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"Who do you bet will wear the green hat?"
For a moment, Huang Dalong's mind went blank.
He glared at Ma Xiaoli with a fierce look: "Are you going to make me wear the green hat?"
"Hatoyama-kun, how could I?" Ma Xiaoli's face flushed, and she nervously glanced at Huang Dalong, speaking timidly.
"Hehe, did you hear what my woman just said?" Huang Dalong raised his chin slightly, looking arrogant and smug as he laughed, "So, kid, how do we bet?"
From the nervous expression of that woman, Xiao Yun could tell that she was not a good person.
"Let's drink! Whoever loses will wear the green hat!" Xiao Yun sneered.
Upon hearing Xiao Yun's words, Huang Dalong laughed loudly without restraint: "You, a low-class Huaxia person, want to challenge me, an Island Nation person, to a drinking contest? Haha, sure! Just wait and see how I deal with you!"
Huang Dalong recalled that not long ago, he had downed two and a half jin of liquor at a table, leaving everyone else sprawled under the table. The guy in front of him actually dared to challenge him to a drinking contest—wasn't that just asking for trouble?
His tone was filled with disdain for Xiao Yun and was laced with contempt and hostility.
Since he had nothing to do tonight anyway and brought a woman just to find someone to humiliate for fun, he finally caught this kid. In his imagination, he could already see him begging for mercy on his knees.
"Waiter, bring two more bottles of liquor!" Huang Dalong shouted boldly at the waiter.
The waiter brought over the same liquor. Wow, three bottles cost over thirty thousand yuan—rich people are indeed different.
Huang Dalong smiled at the woman and confidently said, "Xiao Li, just wait and see. Soon I'll have this kid lying on the ground barking like a dog. Let's see if I can't crush this Huaxia person!"
Seeing his smug smile was like watching a dog act foolishly. Xiao Yun felt a fire of anger burning within him; he couldn't believe that such lowly characters existed among his fellow Chinese.
It was like a dog putting on a hat, shaking itself, and thinking it was human.
"Hatoyama-kun, I know how impressive you are, Xiaoli is just waiting to see the show!" Ma Xiaoli said, winking at Huang Xiaolong.
In truth, she was well aware that when Huang Dalong came out tonight, he wouldn't have much money on him. He was wandering around the streets, hoping to find a sucker to pay for his food and drinks. Now that he had caught this seemingly rustic guy, Huang Dalong intended to get him drunk and then leave him to foot the bill.
It should be noted that this hotel was run by a local gang leader, someone who would squeeze every last penny from others. If this man couldn't pay up, it would be surprising if he didn't end up in serious trouble.
Hmph...
Indeed, there was no such thing as a good banquet; Xiao Yun could easily see through Huang Dalong's little tricks.
Dealing with such small fry, Xiao Yun had a thousand ways to make him forget his own mother.
Xiao Yun took two large bowls and poured the entire bottle of wine into them—half a pound in each bowl. He didn’t need Huang Dalong to say anything; he lifted his bowl and downed it in one go.
"Drink up!" Then Xiao Yun showed the bottom of his bowl to Huang Dalong and said coldly.
Huang Dalong's pupils constricted sharply, stunned into silence. Wow, this kid is surprisingly straightforward; he just went for it!
Looks like tonight would be entertaining!
"Cheers!" Huang Dalong also flipped his bowl upside down.
The wine worth over six thousand dollars was consumed in one gulp by the two of them. Ma Xiaoli watched in excitement, her eyes sparkling as her chest bounced with enthusiasm. She kept clapping her hands and exclaimed, "Hatoyama-kun, you are amazing!"
With Ma Xiaoli praising him like that, Huang Dalong instantly felt invigorated and asked, "How else should we drink?"
"Just grab a bottle and chug it!"
Xiao Yun directly took a bottle of liquor, opened the cap, and put his mouth to the bottle's opening, gulping it down quickly. In no time, he finished the entire bottle without leaving a drop.
