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"This Big Brother Ghost, let's talk things out. As long as I don't have to sleep with you, I can help you with other things. You've seen it yourself, I can see you, so I can help you with many other things," I tried to communicate with this Big-tongued male ghost.
"Steamed Bun Cat? Nao Hou, ni tian de ou zou ai bai wu xi ge dun qi zhao suo." (Really? Alright, then you do 250 squats first and then we'll talk.) big tongue ghost seemed to think seriously for a moment before saying it slowly.
Wow, I just went through a life-and-death situation and haven't fully recovered yet. Asking me to do 250 squats is like asking for my life. I can't do it. But as someone without powers, I can only curse silently in my heart and dare not say it out loud.
With a forced smile, I once again tried to reason with this Male ghost in a friendly manner: "Could we perhaps make another arrangement? For example, if you want to see someone in the human world, I can help deliver a message for you."
From the behavior of this male ghost, I found that he is not actually an evil spirit, but just a bored ghost who likes to play tricks on people. So I became braver and dared to bargain with him.
"Bào xún, xì péi suì hái xì zuò ài bǎi wǔ xì gè dūn qǐ, nǎi ài xuǎn yī." (No, is it to accompany sleep or do 250 squats.) After saying this, the ghost stuck out his tongue at me and reached out his pale hand as if to pinch me.
"Meow—" just as I didn't know how to respond, a low cat's meow came from outside the door.
Hearing this meow, Big-tongued male ghost quickly changed to a smiling face and said, "Hehe, sister, I was just joking. I live next door, and from now on we are neighbors. Actually, I just wanted to get to know you." After speaking, this guy stopped big tongue and retracted his tongue.
"Niece, kidding, this joke is too much, almost scared the crap out of me," I imitated his big tongue and said.
"I'm sorry, sister, please forgive me, otherwise arrogant old man won't let me off," seeing me say this, the previously arrogant Big-tongued male ghost immediately began to soften and behave.
Looking at the appearance of the Big-tongued male ghost, I made up my mind. Since you dare to greet me in this way, don't blame me for being impolite to you. Who am I? I won't suffer any loss.
So I pretended to be still angry and said coldly, "It's possible for me to forgive you, unless—"
When it comes to this, I deliberately teased him, piqued his interest, and also scared him a little.
"Unless what, miss? As long as I can do it, I will definitely help you do it. As long as you can forgive me, otherwise, I will really be torn apart." That arrogant old man was really scared, almost begging me on his knees.
Seeing the behavior of the male ghost, I can only silently say in my heart, "no, zuo, no, die" (do nothing, die). Seeing me remain silent, the ghost's body trembled, his face became even paler, and his long tongue reappeared. It seems that this guy is really just a hanged ghost, otherwise his tongue wouldn't be so long.
When the time was right, I slowly said, "Oh, you want me to forgive you? It's not impossible, then fine, you do 250 squats for me first."
I imitated the sarcastic tone of the previous speaker and threw his conditions back at him.
"Sister, Do not, change to another one. I just finished exercising with The Floating of the Basement sister, and I haven't recovered my strength yet." The ghost didn't expect Retribution to come so quickly. First, he felt a little embarrassed and lowered his head, then he pleaded with a pained expression, with a hint of embarrassment in his eyes.
"Hmm?! You also feel tired? Don't you know the golden rule of treating others as you would like to be treated?" I snorted coldly and began to educate this guy.
"Yes, yes, yes, sister, I understand. In order to repay the kindness of your education, I will tell you a secret. Will you forgive me, sister?" The hanged ghost suddenly said mysteriously.
"A secret? About what? Just a heads up, if I think it's nonsense, then you better be prepared to face my wrath!" I pretended to say menacingly.
Although I really want to know that secret, in order to coax out more secrets, I still force myself to pretend not to care and even threaten him.
"Is it related to you and your sister? Is that okay?" hanged man immediately put on a pitiful look and then looked at me carefully and asked.
"Ah, I see. Go on, tell me." I crossed my arms and continued to feign disinterest, as if I truly wasn't very interested in this secret.
"Sister, it's like this. I saw another you in the owner's room of this villa, and she looks exactly like you, but in ghost form. Do you think she could be your twin sister?" hanged man cautiously glanced around before speaking in a voice only we could hear.
"Oh, really? Can you bring her out and let me see her?" I couldn't believe I had just heard such a big secret. I was so nervous that my heart felt like it might jump out of my chest. I immediately forgot about trying to act cool and felt a strong impulse to see her.
I had a feeling that maybe seeing a ghost who looked like me could help me unravel the mystery of my amnesia.
