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"What’s going on? Thinking of running away? Put the feed on the car! Just honestly follow me to your senior brother's place first!" With a firm hand pressing down on the feed bag, Yi Laotou immediately pierced through Shi Tian's little scheme.
It was a nice thought, but now you're going to deliver the feed—will you even come back today? If you don’t come back, I’m afraid you’ve already fished out quite a few shrimp from the pond!
One plan fails, and another is devised.
He pulled up the earlier surveillance footage, locating the scene where a group of middle-aged women climbed up the steps. He paused and zoomed in.
"Master, look at this woman's face; I can’t quite understand it!" Shi Tian pointed at the woman who had just asked Yi Laotou to help her choose an old man, feigning humility and eagerness to learn.
When it came to facial features, Yi Laotou glanced up at Shi Tian's screen.
"This one has used some sort of sorcery; even facial recognition can’t identify her. If your mortal eyes could see through that, it would be quite strange!
Once you master this art of face reading, I’ll teach you Plum Blossom Divination. You can still deduce some things using that."
Yi Laotou rolled his eyes; no need to play around with these illusions. No matter how flowery your words are today, I’m going to give you a good lesson. If I don’t set you straight today, your tail will be up in the air!
"Master, this woman’s face is quite interesting! She seems to be a sentimental person!"
He selected the most attractive woman from the group and presented her to Yi Laotou. "Why not find yourself a Shifu Niang?"
Considering Yi Laotou's age, she should be a young girl! It’s just uncertain what Yi Laotou's taste is—would he like this type?
This face is rare; it could be included in textbooks. Let me take a screenshot and save it for later; I can use it as material when I write my next book!
Yi Laotou had already noticed this Spider Spirit and found it easy to deduce someone's character based on their facial features.
According to her features, she would be classified as a woman with a wounded officer star in her four pillars. This person is independent and intelligent but too picky about relationships. After finishing his analysis, Yi Laotou leaned back in his chair, pulled out a cigarette, lit it up, and continued scrolling through videos on traditional fishing.
In a couple of days, Rod would be coming over; he should do some homework ahead of time so he could show off when he met them.
"Master, while they were chatting, I noticed this person has a slight Sichuan accent. How about we open a hot pot restaurant and invite her to help us taste the dishes?"
Looking at her demeanor and behavior, she definitely seems worldly; if we could get her to taste our dishes, it would surely be beneficial!
Shi Tian was dancing on the edge of disaster; if not for Yi Laotou indulging him, he would probably be crying by now after being scolded.
"What’s wrong? Are you afraid she’ll fight you for my inheritance?" As he put away his phone, Yi Laotou smiled at Shi Tian, whose heart raced as he saw something menacing in Yi Laotou's gaze.
"Not at all! I've seen your facial features; none of these women can send you off!"
"She won’t compete with me for your inheritance. If you take her down, I might even inherit more—sounds like a good deal!" After saying this, Yi Laotou’s face darkened like the bottom of a pot. What kind of disciple have I taken on? Can I return him?
Not only did he have designs on his inheritance but also thought about using his Spider Spirit legacy! After studying Yi Shu for decades, he actually misjudged things here with Shi Tian!
Fortunately, Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell arrived just in time; otherwise, Yi Laotou would have gotten up to rummage through the kitchen and clean up the mess!
"Master, I’m here to pick you up." As soon as he stepped inside, the temperature in the room rose several degrees with Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell's words.
After placing the feed in the trunk, Shi Tian knew that Yi Laotou was going to tidy him up. He opened the driver’s door and slipped inside, planning to drive off for a bit first.
"Are we driving there or taking a boat?" With the car door locked and the engine not yet started, Yi Laotou's voice came from the back seat.
When did Yi Laotou get into the car? It seemed he was determined to deal with him; this was troublesome!
"Let’s take a boat. I’ll grab a couple of packs of cigarettes from the car!" He quickly reached into the glove compartment and took out two boxes of cigarettes, rubbing his nose. Tonight was going to be tough!
"Got the cigarettes? Let’s go!"
Being escorted onto the boat by Yi Laotou, Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell wisely kept quiet. The atmosphere today felt a bit strange! No wonder Shi Tian had called him earlier to put away his weapons!
Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell was fine, but what had Shi Tian done to provoke Yi Laotou? Given Yi Laotou's fondness for Shi Tian, it must have been something quite outrageous!
Entering the small kitchen designated for Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell at the resort, Yi Laotou closed the door and grinned at Shi Tian.
"Xiao Tian wants to open a hot pot restaurant; you should teach him how to stir-fry some chili peppers."
"Do you have Qing Zhao Tian Hong here? Get me a pound first. Don’t turn on the range hood; otherwise, it’ll be hard to control the heat!"
As soon as Yi Laotou spoke, Shi Tian nearly jumped out of his skin.
"Stir-frying chili peppers is one thing, but not allowing me to turn on the range hood? Is this a death wish?"
As soon as the chili peppers were brought over, Scallion and Ginger to Remove Fishy Smell instinctively wanted to run away, but before he could reach the door, Yi Laotou caught him and pulled him back.
"Where do you think you're going? Are you expecting me to guide you personally if you're not here?"
"You stay here. You can only come out when I think your stir-frying is up to standard!"
With that, Yi Laotou turned around and left, closing the door behind him. He found a stool and sat down at the entrance, pulling out his phone to continue watching traditional fishing videos.
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