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That night, Li Xiaonan chatted and laughed with Luna, sharing his experiences one by one. When he mentioned Fairy Island, he even took out a Ceramic Flute and began to play it.
Luna smiled dreamily, feeling like the happiest woman in the world.
“Luna, this place is truly strange. It may not be real, but everything feels so genuine,” Li Xiaonan said, staring at the Ceramic Flute in his hands.
“For us of the Green Fairy Trace, the spiritual world is the true world.”
Li Xiaonan chuckled softly, “I understand now. Once, Zhuang Zhou dreamed he was a butterfly, flitting about as a butterfly does. He was unaware of his own transformation! Suddenly awakening, he found himself as Zhuang Zhou again. But did Zhuang Zhou dream he was a butterfly? Or did the butterfly dream it was Zhuang Zhou? There must be a distinction between them. This is what we call transformation.”
Luna paused for a moment, her eyes sparkling with admiration. “A gentleman like you, not only handsome and musically talented but also well-versed in poetry and eloquent in speech, with such profound insights into life…”
Li Xiaonan involuntarily looked up; her words sounded familiar. It seemed reminiscent of something from high school used to describe wealthy and handsome men: “A man like him writes well, understands music, can compose poetry and paint, speaks elegantly, and has so many insights into life…”
Of course, there was a follow-up line that made many laugh back then: “Actually, I can take on ten by myself.”
He wondered what this Fat Girl intended to say next.
“I can… I can bear you… a whole bunch of children like that…”
Pfft… That would leave me utterly exhausted…
Li Xiaonan cleared his throat as a warm ray of sunlight pierced through the thin mist into the room. He quickly stood up and said, “Luna, I need to go collect some dew!”
With a swift motion, Li Xiaonan dashed out of the wooden house.
The scene outside left him momentarily stunned, as the sky was filled with Sprites. They were joyfully busy in the woods, each holding a small crystal vial, and several Green Fairy Traces seemed to intentionally fly high past him, revealing the enchanting spring scenery.
Li Xiaonan rubbed his nose and touched the corner of his mouth, chuckling foolishly for a moment. He snapped his fingers, and a gust of wind swept through, bringing with it the dew from the leaves, all flying towards Li Xiaonan.
"Wow! Look how amazing he is!"
"So handsome! So handsome!"
"Don't get your hopes up; he's the man favored by Your Majesty."
"Look, look! He's looking at me! He smiled at me! I'm going to die!" A green-patterned silver-winged Green Fairy Trace fell from the sky, and with a Carefree Fan in hand, Li Xiaonan caught her steadily.
The little Green Fairy Trace fainted with a blissful expression.
Li Xiaonan rubbed his nose, a lewd smile spreading across his face.
Is my charm really that great?
It could almost be described as captivating the masses! Why isn't there anything like this in the Cultivation world? Is it just for these Sprites? Ah, never mind; I should find a way to deal with Ni Zhi first.
He performed a series of hand gestures, and hundreds of empty jade vials filled with elixirs flew out from his hands, guiding the dew into the bottles. In no time, he had collected all the dew in the forest.
"Woo woo woo... If I can't drink dew today, he will definitely give all the dew to Your Majesty."
"Don't cry, Beibei; you'll have some to drink tomorrow!" another Green Fairy Trace comforted.
"I don't want that! I want to drink now! Woo woo woo!"
Every movement in the forest did not escape Li Xiaonan's keen eyes and ears.
He collected all the jade bottles and swiftly appeared before the one named Beibei, a Green Fairy Trace.
With one hand, he caught the tears that were falling from her eyes and smiled, "What beautiful droplets! Thank you for your gift; this is for you!" He then handed another jade bottle to Beibei with his other hand.
Beibei was taken aback, her face flushed with excitement as she quickly embraced the jade bottle. She struggled to flap her wings; indeed, the bottle was a bit large for a Green Fairy Trace.
"You are a good person! Welcome to be my Green Fairy Trace King!" Beibei said, holding the jade bottle and awkwardly bowing.
Li Xiaonan chuckled softly.
Green Fairy Trace King? That means I would have to marry that Fat Girl; no way! It's better to slip away!
"Um... Li Young Master, could you give me a bottle too?" Xiaoqian asked, lightly biting her finger as she flew in front of Li Xiaonan.
Li Xiaonan felt a surge of amusement; he hadn't expected all the Green Fairy Traces to be such little gluttons. He then took out all the jade bottles and called out, "Green Fairy Trace ladies, come down and share!" He casually picked up one jade bottle, thought about their grand figures, and then grabbed two more before flying towards the wooden house.
"You are the boy my daughter likes!" As soon as Li Xiaonan entered the house, he was greeted by an overwhelming fragrance.
When he finally saw clearly, he couldn't help but be startled.
Beauty! Absolutely a Beauty! Tsk tsk tsk, that figure—curvaceous and alluring—especially that ample bosom which instantly dazzled his eyes.
"Excuse me... may I ask you..."
The Beauty flapped her wings behind her and gracefully turned to sit at the white long table opposite the princess bed. Her fair thighs swayed enticingly, leaving Li Xiaonan feeling dizzy.
"I? My name is Mitasia. You were supposed to collect the dew for Luna, right? How did you end up giving all the dew to other Green Fairy Traces in the blink of an eye?"
That lazy voice scratched at Li Xiaonan's heart like a little cat, making him wish he could dig out his heart right then and there to scratch it.
"Better to share joy than to enjoy alone! Besides, the sweet dew should be fresh to taste good, right? Luna, here are three bottles of dew I just collected." Just as Li Xiaonan was about to hand them over, Mitasia snatched them away.
