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Chapter 267: People Have Their Own Character, Dogs Have Their Own Style
Unfortunately, her call was too late.
Just as the call connected, Xiao Yun had already appeared at the door of Lu Shan's room.
The door was locked from the inside, but that didn't pose a problem for Xiao Yun. With a swift strike of wind energy at the lock, the door opened silently.
Crash!
Lu Shan was in the throes of ecstasy, lying on top of Liu Cai Chun when the phone rang. Damn it, who is interrupting my good time at this moment? Just as he was about to grab the phone with a murderous expression, the door opened quietly.
Creak,
Creak...
A man stood at the doorway, taking several photos of them with his phone.
"You’re looking for death..."
Lu Shan was furious and was about to continue cursing when suddenly his throat felt as if someone had choked him, rendering him speechless.
!!!
How did he get here?
In an instant, he stared at the newcomer with sheer terror!
The person who had knocked down the building with a single punch suddenly appeared in front of him.
"You... you... Xiao Yun..." he stammered, his body trembling like a sieve, his face pale.
"Ah!"
Hearing the name Xiao Yun, Liu Cai Chun let out a shriek, grabbed a piece of bed sheet to cover herself haphazardly, and hid behind Lu Shan.
"Sorry to interrupt your good time. Uh, you all continue as if I'm not here!"
Xiao Yun apologized awkwardly and sat down on the nearby sofa, crossing his legs with a completely indifferent expression as if it had nothing to do with him.
With you, our living ancestor here, how can we continue?
Lu Shan's face was filled with despair as he rolled off the bed and knelt in front of him with a thud, trembling as he said, "Xiao the Hero, you... you..."
"Get back on the bed!" Xiao Yun said with a smile.
Lu Shan looked at him in confusion. "Back on the bed?"
"Yes!"
"Oh!"
Faced with this grim reaper before him, Lu Shan dared not disobey and shakily got up, making his way back to the bed and sitting there obediently.
Xiao Yun pointed at Liu Cai Chun and asked, "So you're Hong Qichang's wife?"
"Yes!" Liu Cai Chun nodded, her eyes somewhat dazed.
She rushed to the hotel and had already heard about Xiao Yun from Lu Shan. From several dozen meters away, he reached out and smashed a hole in the wall of the dark room. His mother fell into his arms like a flying person, and then with one punch, he brought the entire building down.
What kind of person is this?
Is he a god?
From Lu Shan's expression of immense fear, it was clear that this was not a myth but reality.
He never expected this person to appear in the room they had booked at the hotel.
What does he want to do?
Liu Cai Chun was so scared that her mind felt empty, her thoughts frozen like a pool of ice. Her body stiffened like a wooden stick, every muscle tensed, and her beautiful legs began to cramp, twitching from time to time.
"Very good," Xiao Yun said, looking at Liu Cai Chun with a smile. "I heard you are very beautiful and dance well. Can you perform a dance on the bed?"
"I..." Liu Cai Chun hesitated.
"Cai Chun, you... you should just dance!" Lu Shan feared that if he angered this terrifying figure, they would be turned into mush with one punch.
Xiao Yun said, "Forget it, if she doesn't want to, I won't force her. I'll come back to appreciate it another time!"
— Another time? It seems he doesn't intend to kill us!
At this moment, a wave of surprise swept over Lu Shan's heart, and he quickly nodded, saying, "Sure, you're always welcome, Xiao the Hero!"
"Hehe, Lu Shan,"
Xiao Yun suddenly spoke in an unusually cold tone, "Tell me, do you think you'll have a chance to see me again in the future?"
Uh,
Lu Shan felt his heart leap to his throat, and cold sweat quickly broke out on his face.
"I... I..." He couldn't even manage to say a complete sentence.
Crack!
Xiao Yun lit a cigarette for himself, leaned back on the sofa, and leisurely exhaled a puff of smoke, saying, "Think carefully about who Hong Qichang is. If he finds out that you are rolling in bed with his beloved wife, what do you think he will do?"
"He... he will kill us!"
Lu Shan wished he could kneel before Xiao Yun again, trembling as he said, "Xiao the Hero, please keep this... between us..."
Xiao Yun smiled and said, "Well, I’ve always liked to help others. Plus, I have a good character. Seeing you two doomed lovebirds about to face disaster, I can't just stand by and watch, can I?"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Lu Shan mechanically nodded his head, but inside he was cursing, damn it, what’s with the self-praise about good character? Isn’t this just blackmailing me?
As long as you’re not afraid of the matter getting out, how would that guy named Hong ever know?
But right now there was no other way; with this devil choking him, he could only comply.
