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Chapter 149: Teaching You to Conquer Women
By the next morning, Xiao Yun smiled and asked Little Bell, "Bird Woman, have those robbers at the foot of Cat's Ridge been dealt with?"
Xiao Yun was very confident that Little Bell had taken care of those robbers. He knew that whether he asked or not, the result would be the same; those robbers must have been eliminated by her.
"Of course, it was just a matter of a few fireballs!" Little Bell said about killing as if it were nothing more than squashing a few ants, her expression indifferent.
As she spoke, she took out the Evil Spirit Pearl from her possession and handed it to Xiao Yun. "Here, take a look at this."
"Evil Spirit Pearl? Where did you get this?" Xiao Yun's mind immediately reacted with shock as he asked.
Little Bell replied, "I got it from one of the robbers."
"How could he have this on him?" Xiao Yun pondered.
"I found it strange too!" Little Bell said.
After breakfast, Little Bell returned to Xiao Yun's ring to continue her sleep cultivation.
Xiao Yun bought some gifts and other items in town and headed to Laundry Village. He first visited his father's grave to pay his respects, burning some joss paper. Remembering his father's hard work and care for him during his lifetime, he couldn't help but sit on the ground and silently shed a few tears.
With no one left in the Xiao Family, Xiao Yun had nowhere else to go. After leaving his father's grave, he took a large bag of gifts to visit Wang Er.
Wang Er did not expect Xiao Yun to return and was pleasantly surprised. Cuihua had already heard that his mother married a wealthy man and thought that this kid must be with his mother now. After all, he was a Young Master; he had changed from his usual indifference to a smiling face, busy with killing chickens and ducks.
Cuihua and Wang Er stood together, looking less like a couple and more like a father and daughter. Wang Er, in his forties, was hunched over and looked like an old man in his sixties. In contrast, Cuihua appeared to be a young woman in her early thirties, with fair skin and sparkling eyes that seemed to reflect a pool of peach blossom water.
Xiao Yun used his Spiritual Sense to scan Wang Er's body and sighed, "Uncle, your back must hurt a lot on rainy days. In the afternoon, I'll give you a bone massage!"
Why can the bone massage for Wang Er only be done in the afternoon? It turns out that Xiao Yun has specific principles when it comes to treating people with bone ailments.
In a day of twenty-four hours, the yang energy is strongest in the morning. After noon, the peak of yang begins to decline, and this yang energy is connected to the bone energy within the human body. The stronger the yang energy, the more vigorous the bone energy. Generally, young people or women are more suitable for treatment in the morning, as they absorb yang energy quickly and their ailing bones recover faster.
Wang Er is in his prime and could have been treated in the morning. However, due to his usual overexertion and his naturally timid and cowardly personality, there is almost no Qi Mechanism in his bones. If too much strong yang were injected into him at this time, it would be like over-nourishing a patient, which would not only be unhelpful but could also harm his body.
After hearing Xiao Yun's words, Wang Er could hardly believe his ears and asked, "Can you really cure my back pain?"
Xiao Yun smiled and replied, "Of course."
"You're not just making excuses, are you?" Cuihua laughed from the side.
Xiao Yun was taken aback and said, "Auntie, I don't understand what you mean. What excuse am I making?"
Cuihua rolled her eyes at Xiao Yun with a flirtatious smile and said, "Hmph, don't pretend to be confused. I see that you must find Auntie increasingly beautiful and are reluctant to leave, looking for an excuse to stay here and spend more time with her, right?"
Damn it, openly flirting with another man in front of her husband.
Xiao Yun immediately felt three black lines appear on his forehead.
Cough cough... Wang Er's face also turned awkward, but he didn't dare to get angry at his wife. He awkwardly cleared his throat a few times and stole a glance at Xiao Yun, fearing he might get angry and leave.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yun smiled calmly and said, "Auntie's words are a bit excessive. You may be beautiful, but that's only for Uncle to see; I have no interest at all!"
"Hmph, you little brat, you're not worth much!" Cuihua's face darkened with anger as she turned and went into the kitchen.
