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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter 22: I Haven't Read Much, So Don't Deceive Me
Kong Xuan rolled over and pressed Tang Zisu down lightly. "Why were you humming all night last night?"
"I... I dreamed of fighting a monster. It was incredible; that monster had such long teeth and such a thick tail. Shu Que Wu Pan."
"Oh? Why were you humming so... intensely while fighting the monster?"
Intensely my foot! Tang Zisu's face turned red, but she calmly replied, "Goddess, you probably misheard. You should get your ears checked today."
"Well, by the way, may I ask who you are and how you ended up on my bed?"
Tang Zisu was practically excited. "I, this is my bed; you are on my bed."
Kong Xuan frowned and thought for a moment. "Yours? Why did you bring me home? Are you trying to take advantage of me?"
Tang Zisu nearly wanted to scratch the wall. "Goddess, look clearly; I am also a woman. What advantage can a woman take from another woman?"
"Why can't women take advantage of women?"
Tang Zisu wanted to bang her head against the wall this time. "I'm not talking to you anymore. If you're into girls, I'm not interested. Get off me; what are you doing clinging to me like this? It's shameless."
Kong Xuan looked at Tang Zisu, whose face was flushed and pouting, feeling extremely happy. He continued to tease her, "Who are you?"
Tang Zisu suddenly remembered that Kong Xuan had said last night that he had a poor memory; this was indeed intermittent amnesia. With that thought, Tang Zisu felt mischievous and replied, "My name is Tang Zisu, and I am your Husband."
Sure enough, Beauty was taken aback. "Husband? Can a woman be a Husband to another woman? I haven't read much, so don't trick me."
Tang Zisu laughed and twisted her body playfully. "Since women can take advantage of women, why can't a woman be a Husband to another woman?"
Kong Xuan thought for a moment and moved even closer. "Then doesn't that make me your Husband too?"
Even if Tang Zisu was slow on the uptake, she felt something was off. She twisted her body in an attempt to create some distance from Kong Xuan. "Alright, no more teasing. Get up."
"Where can you hide? On the ground? Come on, give your Husband a kiss."
Kong Xuan's cherry-red lips were just inches away. If Tang Zisu were still the little handsome guy from back then, he would have lost control and kissed her fiercely. But now, in this state, how could he?
Not knowing where she found the strength, Tang Zisu pushed Kong Xuan away and jumped up. She gathered her disheveled clothes and fled the room, colliding head-on with Softy.
"High Priestess, wash up and have breakfast."
Tang Zisu didn't look back as she dashed into the small study, crouching against the wall and drawing circles. Damn it, it's not that I'm afraid of being cultured; I'm just afraid of being a queen! I'm a straight man who doesn't want to deal with yuri!
A straight man dealing with yuri? Tang Zisu needed to pick up his intelligence—fine, fine, maybe you don't have any!
The excessive fright completely left Tang Zisu's brain oxygen-deprived, causing the hard sensation pressing against her thigh to flash by and quickly be forgotten.
Lang Ye watched Tang Zisu run out and leisurely stepped inside. He glanced at Kong Xuan, whose hair was disheveled and clothes were in disarray, and couldn't help but click his tongue. "Xuan Xuan, you really are quite the sight."
Kong Xuan didn't care at all; he stretched lazily. "Ahei, are you jealous as a dog?"
"Xuan Xuan, don't forget your current identity, Divine Lady." Lang Ye emphasized the words "Divine Lady," hoping to infuriate Kong Xuan to the point of spitting blood.
"Women are stronger than dogs, Lang Ye. Are you feeling stifled in your current state? Beg me, and if I'm in a good mood, I might think of a way to let you transform into a human and roll over to that crybaby's bed."
"Save it. I like being this mighty and imposing. What about you? What are your plans moving forward?"
Kong Xuan pondered for a moment and replied softly, "I will observe the changes and go with the flow."
"That's like saying nothing at all. Let me ask you, if you regain your powers, what will you do?"
"What will I do?" Kong Xuan repeated, his green eyes seeming to mist over slightly, obscuring his fragile loneliness and confusion.
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