Lu Shan flattered, " Xiao the Hero, I know you are magnanimous and chivalrous, bearing the weight of righteousness on your shoulders and striving for the welfare of all..."
"Lu Shan, please don’t say that,"
Xiao Yun reprimanded somewhat displeasedly. "I’ve always been low-key; don’t make me sound so grandiose or I might get shy." He said this with a straight face; if his words reached the ears of the women around him, they would all laugh until their stomachs hurt.
Xiao Yun When will you learn to be shy?
"Yes, yes, yes..." Lu Shan nodded earnestly.
Although he didn't believe that Xiao Yun was a shy man, he had to express his complete agreement for the sake of self-preservation.
Xiao Yun continued, "Actually, I came here this time to make a friend!"
"Make a friend with me?" Lu Shan was a bit confused.
He twisted his ears, worried that he might be hearing things.
"Yes, but there are many kinds of friends," Xiao Yun spoke as if he were a university lecturer. "Friends can be divided into life-and-death friends and drinking buddies, among others. I'll just mention two types: one is a life-and-death friend, which is rare in a lifetime. In critical moments, when a friend is in trouble, they can step up and help, showing true loyalty; the other is a drinking buddy, generally referring to friends who often eat and drink together. These kinds of friends are usually unreliable in times of trouble. Lu Shan, which type of friend do you want to be for me?"
"Uh... um..."
Lu Shan didn't know what kind of scheme this guy had in mind. His mouth twitched as he forced a smile and declared his loyalty, " Xiao the Hero, I want to be your life-and-death friend!"
"Do you think you deserve that?" Xiao Yun questioned.
Lu Shan immediately wilted: "I... I don't deserve it. Then I'll just be your drinking buddy!"
Xiao Yun shook his head repeatedly: "No way. Think about it; with my looks, drinking and eating with you would be degrading myself. Uh, think carefully about what kind of friend you can really be for me."
At this moment, Lu Shan was dumbfounded; he couldn't think of what kind of friend he could be for Xiao Yun.
He knew that this guy would never want to be friends with someone like him, yet he had posed such a question that required an answer.
Was it okay not to answer?
He didn't dare.
Lu Shan had a conflicted expression; he was almost brought to tears by his frustration.
"How about I become your dog!" Lu Shan suddenly had a moment of brilliance.
"Dog?"
"Yes, dogs are humans' most loyal friends!"
Lu Shan hurriedly explained, "The ancestors of dogs are wolves, and wolves are pack animals. They can't accomplish anything alone. Every wolf pack has a leader that all the wolves absolutely follow and obey. They won't turn on each other. The same goes for dogs; they subconsciously regard their owner as their leader and will be friendly to their owner's friends and family, treating them as their own."
"Well, can you really compare yourself to a dog?" Xiao Yun seemed a bit unconvinced and raised her doubts.
Slap!
Xiao Yun's words felt like a slap across Lu Shan's face.
His facial muscles twitched in response.
A tiger fallen into the plains being bullied by dogs!
When had Lu Shan ever suffered such humiliation?
Someone was willing to be your dog, and you still doubted their loyalty, saying it was even less than that of a dog.
This was simply too much!
Lu Shan forced himself not to spew the surge of dark blood rising in his chest and stammered, "Humans have their own virtues, and dogs have theirs. I... I will strive to be better than a dog!"
People have their own character, and dogs have theirs too.
Hearing this come out of Lu Shan's mouth made Xiao Yun look at him with new eyes; this rogue's mindset had evidently improved.
As the saying goes, "One is influenced by their surroundings." Xiao Yun had been patiently talking to him for a while now, and if he didn't make some progress, wouldn't that make him an idiot?
"That's more like it!"
Xiao Yun looked at his aggrieved expression, with tears welling in the corners of his eyes. Feeling a bit sympathetic, he smiled lightly and stood up. It was as if he had performed a magic trick, producing a bouquet of roses in his hand. He carefully placed them in front of their bed and said with heartfelt emotion:
"By the way, I found these by a trash can on the street. At least they are flowers, so giving them to you now isn't a waste, right? Consider it me offering flowers to Buddha, wishing you two a long-lasting relationship and growing old together... Uh, by the way, isn't there someone named Hong Qichang caught in between you two? Lu Shan, beautiful women shouldn't be shared; you need to think about this!"
Flowers picked from a trash can being given as an offering—can that really be considered offering flowers to Buddha?
In this world, it seems only you, Xiao Yun, could do something like this.
Uh, what does this guy mean? Lu Shan suddenly felt a chill in his heart. Is he suggesting I should kill Hong Qichang? The Pinnacle of Elegance has been updated.
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