If it weren't for the fact that he brought many gifts when he came and that his mother is wealthy, Cuihua wouldn't bother with him at all. Hmph, little brat, I'm at least a village beauty from Laundry Village; how could I not be worthy of you?
"Yun'er, I'm really sorry; your auntie just has that kind of temperament. Don't take it to heart!" Wang Er advised Xiao Yun in the living room.
Xiao Yun felt a bit sorry for this spineless Wang Er and sighed, "Uncle, one must have backbone. With backbone comes righteousness and courage. You can't let Auntie treat you like this anymore. In this family, you are the head of the household; in the village, you need to be a man who stands tall!"
"This..."
Wang Er blushed and said, "You know Uncle well; he doesn't dare to speak in front of others..."
Xiao Yun smiled and replied, "Don't worry, when I give you a bone massage later, I'll help you!"
Uh, how will you help me?
Will you generate some backbone for me?
Wang Er looked at Xiao Yun in surprise, but Xiao Yun just smiled mysteriously at him.
After lunch, they took a short break. Xiao Yun took out paper and pen and drew a Skeletal Diagram for Wang Er. Fortunately, Wang Er's back injury wasn't serious; it was mainly due to fatigue, so he only needed a piece of his nail.
Wang Er and his wife were astonished watching everything he did. They didn't see him bring anything with him; it was as if he was performing magic. How did he pull out paper and pen so easily?
"Uncle, please take off your shirt and lie down on the bamboo bed!" Xiao Yun instructed Wang Er to lie down on the bamboo bed in the living room.
In the southern countryside, every household has such bamboo beds in their living rooms, specifically used for cooling off in the summer.
After Wang Er lay down, Xiao Yun placed the drawing on his back and began to massage him through the paper. A stream of Heavenly Spirit Essence flowed into Wang Er's body, and he immediately felt a refreshing sensation spreading throughout him like spring water, bringing an indescribable comfort.
While massaging, Xiao Yun suddenly remembered the Evil Spirit Pearl that Little Bell had given him. He thought to himself that Uncle had always been too timid; why not inject a bit of evil energy into his bones to make him stronger?
With this thought in mind, he summoned the Evil Spirit Pearl from his Storage Ring and pressed it against Wang Er's back, slowly pushing in the Spiritual Energy released by the Evil Spirit Pearl.
At that moment, Wang Er felt a strange current entering his body, coursing through his limbs and veins. Gradually, he felt as if his whole body was burning like fire, causing him to tremble uncontrollably.
A wicked smile appeared on Xiao Yun's lips; he knew that a portion of evil energy had successfully taken effect within Wang Er.
He then withdrew the Evil Spirit Pearl. This kind of evil energy couldn't be injected too much into someone else's body; otherwise, it would be hard to ensure that person wouldn't go down the wrong path.
Just like some toxic substances, they can be used for medicinal purposes in specific situations, but an overdose can be fatal.
After a round of massage, Xiao Yun whispered in Wang Er's ear, "Uncle, it's all better now. Next, I'm going to teach you how to conquer Auntie!"
Strangely enough, upon hearing Xiao Yun's words, Wang Er leaped up from the bamboo bed, feeling as if he had boundless energy. He straightened his back and exuded an extraordinary presence.
"Uh—" Cuihua stared at the man in front of her in disbelief. Could this really be her husband?
Wang Er actually cupped his fist towards Xiao Yun and said, "Yun'er, quickly teach me how to conquer your aunt!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Xiao Yun felt embarrassed. How could he say such a thing so loudly in front of Cuihua?
Cuihua was even more shocked. What were they planning to do?
Xiao Yun leaned close to Wang Er's ear and whispered something. After listening, Wang Er's eyes lit up with excitement.
Smack!
Just as Cuihua hesitated, Wang Er suddenly turned around and strode towards her, slapping her hard on the backside.
"What... what are you doing?" Cuihua's face turned red instantly as she shouted in embarrassment and anger.
Unexpectedly, Wang Er spoke slowly and firmly, "You take off all your clothes right now!"
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