"I can't, there are restrictions in that room. I can't go in, I can only occasionally catch a glimpse through the crack in the door," the hanged man said with a frustrated expression.
"Is that so? Then does she never come out of that room?" I asked persistently, thinking that if she could come out of that room, I could see her. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to easily step into that man's room to find her.
"Sister, to be honest with you, that female ghost who looks exactly like you, she's like a puppet, never moving. It's really strange. Sister, do you think she might be an idiot?" The male ghost gossiped, leaning in closer to me and whispering even more quietly.
"Ugh, you're the idiot!" I immediately got angry, thinking to myself, she looks exactly like my sister, and my sister has amnesia again. Maybe that's her lost soul. How dare you call my sister an idiot? You're the real idiot.
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, please don't be angry, sister." When the hanged man saw that I was angry, he was so scared that his legs started shaking again. It seems that he is really afraid of arrogance.
"Hmph, let me teach you one more thing. Don't talk nonsense about people in the future. It's very unethical behavior." I pointed at his nose and started lecturing again, but in my heart, I was thinking about how to get close to that female ghost who looks just like me.
"Yes, yes, yes, sister. Can you forgive me now?" hanged man I really want to give myself a slap now. I was so interested in the secret he told me, but I said the wrong thing and angered him. All my previous efforts were in vain. Can I not be annoyed?
"Well, let me think about it. Oh, I've got it. I'm currently in need of a runner. If you become my servant and help me inquire about ghostly matters, I'll let you off." After some thought, I feel like I can't let this guy off easily. He disturbed my rest and called me an idiot.
"Okay, okay, okay, as long as sister commands, I will definitely go through fire and water to get it done." Without saying a word, Male ghost nodded in agreement.
Seeing that he agreed, the first task I gave him was to always keep an eye on the female ghost who looked just like me.
After sending away the hanged man, I carefully checked the bedding in the room before daring to lie down. After resting for a while, I felt a bit better. I realized my body was too dirty and I couldn't go without washing, so I gritted my teeth and got up, heading straight to the bathroom.
I turned on the shower, adjusted the water temperature, and started to enjoy a comfortable bath. It took about an hour to get clean. I was very dirty, covered in mud and the smell of gasoline, and I couldn't wash quickly. The shirt wasn't dirty, so I just washed it casually.
After washing up, I walked out of the bathroom naked, planning to just cover myself with a blanket and sleep. Unexpectedly, as soon as I came out, I saw a neatly arranged set of underwear and a pure white dress on the bed.
I was stunned. Could it be a gift from Shen Chen?
He still has some humanity, and his character is commendable. My opinion of him has slightly improved.
I happily admired the brand new underwear and evening gown. They caught my eye and felt good to the touch. I'm not sure what brand they are, but they definitely don't feel like ordinary street goods. They seem like the legendary limited edition.
"Ah—"
Just as I picked up the bra to try it on, a cockroach fell out, which scared me so much that I immediately screamed and ran out the door.
I'm actually very brave, but for some reason, I'm especially afraid of cockroaches, especially after seeing a post on WeChat that says you can't just kill a cockroach, otherwise its eggs won't die and will continue to reproduce.
Just imagine, killing one cockroach and then a swarm of cockroaches coming out, it's really terrifying!
"Bang..."
Just my luck, the roof leaks during the continuous rain. At this very moment, Shen Chen suddenly appears at my door, and I bump straight into him, as if I'm about to throw myself into his arms.
Sure, here is the translation of the input:
"Sure enough, I then heard the sharp and indifferent mockery of Shen Chen: 'What, you missed me after not seeing me for a while? You really have the potential of a slut!'
"'Only a ghost would miss you. I only lose my composure when I see the disgusting cockroach.'"
Jumping down from Shen Chen, I carefully covered Second Ring Road with my hand, then bent over to block the next loop, staring nervously at Xiaoqiang next to the bra in the room.
"You say my Xiaoqiang is annoying, and I generously let you have it to relieve your boredom. It's really a waste of This head's kindness."
Shen Chen has a pair of beautiful eyebrows and speaks with a cold and deep gaze. With a quick movement, he takes out a remote control from somewhere and also grabs a jade box. With a press of the remote control, Xiaoqiang quickly crawls into the jade box.
"Do you... do you like playing with cockroaches?"
I didn't expect his hobby to be so bizarre. I was so surprised that I forgot to cover my chest with my hand. I raised a finger and pointed at the cockroach box in Shen Chen's hand, saying something in disbelief.
As I watched, my charm leaked out halfway. Shen Chen's sexy Adam's apple rolled, and a layer of emotion seemed to cover his deep eyes. He said in a low, hoarse voice, "Woman, are you trying to seduce me!"
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