" Lord Hanguang, you're finally back!"
"What has happened?"
"It's... it's Senior Wei."
Just back from the discussion conference, Lan Wangji arrived at the Jing Shi and saw Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi crouching like two mushrooms at the door. Their anxious appearance must be because something happened to Wei Wuxian.
"Wei Ying! I'm back, open the door."
"I won't! Lan Zhan don't come in!"
Listening to Wei Wuxian's vigorous voice, it should not be a problem. Lan Wangji instantly relaxed and turned his head to look at the little Shuangbi with a puzzled expression.
"Senior Wei, he, he..."
"Sizhui, stop stuttering, let me tell. Lord Hanguang, today Senior Wei took me and Sizhui to the back mountain to play, and we encountered a rabbit we had never seen before, with a shining white fur. Senior Wei said that the rabbit seemed to have gained intelligence, so he wanted to catch it to take a closer look. But not only did he fail to catch the rabbit, he also got bitten by it, and then... and then..."
"What next?"
"Then Senior Wei turned into a rabbit!"
"How did he turn into a rabbit?"
"I can't explain it in a few words. You'd better go in and see for yourself."
"Well, Lord Hanguang, Senior Wei refuses to come out, and we haven't even had dinner tonight."
Lan Sizhui took out the food box behind him and handed it to Lan Wangji. As soon as he took it, Lan Wangji felt a warmth, which must have been kept warm by Lan Sizhui's spiritual power. He nodded to Xiao Shuang Bi, indicating that they should temporarily withdraw and only come back to comfort him when they couldn't see anyone.
"Wei Ying, open the door."
"I won't!"
"You haven't had dinner yet, be obedient."
"I won't! Lan Zhan, you should sleep in the guest room tonight, no, you've been sleeping there these days."
Lan Wangji had intended to coax (deceive) him with gentle words, but Wei Wuxian wanted to drive him to the guest room, which touched his bottom line. After all, every day is every day, one day less, one hour less, one minute less, that doesn't count as every day.
Based on his understanding of his own partner, Wei Wuxian always forgets to lock the side door connected to the Jing Shi, so he went to the side door. Sure enough, just as the side door made the sound of opening, Wei Wuxian remembered this, and hurried to get out of bed to lock the door, but it was already too late.
"Wei Ying, you..."
Lan Wangji froze in place, his pupils widening in shock, while Wei Wuxian, with one leg still on the bed, also stood there dumbfounded.
"Ah! Lan Zhan! Didn't I tell you not to come in!"
Lan Wangji was a little confused. Was the person with two rabbit ears on their head and a red nose really his beloved Wei Wuxian? Just as he was about to speak, he saw Wei Wuxian turn around and burrow into the blankets, but his round little bottom was still sticking out. What was even stranger was that a tuft of white fur had sprouted at the base of his spine, now pressed tightly against his buttocks due to his shy demeanor.
What's going on with this cuteness!
"Wei Ying, come out quickly, don't stay cooped up."
"I'm not coming out! I won't come out!"
Lan Wangji pulled a few times without any effect. Helpless, he resorted to using his killer move against Ancestor Yiling. With a light "pat," he gently tapped the buttocks, making a loud sound.
"Ah! Lan Zhan! Didn't I say not to casually hit my butt? You're being naughty!"
This move had an immediate effect. Just now, Wei Wuxian, who was hiding and unwilling to come out, suddenly came out with a swish, glaring at Lan Wangji with puffed cheeks, looking even more adorable. Unable to resist, Lan Wangji pulled him into his arms, and Wei Wuxian leaned into him.
" Jingyi, tell us about the time you encountered an enlightened rabbit."
"Mm."
"So you're saying..."
"I was bitten by that little rabbit brat and got some of its enchantment. Look at me now, turning into this half-human half-rabbit appearance. How can I face people like this! Hmph!"
When Wei Wuxian spoke, the pair of rabbit ears would perk up and then droop down, and Lan Wangji could feel the rabbit tail behind Wei Wuxian flicking a few times when he spoke angrily.
What to do, in Lan Wangji's eyes, this kind of Wei Wuxian is simply adorable to the point of breaking family rules!
"Is there a solution?"
"No need for a solution, just wait for the illusion to dissipate, and it will naturally be gone."
"That's fine."
"How can it be fine! I, the mighty Ancestor Yiling, how can I become so soft and easily bullied? I am very fierce!"
Lan Wangji seriously doubted Wei Wuxian's self-awareness. Anyone who sees this puffed-up, glaring, watery-eyed figure now would not associate the word "fierce" with him.
"I won't go out these days, I'll wait until the illusion is gone before making any plans."
"Well, that's the only option now. I was planning to take Sizhui Jingyi night hunting tomorrow."
The little rabbit drooped again. Lan Wangji reached out to touch its head, but now Wei Wuxian had two rabbit ears on his head, so when Lan Wangji touched it, he touched the rabbit ears as well. Well, strictly speaking, he rubbed them.
"Ah~"
Both of them were shocked, especially Wei Wuxian, whose face turned red. It's worth noting that such a teasing and affectionate voice only comes out when Lan Wangji has pushed him to a certain point.
Lan Wangji instantly understood. Rabbit ears are naturally sensitive, and when transferred to a human, they become a sensitive spot. Wei Wuxian, who is familiar with the characteristics of spirits and monsters, naturally also thought of this.
So, Wei Wuxian saw Lan Wangji's gaze becoming deeper and thirstier. Knowing Lan Wangji well, this was not a safe signal.
" Lan Zhan, how about... you sleep in the guest room tonight... I..."
"I haven't been home for two days."
"Uh..."
"Last time you asked me to buy Emperor's Smile, and you still owe me twice."
"This... Lan Zhan, you must be tired from attending the meeting. I'll go to the sleeping quarters, you should rest early..."
Before she could even finish the word "rest," the little rabbit who was about to run away was caught by the big bad wolf, who sealed her lips with a kiss, and in just a few moments, they both fell into the gentle embrace of the bed.
What is meant by "desire to ascend to immortality and desire to die"? This night, both Ancestor Yiling and Lord Hanguang had a profound understanding. Of course, the direction of "desire to ascend to immortality and desire to die" seems to be somewhat different.
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