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These days, there has been a major incident with Lost in the Clouds, where Lan Jingyi "violated family rules in the face of adversity" as an example. Everyone knows that Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji unexpectedly switched souls. Although this is not a big deal, Wei Wuxian assured everyone that once the talisman's effects wear off, they will switch back. However, the entire Lan Family is in a miserable state.
The first to suffer is Lan Qiren. Leaving aside his feelings when he saw "jumping around" "Lan Wangji" that day, when "Lan Wangji" noticed him, he actually smiled for the first time and even called him uncle in a somewhat coquettish manner. If it weren't for the explanation from "Wei Wuxian's version" of Lan Wangji, Lan Qiren would have suspected that the cabbage he had raised so painstakingly had gone mad!
Next to be affected was Lan Xichen. Wei Wuxian had a mind to play, and Lan Wangji naturally followed him.
" DaDa!"
Lan Xichen, who was handling administrative matters, turned to stone, not even reacting to the ink drops falling from his brush.
" DaDa!"
Wei Wuxian, wearing the shell of a Taoist companion, called out softly and tenderly, using all his strength to keep himself from laughing. Lan Wangji, standing under the eaves outside the house, twitched his eyebrows. Since the age of three, he had never voluntarily called Lan Xichen "brother," but now, in the blink of an eye, Wei Wuxian had "helped" him call out twice.
"Wangji, are you... not feeling well?"
Actually, Lan Xichen wanted to ask about his brother's mind, but he didn't want to say it directly. In case his brother really had a problem with his mind, that would only make things worse. But as he looked around, Lan Wangji seemed perfectly fine all over, except for his somewhat casual posture.
Seeing that Lan Xichen took the bait, Wei Wuxian immediately leaned half of his body on the table, holding down a stack of documents belonging to Lan Xichen.
"DaDa, I want to do something."
Lan Xichen suddenly realized that younger brother had a request for him, which is why he called him "DaDa". Although he was more surprised than pleased, at least he could hear younger brother calling him "DaDa".
"But feel free to speak."
"Really?"
"Of course, DaDa when have I ever deceived you."
"Good! A gentleman's word is as good as his bond!"
Wei Wuxian is not Lan Wangji after all. He immediately became complacent, slapped the table with joy, and even propped up one leg. Lan Xichen frowned, doubting his own eyes.
To be honest, if it weren't for Lost in the Clouds, Lan Xichen would have suspected that younger brother had been possessed by an evil spirit. What's even stranger is that Lan Xichen suddenly couldn't understand today's younger brother at all. Every word and action showed no trace of Lan Wangji's usual habits, but rather resembled his mischievous sister-in-law.
However, Lan Xichen's slight suspicion was no match for the overwhelming impact of Lan Wangji's continuous "DaDa". As a result, Lan Xichen, overwhelmed by the brotherly affection that moved heaven and earth, didn't even know what he had agreed to, and was taken to Pine Breeze and Waterside Moon in a daze.
"Wangji, do you want to see uncle?"
" DaDa just promised me."
"Uh... DaDa What did I promise you just now?"
"To trim uncle's beard."
"Oh, so I promised to trim uncle's... what!? Trim uncle's beard!?"
"Um, I promised DaDa."
At the moment when Lan Xichen appeared to have lost his memory, he couldn't remember at all what he had just promised. Cutting Lan Qiren's beard was no different from disturbing the tiger's den after moving the mountain spirit, was his little brother trying to set him up?
"Wangji, do you know what you're saying?"
"Mm."
"How... did uncle get his beard trimmed? Did Wuxian ask you to do it?"
"No."
"Then tell DaDa why you trimmed uncle's beard?"
Wei Wuxian felt a sudden pang in his heart, secretly sighing at his oversight of this issue, and suddenly fell into psychological distress. What could be the reason for this?
Seeing his younger brother Lan Xichen looking uncertain and finding it difficult to speak, with a deeply furrowed brow, it was clear that he must be harboring some unspoken pain. Lan Xichen decided not to press for more details, as he also felt the pain of a brother's heart.
"Okay, I promise you, DaDa."
"Huh?"
Wei Wuxian OS: (Is it that easy? Did I say something just now?)
"Thank you DaDa! Hooray for DaDa! Waiting for your good news!"
With both hands giving two big thumbs up, "Lan Wangji version" Wei Wuxian hopped back, and as soon as he left the yard, he pulled his waiting Daozhang to head down to Tsaiyi Town. Lan Wangji saw Wei Wuxian so happy, he didn't ask him in detail what he had said to Lan Xichen, thinking it couldn't be too excessive. It was more important to fill up his Daozhang's stomach.
