“Ding! ... Scanning detected ... Dimension Information Pheromone Collector activated!”
“Ding! ... Complying with Divine System regulations ...”
“Ding! ... Carbon-Based Lifeform physiological scan ...”
“Ding! ... Carbon-Based Lifeform physiological scan complete, initiating deep scan for genetic code DNA identification ... Scan complete ... Beginning assessment ...”
“Ding! ... Large-scale scan complete, Warning! Warning! Divine System alert: System energy insufficient to complete scanning of this Dimension type Star System, namely the Solar System range. Please replenish System energy as soon as possible, or the System will enter a state of paralysis ...”
“Ding! Initiating logical assessment: Ding! ... Belongs to this Dimension, under the jurisdiction of the Galaxy System, within the type Star System — Solar System, Terrestrial Planet Carbon-Based Lifeform ... Scan complete ... Naming complete ... Code ...”
“Ding! Final assessment, due to insufficient System energy, initiating scan ... half of the Terrestrial Planet ...”
“Alert: System has been bound, would you like to activate the Divine System ...”
“Please make the most accurate judgment within thirty seconds, yes, no ...”
“Given that the host is in a state of logical confusion and unable to make an accurate judgment, the Divine System will initiate auxiliary logical assessment, ding ...”
“Ding! Divine System activated!”
...
“Hey! It's your turn! What are you waiting for? Are you going in or not? We're waiting to collect money and cook for the kids, so stop wasting time here!” The voice of Gundam blared at a hundred and twenty decibels like a broadcast.
Ye Kai, in a daze, felt someone pushing him, the tone laced with impatience and a hint of resentment.
When he finally opened his eyes in a daze, he realized that there was no one left in front of him. He shook his head vigorously, hurriedly stepped forward, and fumbled to take out his bank card while reminding himself not to panic.
After withdrawing some money, he quickly ran down the street, stopping only to grab two servings of fried food from a few shops near the district entrance, then hurried home without looking back.
...
Jing City, the capital of the motherland, is known as a super metropolis that encompasses everything.
Countless young men and women, regardless of their regional accents, come here for a chance to get rich overnight, but they can also find themselves in the pitiful and tragic situation of losing everything in an instant.
Our dear and unfortunate Mr. Ye Kai hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in quite some time.
Although he often stays up late, what on earth is going on?
His mind is constantly filled with chaotic 'ding ding' sounds. Sure, let it ring; at most it’s just noise at around forty or fifty decibels. He could pretend it’s just someone buzzing in his ear.
But this has been going on for seven days!
Is there no end to it?
Just when he thought he could enjoy a peaceful morning without noise while preparing to take out some money, it rang again!!!
“Activate, activate! I’ll activate you, damn it!!!”
“Come out if you dare! I’ll make sure you can’t take care of yourself! I’ll smash your teeth, break your legs, and fracture your ribs! You’ll spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair…”
Ye Kai was going crazy.
Well, if he were the Ye Kai from September Eagle Flight, at least he could use Li Tama's flying knives. But in reality?
Ye Kai was just a half-Otaku, and not even the kind that could grasp various black technologies on his own. He was merely a slacker, living off his meager existence, with his only interests being playing games, watching movies, and occasionally indulging in some other activities.
Ever since his neighbor Wu Lao Er had a fight with his wife, who was built like a mountain, and threw all sorts of bottles and jars around, Ye Kai had become an innocent victim caught in the crossfire. The buzzing noise that had been echoing in his mind never ceased.
With his anger reaching a boiling point, Ye Kai couldn't care less anymore. He started cursing loudly until his throat felt like it was on fire. Finally stopping to take a deep breath, he grabbed the cup on the table and began gulping down water.
"Ding! The Divine System is now activating..."
"Ugh... cough cough cough..."
Ye Kai was losing it. What the hell was this nonsense? At first, he thought he had hit the jackpot with the arrival of the Supreme Deity, believing he could unleash all kinds of black technology and attract various women. But after putting in so much effort, he ended up with nothing.
Great!
Now it was finally activated—how wonderful! Ye Kai laughed in anger as he wiped the water from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve. "Damn it! You better hurry up and activate fully, then tell me why you made me go through this for seven... a whole seven! Seven! I bought a watch last year..."
Whatever! Ye Kai didn't really believe it anymore. In fact, he was already preparing to make an appointment with a neurologist and a psychologist...
"Ding! The Divine System is at your service, Lord God."
A gender-neutral voice echoed through the room.
“Pfft!”
Ye Kai just brought the water to his lips when he spat it out. “What the hell was that?”
“Esteemed Lord God, the Divine System is at your service.”
The neutral voice continued, sounding like an electronic synthesis.
“I’m asking you why you’ve been messing around for seven days. I haven’t had a decent sleep in all that time. You damn bastard, tell me what you want me to do! What… what have you done to me? Just spill it all…”
Ye Kai’s anger surged by three hundred percent once again.
His face, which was originally delicate and reminiscent of an ancient scholar, had turned beet red, and his eyes seemed ready to burst into flames. The blood vessels were nearly covering the whites of his eyes.
“Identifying the compatible subject, belonging to Carbon-Based Lifeform… Initiating gene scan… Searching… Divine System component fragments are scattered and missing… Complete initialization failed… Activating recognition program…”
“Binding cell and soul codes, sampling… Complete… Initializing gene database…”
“Confirmation complete… Binding Subject gene… Complete… Codename: Supreme Deity…”
“Completion… Initializing Supreme Deity body… Complete… Initializing Dimension Information Pheromone Collector and its Multifunctional Neural Network Environmental Simulation Component… Complete…”
“Initializing defense and warfare System, ding… Failure…”
“Initializing Biochemical Laboratory, ding… Partially complete…”
“Initialization of Intelligent Lifeform Assistance Mode... Complete…”
“Constructing voice data model... Complete... Initialization of supplementary energy program components... Complete... Initialization of Level One Technology Base... Ready to activate, ding... Complete…”
“Entering operational status…”
“Ding! Lord God, due to missing components in the Divine System and insufficient energy in the System, please Lord God activate the supplementary energy program components as soon as possible.”
Ye Kai: “…”
He was speechless, truly speechless.
No one could understand what Ye Kai was thinking at that moment.
The series of 'ding ding' sounds had completely stunned him.
It wasn't until more than a minute later that Ye Kai blinked hard, shook his head, and instinctively said, “Activate!”
“Ding! Lord God has confirmed, supplementary energy program components are now activating…”
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