My System is a Simp 2: Licking to the Top
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A series of sudden sounds left Xia Ji completely stunned. After thinking for a moment, Xia Ji roughly understood the meaning behind those terrified voices. But what does "big shot" mean? Could it be referring to me? "The system has been dismantled by World Will?" After a brief pause, Xia Ji felt a complex mix of emotions that he couldn't quite articulate. 0
 
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, what's wrong?" Xiu'er asked nervously from the side. It was truly terrifying! Just a moment ago, His Highness the Crown Prince seemed intent on doing something inappropriate to her, but suddenly he froze and then began gasping for breath while clutching his chest. Is he about to go crazy? 0
 
"It's nothing, it's just a bit stuffy in here; I just need to go out for a walk," Xia Ji said with a forced smile, waving his hand. He was still feeling somewhat unsettled. The Ultimate Show-Off Smackdown System had rushed in and then fled in fear when it wanted to take over his body! 0
 
Could it be that I am the chosen one? As the saying goes, the child most favored by Heaven? Or even, am I Heaven's father? Xia Ji found it hard to comprehend, but the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't control his deep thoughts. 0
 
Just as he was about to rub his temples, a warm current suddenly surged from his soul, instantly restoring his spirit and clarity of thought, as if his wisdom was subtly increasing. At the same time, a line of glowing text flashed before him like a marquee: "You have seen through the illusions of your heart through contemplation and found your true self; your spirit has been elevated." 0
 
"Hmm? Are you that damn system?" When this line of text appeared, Xia Ji's first reaction was one of terror! Did Heaven not help me get rid of this system? Xia Ji swallowed hard. 0
 
 
If even the will of Heaven couldn't destroy that damn system, then... 0
 
"I am it, but it is not me," the text flashed a hint. 0
 
This answer was quite cryptic. Xia Ji pondered for a moment, his mouth twitching slightly, and inwardly asked, "Speak plainly!" 0
 
"I am merely one of its many functions, known as the Intelligent Recognition and Reminder Program. I can provide corresponding text prompts based on big data cloud computing and answer some basic questions." 0
 
After finishing that statement, the line of text seemed to pause for a moment before adding, "After it fused with me." 0
 
"Fusion?" Xia Ji seized the key point in that line of text. "You didn't belong to it before; what is your origin?" 0
 
The line of text fell silent. 0
 
Regarding this question... 0
 
Long, long ago, in the endless chaotic void, there was a hazy ball of light, hidden like a salted fish in a place thick with chaotic energy, sleeping for hundreds of thousands or even millions of years without stirring, living a very comfortable existence. 0
 
Until one day, a ball of black malevolent energy happened to pass by: Oh? There’s a sleeping system over there; if I merge with it... 0
 
"It wanted to fuse with me. I could have driven it away, but I was too lazy to resist and silently enjoyed the pleasure of fusion." 0
 
The words appeared before Xia Ji's eyes and flickered for a moment before the next line emerged: "Once upon a time, I was a salted fish; now I just want to be a bootlicker." 0
 
"Salted fish? Bootlicker?" 0
 
Xia Ji raised an eyebrow, carefully chewing on this term, and let out a light chuckle. 0
 
So, does this mean that the will of the world drove away that ball of malevolent energy from the mouth of this bootlicker? 0
 
"Why didn't you run away with it? You should have spent many years with it," Xia Ji thought for a moment and said. 0
 
"Not running." The line of text replied sincerely, "That guy fled like a stray dog; I couldn't be bothered to chase after it. A voice in my mind told me that sticking with you would definitely be better than following it." 0
 
A voice in his mind? Is it the will of the world? 0
 
Xia Ji felt somewhat uncertain. 0
 
"Boss, please allow me to stay by your side as a loyal bootlicker." The line of text flickered once more. 0
 
 
Xia Ji thought for a moment and raised an eyebrow, "What benefit do I get from you staying?" 0
 
Since it was the Heavenly Dao that wanted him to keep this guy around, he must have some usefulness. 0
 
"I will shout '666' for the boss!" 0
 
Xia Ji: "666?" 0
 
What the hell is that? 0
 
"It means the boss is amazing! The boss is so cool! The boss will unify the world for eternity! Boss, I want to give you a monkey!... and so on." 0
 
Xia Ji rolled his eyes and looked seriously at the text, "Are you sure you're a system? What about your dignity as a system?" 0
 
"...No, boss, I just want to be a loyal bootlicker by your side." 0
 
"Do you still have any connection with that system that was chased away earlier?" 0
 
"No." 0
 
Xia Ji nodded lightly; it was good that there was no connection. A scheming system should be dealt with harshly. 0
 
Now, it seemed that having a bootlicking System by his side wasn't such a bad idea. 0
 
 
 
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