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"Hey, have you heard? Lost in the Clouds seems to be pregnant!"
"What? Isn't she a man? How can she still have a baby? It's probably a scam."
"Why would I lie to you? Many people have seen it, with a big belly, looks like she's four or five months pregnant."
" Ancestor Yiling truly lives up to the name of Ancestor Yiling, not only can he come back to life after death, but now he can even bear children! Tsk tsk, the Gusu Lan has hit the jackpot! Marrying such a mystical person."
"......"
The conversation downstairs was blocked by the closed door, and the person wearing a long veil, beauty, couldn't hold back anymore. She lifted the veil, fell onto the soft couch, and couldn't stop laughing, revealing her round belly. This person is none other than the protagonist of the recent rumors, the second lady of the Gusu Lan, Ancestor Yiling Wei Wuxian!"
Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi were initially quite angry upon hearing those rumors, but who would have thought that the main person involved would find it amusing. The two juniors were speechless, Senior Wei truly has an extraordinary mind!
Lan Jingyi: "Senior Wei, how can you still laugh! Didn't you hear what those people were saying just now!"
Wei Wuxian: "If I don't smile, should I just cry instead?"
Lan Jingyi (pouting): "Well, you don't have to cry either."
Wei Wuxian: "They're not wrong, you know. The way I am now, isn't it just like having one?"
However, Wei Wuxian could only feel helpless as he touched his swollen belly.
This time, he had taken Xiao Shuangbi out for a night hunt and encountered a pregnant demon. This pregnant demon had also been a pitiful person in her lifetime, poisoned by her husband's mistress before giving birth, resulting in the deaths of both her and her child. She was then nailed into a peach wood coffin for suppression. After accumulating decades of resentment, she finally broke free from the suppression, not only seeking revenge on her enemies but also committing numerous other atrocities.
Wei Wuxian heard about a task to eliminate a pregnant demon, and thinking that such evil spirits are very rare, he took the opportunity to go out for training with his small dual jade pendants. Although the pregnant demon was tricky, it wasn't too dangerous, so Wei Wuxian originally planned to let the two small ones handle it themselves. But who would have thought that this evil spirit had the intention of mutual destruction, absorbing a large amount of resentment beyond itself, and preparing to self-destruct.
Whether it's a cultivator or an evil spirit, the destructive power of self-destruction is doubled. Although the small dual jade pendants have improved in skill in Wei Wuxian's hands over the past two years, they are still not enough to withstand the self-destruction of the pregnant demon.
Wei Wuxian immediately took action, catching up to the moment when the pregnant demon self-destructed, and blew the resentment-sealing charm. Unexpectedly, a trace of the demon's evil energy still rushed out before being completely sealed, and it happened to collide with Wei Wuxian who was standing in front of Xiao Shuang Bi. As a result, it has led to the current situation.
Lan Sizhui: "Senior Wei, it's all our fault for not having enough cultivation, which led to you ending up like this."
Wei Wuxian: "Ah, Sizhui, I've told you before, it's not your fault. Accidents happen during night hunts, and besides, you and Jingyi did very well. If it weren't for the pregnant demon self-destructing, you would have taken her down in no time."
Lan Sizhui: "But, your stomach..."
Wei Wuxian: "It's okay, it's just resentment. Although I haven't figured out why it's like this, at least it's resentment. Since it's resentment, what can it do to me? I'm the ancestor of resentment, you know, Senior Wei!"
Lan Sizhui: "But..."
Wei Wuxian: "Stop with the 'buts,' go order some food. I'm starving! And make sure to get two pots of wine!"
Although Wei Wuxian seemed nonchalant, Lan Sizhui was still worried. He planned to bring Lan Jingyi to the library when they returned to the mountain. However, it turned out that there was no need for Xiao Shuang Bi at Lost in the Clouds anymore.
Lan Wangji couldn't help but be shocked when he saw Wei Wuxian returning with a big belly. If it weren't for Yazheng's warning, Lord Hanguang's icy face might have cracked after being held for over thirty years. He first used his spiritual power to examine Wei Wuxian's body, then asked five elders to diagnose his pulse, and even spent two days in the library, but he neither found the cause nor a solution.
However, who is Wei Wuxian? He is someone who can dance on the edge of a blade without forgetting to smile. When he approached with a mischievous grin, Lan Wangji knew that this person was up to no good again.
Wei Wuxian: "Second Brother Lan, look at you, it's all your fault! If you weren't so diligent every day, how could I end up with such a big troublemaker! I don't care, you have to compensate me!"
Lan Wangji (helplessly sighs): "How do you want me to compensate?"
Wei Wuxian: "Naturally, you have to take off your clothes to accompany me~ Doesn't Second Brother Lan want to try this kind of Xianxian?"
After saying that, Wei Wuxian even touched his abdomen a few times, with a flirtatious look in his eyes. These past few days, Lan Wangji had refrained from touching him due to being affected by the demonic energy of the pregnant demon, but the aloof scholar couldn't resist the teasing of the little fox. He picked up Wei Wuxian and went to the inner room.
Continuously plowing the fields, with spring sweat in full bloom, Wei Wuxian just pushed Lan Wangji out, wanting to change positions, when an unexpected incident occurred.
"Splurt~ Splurt!"
A long sound, followed by a short one, and the evil energy that had been lingering in Wei Wuxian's belly for several days was expelled just like that. Why did it have to happen like this!!! Even though Wei Wuxian's face was thick-skinned, it instantly turned red, and he quickly grabbed the nearby blanket to cover himself, refusing to come out.
Lan Wangji was first taken aback, then he silently started to laugh. He hadn't expected this turn of events, it seems that the talismans are indeed very effective!
Lan Wangji: "Wei Ying."
Wei Wuxian: "I'm not going out! It's embarrassing!"
Lan Wangji (smiling): "Behave, come out quickly."
Wei Wuxian: "I won't!"
Lan Wangji: "Not coming out?"
Wei Wuxian: "Don't go out!"
Lan Wangji: "Then let it be."
It's a joke. There's no reason to stop eating halfway through the meat. Lan Wangji pulled the little fox back onto the sword, exerting all the strength he had saved up for days, and finally successfully nudged the little fox out of the bed, eating it all up cleanly.
Wei Wuxian OS: Embarrassing! I won't go night hunting for three months!!!
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