She tilted her head back and sighed, "Ah... so refreshing! You're not bad, kid. My daughter will marry you!" Her dark green curls cascaded lazily over her bare shoulders.
"Your... Your Majesty..."
Li Xiaonan blinked in surprise, Inner Thoughts: Your Majesty? Could this Mitasia be the former Empress?
What the heck! How did those genes work? If Mom looks that good, how could her daughter end up like this?
Li Xiaonan stole a glance at the Fat Girl on the bed and couldn't help but sigh.
"Hey! Why aren't you saying anything? What's wrong with my daughter?" Mitasia raised an eyebrow.
Li Xiaonan suddenly felt as if he were being pricked by needles all over.
Is this what a Mental Power attack feels like? Goodness! I need to be careful; otherwise, I won't even know how I died.
"No, no! Miss Luna is perfect in every way; it's just... I already have a wife..." It's just that she's too fat! This far exceeds the range of being merely plump; it's unbearable.
Mitasia laughed heartily. "What's so difficult about that? Isn't polygamy common in the Starry Illusion Continent? If Luna wants to be with you, then let her!"
Li Xiaonan suddenly felt overwhelmed and awkwardly replied, "Isn't that inappropriate? Luna is the Green Fairy Queen; she should stay in Green Fairy Trail and not wander around with me..."
Luna became anxious upon hearing this. "It's okay... I can give birth to the new Empress early... then I can follow you..." She flapped her patterned silver wings and skillfully took flight, moving up and down as she approached Li Xiaonan.
"Fat Girl, don't come over!"
"No way! I'm going to unleash my trump card!"
"Actually, it's not that I don't want to marry Luna, it's just that... right now I'm in a precarious situation, and the immortal has trapped me on the Spirit Platform..."
Before he could finish, Mitasia interrupted, "What's so difficult about it? Luna, let's go out and take that guy down, let's have some fun with the Idiot!"
Li Xiaonan's mouth dropped open in shock.
This pace is too fast... It's not that I lack confidence, but suddenly having such a strange race appear out of nowhere, insisting on making the Empress my wife—no normal person would believe this!
Even if the Empress is an unwanted chubby girl... it shouldn't be like this. If we're talking about candidates, wouldn't that Transgender Fairy outside be more suitable? In terms of looks, he has a more feminine appearance and is definitely handsome. As for strength, he's an immortal. I really don't understand what these two girls are thinking.
"Let's go!" Mitasia grabbed Li Xiaonan with one hand and Fat Girl with the other.
Li Xiaonan blinked, looking at the familiar Azure Mist enveloping the Spirit Platform Jade Bed, murmuring, "So it was just a dream..."
"Dream my foot!"
Li Xiaonan was startled as a fragrant breeze wafted into his nose. He slowly turned his head in surprise and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh! How did you get in here?"
"Hmph! There's no place in the spiritual realm that we Green Fairy Trace can't go!" Mitasia proudly lifted her head. "This tiny barrier is nothing for Luna!"
Luna nodded, extending her strong arms. With her two chubby hands, she brushed a butterfly seal in the air while producing strange yet enchanting melodies.
"Bang!"
It felt as if something had cracked open.
Li Xiaonan's face lit up with joy as he clearly sensed the restraining force vanish completely!
He shifted his consciousness back into his body and broke through Ni Zhi's little world with a single palm.
Yes! I'm escaping from this marriage! I refuse to marry Fat Girl!
The dirt pile collapsed all around him as he shook his head, and in front of him stood two familiar figures: Ni Zhi and Mo Changqing.
How strange, why is this guy here?
Oh! It must be Ice Maiden who called him here. Looks like Mo Changqing is not up to the task!
You guys take your time fighting; I'm out of here!
Li Xiaonan quickly took off in a chosen direction.
However, as soon as he moved, Ni Zhi and Mo Changqing simultaneously stepped forward to block his path.
What the heck!
Do you really have to be this in sync? Anyone who doesn't know would think you two are best buddies!
"What... what do you want... I won't give in to you..." Li Xiaonan stammered, retreating cautiously, while a strand of his consciousness slipped into the Spirit Platform.
"Hey? Where did the Fat Girl and the Beauty go?"
"Damn! They bailed on me at the last minute! Weren't they supposed to help me take them down?"
"Hmph! As if we were planning to assault you!" Ni Zhi scoffed, curling his lip.
Li Xiaonan's bright eyes shifted, and she smiled, "Hehe! You two, I only have one person here. Are you planning to team up against me? I'm worried there won't be enough to go around. Why don't you continue fighting? The winner can talk to me afterward."
"Hmph! Do you think we're fools?" Ni Zhi's gaze flicked to Mo Changqing beside him, thinking: If I go after Li Xiaonan, he might stab me in the back. That would definitely be a disaster.
He said lightly, "Mo, now that we're in this realm, as the saying goes, 'the sky is high and the emperor is far away.' Why don't we join forces to take down this little brat?"
Mo Changqing frowned. He understood Ni Zhi's hidden meaning perfectly. If they set aside their previous affiliations and worked together, they could split the spoils after defeating her.
He wasn't stupid; he wouldn't take it at face value. Ni Zhi was a whole level above him—taking him out would be as easy as chopping vegetables. Thus, he devised a plan to fish in troubled waters: "That sounds perfect!"
Li Xiaonan was furious inside. In novels, the male lead usually just had to say a few words, and the boss would start fighting, allowing him to reap the benefits. Why wasn't it working for me?
Ni Zhi and Mo Changqing exchanged glances and struck together.
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