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However, after a few years, how easy would it be to find those two drivers who had vanished into thin air? For an ordinary person, this would be an impossible task, but for Xin Yi, it was not necessarily so difficult. Because Xin Yi had Brother Three, the kind of person whose intelligence work could stir up outrage among both gods and men. Xin Yi sent the information about the two drivers back to Brother Three, who simply said one thing: "Little Xin, dealing with a violent woman is like taming a wild horse; you must respond to violence with violence. As long as you subdue her, she will bow down to you alone from then on. Put in some effort!"
What kind of person is Brother Three? He even knows about my intention to tame the Violent Girl and gives me advice. But the problem is, I am also a super handsome guy with an Idol Type face and exceptional intelligence! Letting a man over sixty give me advice on how to woo women seems a bit off, doesn’t it?
Besides, what does this old man know about courting women? Forget it, I’ll just stick to my own ideas... The key question is, how do I respond to violence with violence? Hmm, I need to ask again next time.
Brother Three has never let Xin Yi down in his work; or rather, he never disappoints anyone. On the third day, Brother Three sent news and provided Xin Yi with two addresses. Of course, when Lu Hanmeng wasn’t paying attention, Xin Yi lowered his voice to ask Brother Three about how to respond to violence with violence. Through Brother Three's careful explanation and illustrative examples, Xin Yi finally had an epiphany. Wow! This old man is so experienced; I wonder how many naive old ladies from the old society he has deceived in the past! Luckily he’s old now; otherwise, he would definitely be a formidable opponent for me. Brother Three is truly a master of romance!
Both addresses were in Yongzhou Provincial Capital's Liyuan City, which also happened to be the headquarters of the Black Dragon Society. So Xin Yi took a few days off from Li Gang, saying he had some personal matters to attend to in Liyuan City. Li Gang was quite reluctant; during this time, he had been trying to create opportunities to be alone with Xin Yi or at least wanted to hold hands or pat shoulders in public for some physical contact. But now that Xin Yi had learned from Dingxiang that this guy was really a comrade, how could he give him that chance? So no matter what, he always kept Lu Hanmeng by his side to prevent any opportunity.
Come on, I’m Xin Yi, a man with several potential wives! If I were molested by a comrade, wouldn’t all the women around the world be utterly disappointed? Aren’t they all shouting things like "Why do all the good men have boyfriends?" right now? If I’m the last one left globally, can’t I maintain my integrity for the sake of all people?
After saying goodbye to Li Gang, Xin Yi explained some matters regarding the gang to Liu Jinshui before driving away from the gang’s location with Lu Hanmeng.
“Why are you going through so much trouble to help that woman? Is there some secret between you two that you’re hiding from me?” Lu Hanmeng asked as soon as they got in the car.
“Hmm, yes. It’s better if you know less about my matters with her,” Xin Yi replied calmly while driving. “A lot of things are not suitable for children.”
“You... Hmph! What’s so great about it? Isn’t it just some trivial matter? Don’t think others don’t know; what could happen between a man and a woman privately? It’s obvious!” Lu Hanmeng turned her head angrily to look out the window when she saw Xin Yi treating her this way.
“This isn’t the way to Liyuan City; where exactly are you going?” Lu Hanmeng noticed that Xin Yi was not heading out of town onto the highway but was running along the inner ring road.
“First, I need to pick someone up before heading to Liyuan City,” Xin Yi answered.
“Pick someone up? Who? You’re not planning on picking up that woman too, are you?” Lu Hanmeng exclaimed angrily. “No way! I won’t go with her! Either we go directly or drop me off! You can go with her!”
"Eh? It's just one more person, why such a big reaction? They don't seem to have offended you, right? It's just a little bit of ambiguity with your fake husband. Besides, isn't he a fake? Looking at your reaction, it seems like they really seduced your husband.
Well, according to 'The Bro's Guide to Picking Up Girls,' it's time to show undeniable masculine authority. Ahem, everyone get ready, the solemn monk is about to make a grand entrance... 'What are you making noise about?! This is a mission, do you know that?! Do you think this is a road trip?! How did your instructor teach you before? With your temper, you want to be an undercover agent? I think you should just lie down! If you keep throwing a tantrum, go back to Longchuan and do your job as a uniformed police officer, don't bother me with this mission!' Xin Yi suddenly glared and spoke sternly.
Wow! This guy can be so fierce when he's angry! They were just venting their discomfort; did he really need to be so harsh? What a rough person who doesn't understand how to cherish others! Lu Hanmeng thought resentfully. Isn't it because she disapproves of that promiscuous woman that she feels this way about him?
