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Chen Qian listened, slightly taken aback. After a moment, he laughed heartily and said, "Kid, I didn't expect your answer to be so creative."
"Just speaking the truth," Bing Tianyi replied calmly with a smile.
"Alright then, ladies, let's go," Chen Qian said, leading the group of more than ten women away.
Seeing this scene, Bing Tianyi crouched down beside Anti-Aircraft Gun and asked, "Are you alright?"
"Mind your own business," Anti-Aircraft Gun curled up on the ground, beads of sweat rolling down his forehead, yet his mouth remained as tough and insolent as before.
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Qiang stepped forward and kicked Anti-Aircraft Gun twice while scolding him harshly, "Ungrateful brat! If it weren't for our big brother saving you, you'd be dead by now."
Bing Tianyi quickly stopped Zhao Qiang, then turned to a few of the brothers who were regaining their composure nearby and said, "Alright, take your brother to the hospital. Don't let this turn into a bigger problem."
Saying this, Bing Tianyi took out three hundred yuan from his pocket and tossed it to the group of young men. This money was what he had earned recently from fortune-telling during his free time.
"Thank you, Brother Bing," the young men quickly expressed their gratitude.
After leading his brothers away, Pang Yu behind them said with displeasure, "Big brother, aren't you just wasting money? Giving money to those guys is like throwing meat buns to dogs."
"Enough, they're all students; just try to understand," Bing Tianyi replied seriously.
However, soon after, these young men forgot their earlier troubles.
Pang Yu, who usually had a bold personality, was no different today. As they walked ahead, he leaned in front of Bing Tianyi with a mischievous grin and asked with a strange expression, "Big brother, did you see that girl's little underwear? Damn it, it's black! A high school girl wearing black lace—so damn sexy!"
"You've got some guts to talk about Chen Qian behind her back," Bing Tianyi said. Although he spoke like that, he couldn't help but reminisce about the earlier scene.
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Peng leaned in with a mischievous grin and said, "Big Brother, you don't know how many students at school spend their evenings passing the time with Chen Qian's figure."
"A bunch of shameless fools," Bing Tianyi cursed helplessly, but at the same time, he was also cursing himself.
At that moment, Bing Tianyi thought that if it weren't for the old monk insisting he fast for forty-nine days, he would really feel the urge to pursue Chen Qian right now.
"Big Brother, congratulations on becoming the Lion King tonight! We must not return until we are drunk," Maping suddenly stepped forward and said with a silly smile.
Hearing this, Bing Tianyi quickly replied, "You all drink as you wish. I can't indulge in women, drink alcohol, smoke, or eat meat during this period."
Upon hearing Bing Tianyi say this, the other guys suddenly stopped in their tracks, staring at him in disbelief and asking, "Big Brother, you’re not joking, are you? Just because you shaved your head, you really think you're a monk now?"
"Stop talking nonsense. If I say no, then it's no," Bing Tianyi said with great helplessness.
The guys felt equally helpless; since their big brother had said no, they could only think of ways to deal with it later.
Soon, the group of five arrived at the agreed location. Wu Zhaojun had already brought a few of his brothers to arrange a private room in advance.
As soon as they entered, Wu Zhaojun turned off the music and smiled at the more than ten youthful and beautiful girls around him. "Everyone have fun today; I’ll cover the bill. Let me formally introduce this person—he is our First Year Lion King Society president, Bing Tianyi, Brother Bing."
Bing Tianyi nodded and smiled. Although he felt a bit childish at over twenty years old receiving such honor, to be honest, he really liked it—he liked it very much.
Looking around at the girls nearby, Bing Tianyi quietly asked Wu Zhaojun standing next to him, "Where did these girls come from? From their outfits, they shouldn't be students from our school."
"Big Brother, your eyesight is really good. These beauties are all my friends; they study at Vocational School."
After Wu Zhaojun finished introducing them, a girl sitting on the middle sofa stood up and handed a bottle of wine to Bing Tianyi while boldly saying, "Brother Bing, do you think our girls from Vocational School aren't good enough to drink with you good students from our school?"
Bing Tianyi quickly smiled and said, "Of course not, I didn't mean that."
"That's good, come on." The woman said as she picked up a bottle of beer and clinked it against the one in Bing Tianyi's hand.
Seeing this, Bing Tianyi quickly spoke up, "I'm sorry, but I can't drink alcohol recently."
"Do you look down on me?" The woman had an oval face, and her dimples were quite prominent when she spoke.
"Absolutely not. Look, my head injury hasn't healed yet," Bing Tianyi said, pointing to the bandage on his bald head.
The woman saw this and without much thought said, "Is that still an excuse?"
