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Chapter 181: A Beauty in Front, But Can't Find a Condom
After five days of recovery, aside from two severely injured members of Dragon Hall, the remaining ninety injured individuals were able to move freely. This was quite remarkable considering they all had attained at least Level Eight in their martial arts. If they had been ordinary people, they would have likely succumbed to their injuries long ago.
However, despite this progress, Ye Huan felt a sense of dissatisfaction—not towards the members of Dragon Hall, but towards himself. Indeed, after absorbing the generous gift from Eastern Japan Fusang, which contained the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Energy, the strength of the Dragon Hall members had significantly increased. Yet Ye Huan, as a Sixth-Level Practitioner, felt comparatively weak.
But even if Ye Huan could elevate himself to a Seventh-Level Summoner or even an Eighth-Level Summoner, what difference would it make? The summoned entities would still be nothing more than the most ordinary Arms from the Twenty-First Century. Thus, during these past few days, Ye Huan had meticulously studied the Summoning Book. He aimed to verify his previous hypotheses, such as whether he could manipulate the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Energy to alter the appearance of the summoned Arms.
Surprisingly, after several experiments and utilizing the unique Divine Sense of a Cultivator, he managed to trace how the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Energy formed Arms after leaving the Summoning Book. Unfortunately, the formation process was incredibly rapid; controlling this energy to change its shape would require slowing down the summoning process by at least ten times.
Slowing down the process by ten times might sound simple in theory, but in practice, it was immensely challenging. Ye Huan believed he simply couldn't achieve it…
"Damn it! Not being able to change the appearance of summoned Arms is like having a beautiful woman in front of you but not being able to find a condom!" He cursed under his breath as he put away the Summoning Book. Frustrated, he left his room and happened to spot Yang Guangyao, who had finally grown some hair on his head after two months.
It was somewhat strange; at that moment, Yang Guangyao was about ten meters away from Ye Huan's room with his back turned. He walked on tiptoes with slightly bent arms, moving cautiously as if he were sneaking around. If it weren't for Ye Huan's exceptional hearing, he might not have even noticed Yang Guangyao's presence.
'Could it be that this guy was just hiding outside my door spying on me?'
Surprised by Yang Guangyao's posture, Ye Huan's mind raced with possibilities. He mimicked Yang Guangyao's stealthy movements and approached him silently. Soon enough, he reached Yang Guangyao's back and gently tapped him on the shoulder.
Imagine how one would feel when suddenly tapped on the shoulder in complete silence with no one around—instinctively, Yang Guangyao jumped in shock and shivered for a moment before stiffly turning around. His eyes met Ye Huan’s, and an awkward expression spread across his face.
Seeing Yang Guangyao's reaction confirmed Ye Huan's guess. He couldn't help but chuckle and asked, "What's up? You’re a Ninth-Level Practitioner now; why are you sneaking around like a thief? Come on! What brings you over here?"
“Young Master, I wouldn’t have become a Ninth-Level Practitioner without your help. As for why I’m here…”
Bitter Melon’s face fell, and Yang Guangyao stopped mid-sentence, clearly not wanting to continue. However, when he saw Ye Huan’s expression gradually turn serious, he hurriedly added, “It’s the brothers from Dragon Hall who sent me to check on you. They’re worried you might take all the blame for the injuries sustained by Dragon Hall members in this battle…”
Hearing Yang Guangyao’s words, an unexpected warmth surged in Ye Huan’s heart. After spending several days locked away in his room studying the forms of Heaven and Earth Spiritual Energy, he realized he hadn’t stepped outside for quite some time. It was evident that Yang Guangyao wasn’t lying; he must have come to check on him out of concern.
Ye Huan gave Yang Guangyao a small smile and decided not to hide anything from him. He directly told him about his plan to visit Zuo Yi and advised him to stay vigilant while guarding Beiyuan City. Although no one in the Nine Provinces would dare provoke Dragon Hall at this point, it was always better to be cautious.
After receiving Ye Huan’s instructions, Yang Guangyao nodded heavily and then strode off. He remained unaware that Ye Huan had clenched his open palm into a fist, determination brewing within him. No matter what, he couldn’t allow Dragon Hall members to suffer such severe casualties again in future battles!
Summoning the Apache Attack Helicopter, Ye Huan leaped into the cockpit. With a roar of engines, he flew from Beiyuan City toward Tianyue City…
……
Tianyue City had undergone significant changes over the past two months. Utilizing the wealth gained from war and undergoing reconstruction, it could easily be called the second capital of Huaxia. The area had expanded to twice its original size, and the once-dilapidated southern city wall had been fully restored and extended by another two thousand meters, truly becoming the stronghold of Dragon Hall.
