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The next morning, when Xiao Yun got up, Boss Lady had already prepared breakfast, waiting for him to eat.
The breakfast was quite lavish, featuring fried eggs, bread, and noodles, which is a standard Huaxia breakfast. Boss Lady smiled charmingly and invited Xiao Yun to sit at the table, saying, "Let's eat together. Don't worry, it's free."
Is there really such a good thing? Xiao Yun glanced at Boss Lady. Why is she being so nice to me? Does she really have feelings for me?
I remember that old Wu Daozi once told me that I am Peach Blossom Fate, and no matter where I go, many women will like me. It seems that Painting Saint's words are indeed true.
Since that's the case, why not enjoy it? Xiao Yun returned a smile to Boss Lady and boldly picked up his bowl, eating heartily without reservation.
As he ate, Xiao Yun frowned and muttered to himself, "Something's not right; this doesn't make sense..."
"What's wrong?" Boss Lady asked, pausing her chopsticks.
Xiao Yun replied, "With Tofu Xishi being this beautiful, how can the food taste so bland?"
The dog beside them rolled his eyes in frustration. This guy is really getting carried away; just being fed should be enough, yet he's still picky!
Boss Lady curiously asked, "Can you cook?"
"Of course! Back in Huaxia, I was a popular chef!" Xiao Yun boasted.
Boss Lady asked, "You're a chef? What level of certification do you have?"
Xiao Yun said, "I don't have any certificates; I worked as a cook in the countryside."
The dog sneered and said, "A country cook comes all the way to this Island Nation for what?"
Xiao Yun shot him an annoyed glance and replied, "I heard that the women in this Island Nation are beautiful. I'm here to find beauties; I want to love them and protect them!"
Boss Lady looked at him seriously, and couldn't help but exchange a glance with the dog. Could this guy be a bit off?
Boss Lady cautiously asked him, “Dragon Brothers, how many women do you have in Huaxia?”
Master Xiao furrowed his brow and thought seriously for a moment, then said, “I can't really tell, but there are so many beauties in Huaxia, they are all mine!” He wasn't lying about that.
However, when Xiao Yun said this, Boss Lady became even more convinced that this guy had some issues. No matter how strong he was, she couldn't let a lunatic stay here.
After dinner, Xiao Yun wiped his mouth and smiled at Boss Lady, saying, “Thank you for your hospitality, Tofu Xishi. I need to go find a job today!”
“What kind of job are you looking for?” Boss Lady asked curiously.
Xiao Yun shook his head and replied like an Idiot, “I don't know. But I heard there are many beauties at the nearby Paradise Beauty Club, so I thought I’d just find any job there!”
What? He wants to find a job at the Paradise Beauty Club?
Mud Horse, does he even know what kind of place that is? Who can just walk in there?
Boss Lady knew a bit about the Paradise Beauty Club. They were very exclusive towards Huaxia People, and the hierarchy was particularly strict; it wasn't a place that ordinary Huaxia People could enter.
Seeing the shocked expression on Boss Lady's face, Xiao Yun pretended to be surprised and said, “Tofu Xishi, is there something wrong with me looking for a job there?”
Boss Lady quickly smiled and said, “Of course not, no problem at all!”
As soon as Xiao Yun left, Boss Lady called the dog over and said, “You follow him secretly, keep an eye on him like a dog, and see what this guy is really up to!”
……
At the entrance of the Paradise Beauty Club.
The warm winter sun made people drowsy, and like an aphrodisiac, it lingered in the air, causing the frisky cats to jump onto the roof and meow at inappropriate times. The strange sounds stirred some people's desires, making their hearts restless.
A young man was pacing near the entrance of the club. He appeared to be in his twenties, standing about five feet eight inches tall, with tanned skin and a sturdy build. Although he wasn't particularly handsome, he had his own charm.
He was none other than our protagonist, Master Xiao.
Master Xiao squinted as he watched the women coming in and out of the entrance. He occasionally approached them, speaking fluent Japanese: "Miss, I see you have irregular periods. Would you like me to help you with that?"
"Get lost! Your mother has irregular periods!" the woman retorted angrily before quickly stepping away.
Xiao Yun felt a bit frustrated and stopped a girl in her twenties: "Miss, you're not married yet, right? I can see your Qi Mechanism; why aren't you a Maiden?"
"Pervert!"
"Hey, wait until I finish talking..." Watching the girl run away like the wind, Xiao Yun shook his head and sighed deeply.
Indeed, it was the Paradise Beauty Club; all sorts of stunning beauties were coming and going.
At that moment, a tall woman gracefully walked out of the Paradise Beauty Club. She wore a light blue professional suit that exuded a mature yet cold beauty, giving off an icy demeanor.
Although this woman appeared cold on the outside, her pair of Beautiful Peaks radiated a passionate allure that drew men's eyes.
Xiao Yun couldn't help but brighten up. He quickly stepped forward to stop her: "Beautiful sister, can I touch your Beautiful Peaks? I want to see if you're suitable to be my woman."
A woman being stopped by a stranger on the street who immediately asked to touch her Beautiful Peaks and questioned her suitability as his woman—who could tolerate that?
Hidden behind a nearby tree, Gouzi was shocked by Xiao Yun's words; his eyes nearly popped out. This guy either had guts of steel or was definitely out of his mind!
"Get away from me, you lunatic!" the woman couldn't help but shout at Xiao Yun.
"Beautiful sister, I'm not crazy, what I'm saying is true..." Xiao Yun insisted.
"Someone come here..." The woman called out to those inside the club.
In an instant, two young ladies shot out like arrows from within, dressed in ultra-short leopard print skirts and black leather boots. Their charming and alluring faces bore a hint of menace. They approached the stunning woman and bowed slightly, saying, "Sister Sherry, what’s the matter?"
The beautiful woman pointed at Xiao Yun and said, "Who is this crazy person daring to block my Choi Sulli and making a scene!"
Wait, this woman named Choi Sulli is calling me crazy?
Mud Horse, what kind of look is that? Is there really a crazy person in this world who looks as handsome as I do?
Master Xiao was grumbling to himself when suddenly he saw two figures flash by, accompanied by a strong gust of wind, leaping right in front of him.
With a crack, the two women waved their hands. Before Xiao Yun could comprehend how they attacked, he was sent flying and landed on the ground.
"Haha, I didn't expect this kid to have today!" Dogzi, hiding behind a large tree, wore a smug expression.
Xiao Yun got up from the ground, brushed off his hands, and smiled at the two ladies. "You two beauties are really impressive! How about we become friends?"
One of the women sneered, "Pervert, you're dead today!"
Xiao Yun grinned mischievously and replied, "Little girl, don't be so exaggerated. How about we play a little game together?"
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