As she spoke, the woman actually reached between her legs and pulled out a blood-stained tissue, throwing it onto the table, stating bluntly, "Well, I'm having a heavy flow today; how can I drink? Don't worry, alcohol is disinfectant."
At this point, Bing Tianyi was completely speechless. He never expected there could be such a crazy woman in the world. And as for the idea that alcohol could disinfect—could it really be compared to medical alcohol?
Now he found himself in a dilemma; if he drank, he would surely break the rules his master had told him about. If he didn't drink, then his status as the big brother would seem a bit ridiculous.
"What if I told you I've been practicing recently? Would you believe me?" Bing Tianyi calculated the days; today happened to be a day he could read three hexagrams. He thought this might save him.
As soon as he finished speaking, laughter erupted in the private room. Even Wu Zhaojun and others nearby couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Dimple Girl, you've been tricked; our big brother really can't drink alcohol recently," Wu Zhaojun said seriously to ease the awkward situation.
At this moment, Bing Tianyi realized that this girl's nickname was Dimple Girl. He recalled that her fate seemed to end very tragically.
Hearing this, Dimple Girl looked at Bing Tianyi and quickly asked, "Practicing? Is it a double weekend or a single weekend?"
"Alright, if you don't believe me, I can calculate it for you now," Bing Tianyi said, taking out his secret weapon.
"Calculate what? When my period will come?" Dimple Girl widened her clear, water-like eyes, and her dimples trembled as she asked.
"How am I supposed to calculate that?" Bing Tianyi replied with a helpless smile.
"Then fine, why don't you tell me where my hometown is?" Dimple Girl said straightforwardly.
"What if I get it right?" Bing Tianyi asked.
"If you get it right, you won't have to drink today," Dimple Girl continued.
Bing Tianyi nodded. Under the watchful eyes of his friends in the private room, he did as he always did and took out his fortune-telling tools from his backpack. He then lit three incense sticks, prayed, and looked at Dimple Girl, asking, "Please tell me your name."
"Su Yumeng," Dimple Girl said with a frown, looking at Bing Tianyi seriously.
In fact, Su Yumeng knew very well that her parents came to this county to do business, while their hometown was thousands of miles away. Even her good friends in this county didn't know the exact address.
Upon hearing her name, Bing Tianyi nodded. He had initially planned to use Guanyin Divination to solve this problem, but after careful consideration, he realized that Guanyin Divination could only determine the general direction and approximate location; pinpointing the exact village would be quite challenging.
To avoid drinking tonight, he had to think of another way.
Soon enough, he used Guanyin Divination to determine the specific direction and distance. Then he looked up at Su Yumeng and smiled, saying, "Could you please write a character here?"
Su Yumeng scoffed lightly but was curious to see how capable Bing Tianyi really was. Following his request, she casually wrote the character for "woman" on the paper.
Bing Tianyi took the paper and combined it with the earlier determined direction and distance before confidently stating, "Nanhu Province, Yong City, Beiziba Township, Ru Village."
As Bing Tianyi revealed the specific location, the expression on Dimple Girl's face changed repeatedly. By the time Bing Tianyi finished speaking, the girl was left stunned, unable to say a word for a long time.
Seeing this, a few girls nearby quickly approached Dimple Girl and asked, "Sister, is what he said true or not?"
Dimple Girl finally came to her senses and nodded repeatedly.
Bing Tianyi, seeing this, happily said, "I told you I can't drink or eat meat recently. After I complete my fasting for forty-nine days, I will invite everyone to have fun together."
After saying this, Bing Tianyi extended his hand and smiled at Dimple Girl, saying, "Alright, now give it to me."
Still in shock from earlier, Dimple Girl blankly asked, "What?"
"Of course it's money. Not much, just two dollars will do. It's good for both of us," Bing Tianyi said seriously.
Without thinking much about it, Dimple Girl took out two dollars from her pocket and handed them to Bing Tianyi. Putting the money in his pants pocket, Bing Tianyi looked at his dazed friends and smiled, "Alright, thank you all for coming tonight. Let's have fun."
After saying this, he packed away his fortune-telling tools into his backpack and casually sat down on the sofa.
As the music in the private room started playing, Wu Zhaojun and Dimples gathered around Bing Tianyi and began to chatter incessantly. Of course, Bing Tianyi would not easily disclose such confidential matters. After all, he hadn't completed his fasting period yet; revealing Heavenly Secrets recklessly could bring down misfortune upon him.
After some vague responses, it wasn't until around two in the morning that the group of students staggered out of the KTV.
Once all his classmates had left, Bing Tianyi finally walked alone in the direction of home.
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