After watching his younger brother leave with a smile, Lan Xichen turned to look at the gate of Pine Breeze and Waterside Moon, showing a troubled expression.
Lan Xichen OS: (uncle, Xichen, I'm really sorry! It's all because Wangji calls me DaDa!)
This day would be unforgettable for Lan Qiren. In the morning, he was startled by the "second nephew's" monkey-like behavior, and in the afternoon, the uninvited and aggressive eldest nephew pinned him to a chair. With a swift motion, his beard of nearly twenty years fell to the ground.
"Lan Xichen! Go copy the family rules for me! One hundred times! Don't come out until you finish!!"
So, after only copying the family rules about ten times, Lan Jingyi welcomed his "copying buddy" in the library. It was the first time in many years that the master and disciple were punished to copy together.
" Lord Ze Wu, are you here to copy lines as well?"
"...I am here to copy words and calm my mind."
"Oh, I see."
Lan Jingyi OS: ( Lord Ze Wu, I may be young but I'm not blind, you clearly copied the family rules!)
Lan Xichen OS: (Jingyi, if you dare to expose me, I'll make you copy fifty times!)
Lan Jingyi OS: (...Adults are so mean!!!)
On the other side, the joy of teasing Lan Xichen had long disappeared. Wei Wuxian wanted to curse. He forgot that Lan Wangji doesn't eat spicy food. The table was full of Hunan cuisine, and he couldn't eat any of it. He didn't know how Lan Wangji used to accompany him to eat so much spicy food in the past.
In order to avoid wasting food, the "Wei Wuxian version" of Lan Wangji could only eat quietly. However, he managed to experience the joy of eating spicy food through Wei Wuxian's mouth. The happier Lan Wangji ate, the more depressed Wei Wuxian became. In a daze, he habitually poured a cup of Emperor's Smile and drank it down so quickly that Lan Wangji couldn't stop him.
As one can imagine, "bang"! Lan Wangji had to help him to the bed to rest, but before he could retract his hand, Wei Wuxian woke up.
"Lan Zhan, give me a kiss!"
"Mwah~"
"Not enough, more!"
"Mwah mwah~"
"Let's do it every day!"
This is difficult. Sober Wei Wuxian is easy to fool, but drunk Wei Wuxian is another story. Besides, he knows his own strength. If I don't agree, what if Wei Wuxian uses his strength to force me? Just as Lan Wangji was struggling with this dilemma, Wei Wuxian, with a pair of "Lan Wangji-style" drunken puppy eyes, approached.
"Lan Zhan, please, just once! Just once, okay~"
For Lan Wangji, there are no boundaries when it comes to Wei Wuxian. After all, even if the roles were reversed, it's still his own body. He can endure it. So, come on!
Wei Wuxian is actually sober. Although he cannot completely control Lan Wangji's body, he cannot resist his extraordinary spiritual power. Even though his body is drunk, he is not affected by the alcohol. Seeing Lan Wangji remain silent, he breathed a sigh of relief, which was a compromise!
Wei Wuxian OS: (The counterattack plan is about to succeed!!!)
He was so excited that he pounced and showered him with kisses, and before long, they both became entranced. Just as he was about to undo his belt, Lan Wangji habitually bit down on Wei Wuxian's lower lip, and this bite seemed to trigger something (in reality, it was just that the talisman's effect had expired), instantly swapping their souls back!
"It's over!"
This is Wei Wuxian's last thought before being devoured. As soon as Lan Wangji returned to his body, he immediately switched to tipsy mode. Due to not having indulged for several days, he exerted extra force that night, and the galloping lasted longer than usual.
The next day, when they returned to Lost in the Clouds, Wei Wuxian was still sleeping in Lan Wangji's arms. Upon arriving at Jing Shi, Lan Wangji saw a note on the table, which read:
【Wangji Don't worry, no matter what you want, DaDa will make it happen for you!】
Looking at the familiar yet mysterious beard next to him, Lan Wangji fell into contemplation, unable to understand what his brother was up to.
Lan Xichen OS: (I'm truly the best in the cultivation world, DaDa!)
Lan Jingyi OS: ( Lord Ze Wu, are you done copying? So many words...)
Lan Xichen OS: (Lan Jingyi Disrespecting the teacher, double the punishment for copying!)
Lan Jingyi OS: (......Ah! I'm done for! Why are you all picking on me alone! Isn't there still Sizhui!)
Lan Sizhui OS: (What good brother? Don't know, haven't heard of it, don't ask.)
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