it was hiding in the water. Getting it to come out would not be easy. While Xiang Xueer was deep in thought, Li Yunyang approached her wagging his tail: "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and cast your net to catch fish!"
Cast a net to catch fish? Xiang Xueer looked at him in confusion. Li Yunyang immediately shook his head in disdain: "Wow, usually you're so clever; how come you're so dumb today? Have you turned into a big-chested airhead?"
After saying that, he glanced at Xiang Xueer's chest, which infuriated her. She reached out and gave him a hard knock on the forehead, scolding: "You're the big-chested airhead! It's not like you can just cast a net and catch it!"
After saying this, she turned to look at the calm surface of the river. Since she couldn't jump into the water to catch it, she would have to force it to reveal itself. What exactly should she do to make a Water Sprite appear?
Xiang Xueer furrowed her willow-shaped brows and stared blankly at the river water while Li Yunyang stretched his neck to observe her expression. Knowing she was brainstorming for ideas, he quietly watched her without daring to speak up for fear of interrupting her train of thought—after which he would have to live with this tail for the rest of his life.
Suddenly, her gaze swept over the rocks by the river, and her lips curled into a slight smile, gradually forming a crescent shape. Xiang Xueer nodded confidently, "I've got a plan. That damn Water Sprite dared to curse me; just watch as I lead it straight to the Yellow Dragon, leaving you nowhere to hide."
Xiang Xueer quickly turned and left Chishui River, while Li Yunyang followed behind in confusion, repeatedly asking, "Hey, Dead Girl, what plan did you come up with?"
"I'm not telling you!" Xiang Xueer continued walking ahead. Li Yunyang snorted coldly, "Hmph, what's so great about it? It must be the method I suggested!"
Tch! Xiang Xueer walked on while rolling her eyes; it really was impossible to communicate with a person like him.
The next morning, while Li Yunyang was still sleeping soundly in his room, he heard a series of noises coming from the courtyard. Rubbing his eyes and opening the door, he found all the housekeepers of the estate busily moving about, each one sweating profusely as they carried large stones outside.
"Hey, what are you all doing?" Li Yunyang quickly stopped one of them to ask.
The housekeeper, drenched in sweat, pointed at the now-missing rockery in the backyard and said, "We... we don't know either. Miss Xueer ordered us to do this; she said it needs to be thrown into the river later!"
What a mess! What is Xiang Xueer up to? He scratched his head and saw Xiang Xueer in the backyard directing all the housekeepers to break apart the stones from the rockery and move them to the front yard.
"Hey, Dead Girl, are you demolishing a house?" Li Yunyang patted her shoulder but received an eye roll in return. "You pighead! Use your brain for once; don't be as dumb as a dog just because you have a dog’s tail—no, you're even dumber than a dog!"
Li Yunyang was scolded as soon as he woke up. Angered, he turned around and sat down nearby, sulking as he muttered, "Hmph, I want to see what tricks you're trying to pull!"
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