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A tall building stood before him. On the rooftop terrace, a young man in his thirties stood with his hands behind his back at the edge of the Building, gazing into the distance.
In his eyes lay a vast emptiness, his hair fluttering in the wind as if he had seen endless melancholy and glimpsed through time.
If it weren't for the large sign reading "Mental Rehabilitation Center" above him and the Patient Gown he wore, he would indeed be quite intimidating.
This is our protagonist for this episode, Zhang Sen.
His gaze was distant and profound as he looked far away and slowly began to speak.
"Think of me, Zhang Sen, born after six months of gestation; from the moment I appeared, I drew gasps from everyone."
"That was a premature birth; people gasped because you were too ugly."
"Shut up!"
Zhang Sen shouted, then looked around with a blank expression.
"Who was just speaking?"
"Forget it, it doesn't matter."
His gaze became distant again as he sighed, "I could speak at three years old, walk at five, peek at the older sister next door bathing at eight, and elope with my female companions at ten."
"I started working hard at fifteen, and now it's been another fifteen years. Through my efforts, I have created endless wealth; if it weren't for my low profile, Ali Mama would only rank second."
"I have reached the pinnacle of this world!"
"No, you are just standing on the roof of a mental hospital."
"Shut up!"
Turning around, Zhang Sen was taken aback again.
"Who is speaking again?"
"Eh? Why did I say 'again'?"
"Forget it, it doesn't matter."
With a sigh, Zhang Sen stretched out his hand, mimicking the gesture of trying to grasp the sun.
"Before Pangu opened the heavens, the world was in chaos. I found this world too absurd. Therefore, I wanted there to be light in this world!"
As he spoke, Zhang Sen suddenly turned around, his hands raised as if lifting something, and the sun appeared above his head.
"And so, there was a sun in this world."
"But the sun kept multiplying, and when it reached ten, I sent my descendants to shoot down nine of them. As for the last one, I had it sterilized..."
Turning back around, he pointed at the ground.
"The earth is cracked under the scorching sun, and people have no water to drink, so I want there to be water in this world, with Rivers and Lakes!"
"I am the source of everything, a god above all Laws!"
Zhang Sen raised an eyebrow. "In this world, I am the greatest; no one can command me to do anything."
"Bed Two! If you don't come down soon, your food will be given to Bed Three!"
"Damn! Who dares to touch it? I'll make them pay!"
"Ahem! This is just an experience of life."
After eating and wiping the grease from his mouth, Zhang Sen looked over.
"Everything here is created by me. I'm not eating just for the sake of eating, nor for the deliciousness of chicken butt, but because..."
"Who wants to eat chicken butt?"
"Save it for me!"
"Ahem! Just appreciating it."
After finishing his meal, Zhang Sen asked the cafeteria lady for a children's meal.
He walked up to a door, knocked on it, and simultaneously opened it.
"Xiaohua, I'm here."
"Brother Sanmu!" A little girl sat on the bed, happily looking at Zhang Sen who walked in.
Zhang Sen opened the food packaging while saying, "Xiaohua, I brought you some delicious food."
"Wow! That's great."
Watching Xiaohua eat was the happiest moment for Zhang Sen. Seeing her cute appearance made him smile with satisfaction.
"What are you looking at, Brother Sanmu?" Xiaohua noticed Zhang Sen staring at her and shyly lowered her head, biting her chopsticks.
"I'm looking at a beautiful angel. Haha," Zhang Sen replied after a brief pause.
...
After having dinner with Xiaohua, Zhang Sen took the trash away and reminded her to rest well.
"Today, the common people are really happy, hey!"
Humming a tune, Zhang Sen wore a mischievous smile, hands behind his back, walking with a swagger.
"Hey! A beautiful lady is sweeping," Zhang Sen greeted an older woman who was sweeping the floor.
The woman glanced at him and shouted, "What are you talking about? At my age, I'm still a beauty!"
"Ha ha! You need to have confidence."
Zhang Sen suddenly looked over.
"Actually, this auntie is also something I conjured up. I can make her sweep the floor or even become a prime minister. And I can even make her young and beautiful, stunning enough to captivate a nation. If you ask me why, I can only tell you that I am a god. As long as you make a wish, I can help you fulfill it."
"What? You don't believe me? Then let's give it a try."
"Auntie, do you want to become a beauty?" Zhang Sen shouted towards the auntie who was sweeping the floor.
"Get lost! Become your sister!" the auntie replied irritably.
Snap!
Zhang Sen snapped his fingers.
"Come on, girl."
After walking a few steps, someone who looked like Eight Liang Gold came out, grinning at him.
"Hey! Dude, don't look at me like that; I don't like men!" Zhang Sen felt a chill run down his spine and took a step back, looking terrified.
Eight Liang Gold chuckled, "Hey! Don't get me wrong; I'm just impressed by your ability to actually help people fulfill their wishes. I was just thinking, heh heh."
"Ha ha! At least someone knows what's good. What wish do you have? Tell me, and I can help you realize it," Zhang Sen said with a smile.
Eight Liang Gold rubbed his hands together, looking a bit embarrassed.
"What's your wish that you're too shy to say? Do you want a girlfriend?" Zhang Sen asked.
Eight Liang Gold shook his head with a smile. "Hehe! No, I just wanted to ask if I could become a bit more handsome."
Zhang Sen looked at him oddly. "No way, man. You're already so handsome; what more do you want?"
"Hehe, who would complain about being too handsome? Can you help me out?"
"Sure, why not? Is my title Creator God just for show?"
With that, Zhang Sen snapped his fingers.
Snap!
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"Do I really look more handsome now?"
"Of course, would I lie to you?"
"That's true, but I can't see the road like this. Can I uncover my eyes?"
"If you uncover your eyes, you won't look as handsome. Just hold onto the wall and walk slowly. Here, take this stick and go carefully, handsome."
"Thank you, you're really amazing."
Eight Liang Gold had a paper bag over his head with a big character for 'handsome' written on it.
Seeing him stumble along with a stick, slowly walking away, Zhang Sen turned back.
"How about that? I told you I could fulfill people's wishes."
Contempt...
"Hey! Don't look at me like that. Am I not impressive enough?"
...
Zhang Sen clicked his tongue and squinted.
"Don't look at me like that. Aren't you all curious about how I can see you?"
Surprise!!!
"Hahaha! I'm Zhang Sen, a happy lunatic, cough! Creator God. Hahaha! Everything is great, that's it for today. See you next time. Bye!"
(To be continued.)
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