Good liquor is indeed different; it feels refreshing!
He glared fiercely at Huang Dalong and said, "If you don't want to wear a green hat, then drink up!"
Huang Dalong seemed stunned by his intensity. Was this drinking liquor or water? How could this guy drink so much?
But seeing Ma Xiaoli looking at him with eager anticipation, he couldn't refuse. Gritting his teeth, he forced the entire bottle down his throat.
It was likely the first time Huang Dalong had ever drunk so heavily in his life. No matter how good his tolerance was, he couldn't withstand such a fierce chugging. His body swayed, and with a thud, he collapsed onto the table.
"Get more drinks!" Xiao Yun shouted.
The waiter standing nearby was stunned by Xiao Yun's boldness and nervously asked, "Sir, can you still drink?"
Xiao Yun replied impatiently, "If I couldn't drink, would I ask you to bring more? Bring two more bottles. Damn it, it's not like I'm paying for it; I might as well enjoy this good liquor!"
The waiter brought two more bottles. Huang Dalong, lying there with his head spinning, muttered, "Wha... what? You can still... still drink?"
Even Xiao Yun himself didn't understand what was happening; why did this liquor feel so unsatisfying?
Ignoring Huang Dalong's question, Xiao Yun opened both bottles and finished one in one go. Damn, that felt amazing!
Xiao Yun then opened another bottle of wine and placed it in front of Huang Dalong, saying, "Drink!"
"I... I..." Huang Dalong was at a loss for words.
Ma Xiaoli was terrified, trembling all over. This was going to be a disaster; Huang Dalong had intended to get this guy drunk, but how did things turn out like this?
"Sir, Hatoyama-kun really can't drink anymore!" Ma Xiaoli exclaimed, reaching out her hand to stop Xiao Yun.
"Whether he wants to or not, he has to drink!" Xiao Yun forcefully pulled Ma Xiaoli aside.
Without further ado, Xiao Yun grabbed Huang Dalong by the hair, tilting his head back so that his face was facing the sky. With his other hand, he shoved the bottle into his mouth and poured it down his throat.
Splash!
After only half a bottle, Huang Dalong immediately vomited everywhere.
"I... I can't drink anymore!"
"Then you drink for him!" The anger inside Xiao Yun surged as he forced the remaining wine into the mouth of the terrified woman who had turned pale.
Watching the pair of drunken individuals sprawled over the table, Xiao Yun smirked wickedly. He reached out and slapped Huang Dalong's face, saying, "Hey, why aren't you talking?"
Smack...
Xiao Yun slapped him again and asked, "Are you a bastard?"
"Yes... I'm a bastard!" Huang Dalong was already out of it; whatever Xiao Yun said, he just responded accordingly.
Xiao Yun sneered, "Bastard, do you often wear a green hat?"
"I... I often wear a green hat!"
"Get on the ground and bark like a dog for me!"
At that moment, Xiao Yun's gaze was as scorching as the sun, aggressive and intimidating, making it hard for anyone to face him.
Huang Dalong obediently lay down on the ground and started barking, "Woof woof woof!"
Damn,
How could he imitate it so well? This is really too much of a waste of talent for a performance!
"Woof woof woof... I'm a bastard, I'm even worse than a dog..."
Just then, the Waitress brought over a fruit platter. She suddenly saw someone on the ground barking like a dog and was startled, causing her to drop the platter with a loud crash, shattering it.
"It's okay, miss. Since this plate is broken, let this Mr. Huang pay for it. By the way," Xiao Yun suddenly remembered the task that Dead Fatty Wu had given him and asked, "Do you have fruits here? Can I buy some to take back?"
The Waitress kindly replied, "Sir, our fruit prices are twice as expensive as in the supermarket. You won't get a good deal buying them here!"
"It's fine, just pack me two big bags. Charge it to this Mr. Huang!" Xiao Yun said with a smile.
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