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"My grandfather has suffered from glaucoma for decades and can't distinguish between a person and a dog from a meter away. However, when I appeared before him, the old man was in tears, self-inflicting harm to his eyes, and from then on, he could no longer see the light of day."
"My mother, in an effort to prove her innocence, dragged my father to get a paternity test. The doctor lifted the blanket, took one look at me, and started crying. Wiping his nose, he said, 'Just go home; this is not your son. No one can give birth to such a handsome child…' The audience burst into laughter!"
"It's no wonder that although the technology level in this parallel world is not bad, the entertainment industry is far from developed. It seems there has been a cultural and entertainment gap, as many classic works that should have emerged long ago are nowhere to be found. Otherwise, even Yang Li's painfully awkward stand-up routine wouldn't occasionally elicit knowing smiles from the audience."
"Hahaha, this guy is so funny…"
"He’s speaking without notes and hasn’t looked at the teleprompter at all; that’s impressive!"
"He's just too narcissistic; what a shameless guy…"
Unknowingly, the so-called talk show had completely been led astray by He Zhou.
"A young intern nurse walked by and saw me. She immediately grabbed a box of red ink and took my fingerprints. Then she let my neatly styled hair down and murmured to me, 'Long hair kept for you; if I don’t marry you in this life, I won’t cut my hair. By the dim light of a lamp and the ancient Buddha, I’ll comb it myself in my boudoir…'"
"Hahaha, what do you mean keeping long hair for you? This kid is simply talented!" The director directing the photographer laughed so hard he slapped his thigh, and even the cameraman couldn’t hold back his laughter as the camera shook slightly.
As a variety show director, seeing handsome people is already commonplace, but seeing someone who is both handsome and this funny is truly a first. He’s completely unconventional!
"When I turned fifteen, I still didn’t dare to go to school. It wasn’t that I hadn’t attended; I went to kindergarten for half a day but couldn’t bring myself to go back. All the kids, teachers, and even the principal rejected me!"
"My face was swollen like a watermelon after being kissed by a little girl, and the aunties went on a rampage against the child! Not for any other reason, just because they were all born around the same time as me..."
The atmosphere at the scene was lively, but the real storm was brewing online, creating an explosive effect. The 'True Story' of He Zhou had just begun when it, along with the Talk Show, skyrocketed to the trending charts on major streaming platforms at rocket speed, garnering unprecedented attention.
A flood of casual viewers rushed into the live stream on the video platform, inundating it with comments.
"666!"
"Worship the big shot!"
"I learned so much!"
"How infuriating, he actually managed to pull that off..."
When the monitor reported the real-time ratings to the program director, the director nearly fainted from excitement!
"Director, have you seen this He Zhou?" The planner began to consider replacing Yang Li and fully promoting He Zhou.
The two exchanged glances, and the director naturally started pondering this idea. He slapped his thigh and shouted, "Let's do it!"
Why did the show invite Yang Li? One reason is that she inherently brings a certain amount of traffic; another is that her backing capital invested money into the production team.
However, an undeniable fact is that the original ratings for this show were genuinely poor; otherwise, they wouldn't have easily backed down. If Talk Show had high ratings, it would definitely be capital waving money seeking an opportunity to get involved, rather than the production team currying favor with investors.
He Zhou didn't think too much about it; he could boast endlessly without getting tired, still 'selling' his various bizarre experiences.
"The focus interview team from CCTV heard about my stunning looks and specially came from the capital to interview me."
"As a result, the person carrying the camera fainted three times, and the girl responsible for taking notes somehow wrote in Italian and French!"
"When it aired, because the station pixelated my face, I was attacked the next day, and slogans were plastered everywhere..."
The audience below was laughing uncontrollably.
"Wow, I can't believe it!"
"How dare you mock CCTV? Are you out of your mind?"
"Hahaha, this might just make him the first person to mock CCTV!"
"I guess CCTV will get angry and blacklist him!"
"Not necessarily; in recent years, CCTV has become much more down-to-earth and often interacts with young people."
Of course, there are also some mischievous individuals who specifically go to CCTV's official social media to leave comments asking whether this joke is true or not...
Surprisingly, CCTV didn't put on any airs and actually replied to a message explaining the situation: "No one has ever dared to attack CCTV..."
CCTV's involvement undoubtedly added fuel to this talk show, pushing the program into the spotlight and increasing its exposure!
Many people also felt that stand-up comedy is just stand-up comedy; what was originally stand-up comedy has become mixed with so much personal agenda and gender issues!
Isn't it enough to bring joy through humor?
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