Even when Ye Huan arrived above Tianyue City, he almost didn’t recognize it as Tian Yue. It wasn’t until he landed the Apache Attack Helicopter in front of the city lord's mansion that familiar buildings brought him back to reality.
As soon as he jumped out of the helicopter and touched down, Ye Huan was surprised to see a plaque hanging on the city lord's mansion with just two words: ‘Dragon Hall’!
Wondering if Zuo Yi and the others were behind this, he shook his head helplessly and walked through the grand purple-red gates of the mansion. There he encountered Zuo Yi approaching him with a broad smile on his face. His previously gaunt belly now had a slight roundness to it, hinting at a trend towards Weiyang's plump physique.
“I must say, Ye Huan… your Apache helicopter is quite eye-catching! When will you get me one?”
In just two months apart, Zuo Yi immediately embraced Ye Huan upon seeing him again. His eyes kept glancing toward where the Apache Attack Helicopter was parked, revealing unmasked envy that Ye Huan noticed without fail.
Playfully punching Zuo Yi’s chest, Ye Huan thought about how giving Zuo Yi an Apache wouldn’t be difficult given their solid friendship. However, considering its destructive potential, if he accidentally pressed the wrong button, Tianyue City could face disaster. Thus, Ye Huan smiled and replied, “You shouldn’t hold your breath for something like that; if it doesn’t work out, I can get you a Type 99 main battle tank next time…”
“Really?”
Excitedly, Zuo Yi rubbed his hands nervously. After all, while the Type 99 main battle tank might not be of much use to Ye Huan, driving it through Tianyue City would surely attract countless admiring glances from beautiful women. This was what Zuo Yi, as a single man, cared about the most.
"Really!"
Understanding Zuo Yi's hidden thoughts perfectly, Ye Huan decided to act on impulse. He took out the Summoning Book and summoned a Type 99 main battle tank right in the courtyard of the Dragon Hall Headquarters in Tianyue City. Then he turned his head and smiled at Zuo Yi, asking, "Zuo Yi, can I go in now?"
With Ye Huan's reminder, Zuo Yi suddenly realized they were still standing at the entrance. A hint of embarrassment flashed across his face as he suppressed the urge to rush to the tank immediately and gestured for Ye Huan to enter.
Following Zuo Yi, Ye Huan stepped into what should have been the lord's residence of Tianyue City, the Dragon Hall Headquarters. He noticed that Zuo Yi must have put a lot of thought into constructing this Dragon Hall; its layout was designed according to ancient principles, with a front court and back garden, left ancestral shrine and right community hall. Although the rooms were empty, it was clear that this followed the standards for building a royal palace! What surprised Ye Huan even more was that as they walked further, he spotted the Nine Dragon Flag fluttering in the wind, symbolizing an emperor.
Feeling that Ye Huan was walking unusually slowly in front of him, Zuo Yi turned around in surprise. Following Ye Huan's gaze, he saw the Nine Dragon Flag and his expression changed instantly. Trying to cover up his surprise, he said, "Ye Huan, you saw it too. I heard that Princess Zhao Ziyu might come to inspect Tianyue City soon, so I had someone prepare this for her. What do you think?"
Noticing Zuo Yi's unusual expression, Ye Huan felt something was off but figured Zuo Yi wouldn't have any rebellious thoughts. Thus, he nodded and continued following Zuo Yi toward the Main Hall of the Dragon Hall.
After a while, once they entered the Main Hall of the Dragon Hall Headquarters, Ye Huan found a chair and sat down without any formalities. He directly stated his intention: he planned to select about a thousand professionals from among those in military service to undergo a series of training sessions arranged by him. The goal was to quickly deploy them to the battlefield—on one hand to replenish Dragon Hall's casualties and on the other hand to expand its forces.
As Ye Huan continuously shared his thoughts with Zuo Yi, he seemed to forget one crucial detail: due to Ye Huan's impulsive approach in attacking Beiyuan City and the ongoing conflicts lately, no one within Huaxia knew about what had happened just days ago in Beiyuan City. Therefore, when Zuo Yi heard that thirty members of Dragon Hall had died and ninety were injured, he could no longer sit still. He stood up abruptly, shock written all over his face as he asked Ye Huan:
"Ye Huan, is what you said true? As far as I know, members of Dragon Hall are all at least Eighth-Level Practitioners after numerous battles; how could anyone injure them?"
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