'Why are you being so fierce? They were just saying something. Can't we let her come with us?' Lu Hanmeng pouted and replied pitifully. However, in her heart, she was cursing: You bastard! You know they want this credit, and you're using this method to threaten me, you jerk! Big jerk!
'If you want to follow me in the future, don't throw such big tantrums! What I say goes!' Xin Yi continued to explode in anger.
'Oh.' Lu Hanmeng answered like a docile little kitten. You jerk! After this mission is over, just wait and see how I deal with you! Kick you! Beat you! Choke you! Bite you!... No, not personally bite; I'll let the police dog named Black Shell from the Criminal Investigation Division bite you!
But Xin Yi didn't know Lu Hanmeng's inner thoughts. He caught a glimpse of the usually strong Violent Girl actually behaving like a cute little kitten and thought that Brother Three's 'The Bro's Guide to Picking Up Girls' was really effective. He couldn't help but feel great joy inside, ha ha ha... Trust Brother Three; picking up girls is easy!
In a good mood, Xin Yi unconsciously hummed a little tune: Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one without a tail, one without ears, how strange, how strange...
Although Dingxiang didn't understand why Xin Yi invited her to Liyuan City, she didn't feel any aversion towards him and readily agreed. She got ready early and waited at the gang's location she was responsible for. After picking up Dingxiang, Xin Yi turned onto the highway heading for Liyuan City. Dingxiang was very enthusiastic towards Lu Hanmeng and said as soon as she got in the car: 'Lin Xi is really beautiful; even in casual clothes, she's stunning. If she dressed up a bit more, she'd definitely attract a crowd of men.'
'Really? I'm so rough around the edges; how can I compare with Dingxiang? You're still so beautiful at your age; you must take good care of yourself. Otherwise, how could your skin be so good? You look like you're not even forty yet.' Lu Hanmeng replied with a smile. But this comment was too damaging; it directly labeled her as an old monster who was aging but still had youthful desires.
Even Xin Yi found it hard to listen to this. How could you say that about her? After all, she's my perfect elder sister image in my mind; by belittling her, you're belittling my taste! So Xin Yi cleared his throat twice and shot Lu Hanmeng a fierce glare. But Lu Hanmeng completely ignored him and continued smiling at Dingxiang: 'Dingxiang, no, calling you that feels awkward; how about I call you Aunt Ding from now on? Is that okay?'
Damn it, things are getting complicated here; I need to sort this out. If you're calling Dingxiang Aunt Ding, what should I call you? Uncle? That doesn't sound right. It seems like we're pretending to be married now; does that mean if you call Dingxiang Aunt Ding, I have to call her Aunt Ding too? Uh... This girl is so cunning! Right from the start, she used ethics and morals to crush any thoughts of her being my perfect elder sister! Impressive! I'm impressed!"
Dingxiang is indeed an old hand; upon hearing Lu Hanmeng's words, how could she not understand her meaning? The young girl is worried that his partner might have a fling with her, so she said that on purpose. No matter how promiscuous you are, it would be inappropriate to seduce someone younger, right? Hehe, this little girl has some charm.
So Dingxiang replied, "Alright! Since Miss Lin Xi doesn't mind, you can call me Aunt Ding from now on. I've lived for quite a long time and have never had such a sensible, capable, and beautiful niece like you. Hehehe... This is a joyous occasion; I'm treating tonight, and we must celebrate properly! Brother, do you think what your sister said is right?" Dingxiang suddenly asked Xin Yi, who was driving.
What the heck, what's going on with these two women? Why are they throwing the conflict onto me while talking? What did I do to deserve this? All this auntie, niece, brother, sister stuff is confusing—it's all a mess!
"Hehehe... Well, um... Hey? Why do cars on the highway have to drive on both sides? What do you think?" Xin Yi could only change the subject.
"Xin Shanli, are you asking Aunt Ding or me?" Lu Hanmeng said.
"Exactly! Brother, are you asking your sister or niece Lin Xi?" Dingxiang added.
Uh... Can you really start an argument over just one sentence? It seems I shouldn't say anything more; keeping silent is the best way to protect myself. So Xin Yi foolishly smiled and said, "Hehehe... This long journey is endless; how about I sing a song for you? My singing voice is quite enchanting."
"Two little tigers, two little tigers, running fast, running fast. One has no ears, one has no tail; how strange, how strange..." Xin Yi's melodious voice echoed on the highway...
The next day, the front page of Yongzhou Daily featured a headline that read: "Our Province's Environmental Protection Work Achieves Phase Results," with a subheading: "Howling Wolves Detected on Highway."
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