“Brother, I haven't provoked you or done anything to you. Why are you treating me this way?” The Bald Man clutched his head with both hands, a look of grievance and confusion on his face.
“You damn old bald thief! Just the fact that you called me brother is enough reason for me to teach you a lesson!” Yang Qianfan cursed as he raised his fist and unleashed a flurry of punches on him.
“Ow, ow, please stop! Please stop!” The Bald Man curled up tighter, trembling on the ground as he begged for mercy.
“Who said to stop?” Yang Qianfan struck his bald head again, threatening him fiercely until he called him grandpa.
“Grandpa, please don’t hit me! Grandpa, please don’t hit me!” At this point, the Bald Man didn’t care about his dignity anymore and called the young man in front of him grandpa as he wished.
Hearing this, Yang Qianfan smiled with satisfaction and nodded repeatedly. He patted the Bald Man's round head and praised, “You’re quite clever.” But then he thought it over and felt something was off. He pondered, “Wait a minute, this skinny guy is already over fifty; calling him grandpa would be like wishing myself an early death.” As this thought crossed his mind, his anger surged back at lightning speed. He raised his fist again, glaring at him as he shouted, “You old fool! Calling me grandpa means you want to curse me to die early, huh?” And with that, he landed several more punches.
“Ow, ow! I can’t call you brother or grandpa. What should I call you then?” The Bald Man lay on the ground groaning while begging for mercy.
Yang Qianfan instantly withdrew his fists and frowned in thought before smiling and saying, “Right now, I’m ridding the world of evil, maintaining peace and order. In this act of chivalry and righteousness, what should you call me?”
“Hero!” The Bald Man was quick-witted enough to respond immediately. He continued to plead for mercy, “Hero, spare my life! Hero, spare my life!”
Upon hearing this, Yang Qianfan felt a surge of joy that the damned Bald Man finally called him Hero. He squinted his eyes with a wicked smile as he opened his fists again and gently patted the Bald Man’s bald head. With a proud nod, he said, “Not bad! Even a donkey can be taught.”
Seeing the change in Yang Qianfan’s attitude towards him, the Bald Man cautiously asked:
“Can you let me go this time?”
“I can let you go, but first hand over the stolen phone.”
“I didn’t steal anyone’s phone! What do you want me to give you?” The Bald Man said, both helpless and agitated.
“Don’t act innocent in front of me. I saw you snatch that old lady's phone. You still want to deny it?” Yang Qianfan instinctively raised his fist and began to unleash a flurry of punches.
“Okay, okay, I’ll give it to you!” Faced with Yang Qianfan’s fists, the Bald Man had no choice but to pull out the latest Samsung phone from his pocket and hand it over.
Yang Qianfan took the phone and thought to himself, “This old lady is quite trendy for using such a fashionable phone.”
Just as he was lost in thought, Li Lingfei rushed over, supporting the elderly woman who had her phone stolen, panting heavily. Seeing the owner had arrived, Yang Qianfan stood up from the Bald Man with excitement and walked over to the old lady, speaking with great righteousness and respect, “You don’t need to thank me. It’s our duty as young people to uphold justice.”
The old lady smiled as she took the phone and looked at it closely. She frowned and said, “This phone looks very familiar, but it isn’t the one that was stolen from me just now!”
“Ah, no… it can’t be!” Yang Qianfan felt a wave of panic wash over him.
“Ouch, ouch.” At that moment, the Bald Man, who had been beaten black and blue by Yang Qianfan, was struggling on the ground, barely able to get up.
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