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The Trouble
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Since the return of the " Shan " of Yao Wang Mountain two years ago, a female rogue has appeared at Yao Wang Mountain. The solemn and sacred image of Yao Wang Mountain has been completely ruined since the arrival of the female rogue. The exposure of the Shan, who has not appeared in public since taking the throne, has also increased with the arrival of the female rogue.
Female hooligans have three major quirks: lecherousness, greed, and meddling in others' affairs.
Female hooligans have three major tactics: being unruly, pretending to be confused, and feigning ignorance.
Female hooligans have three major tricks: poisoning, feigning grief, and causing trouble.
In just two short years, the female hooligan has become the iconic representative of Yao Wang Mountain. If you want to go to Yao Wang Mountain, just ask where the female hooligan is, and you'll be sure to find her. The female hooligan has also become the special slogan for the town girls at the foot of Yao Wang Mountain to ward off evil and avoid bad people: "Ms. Chun is here!" As soon as this is shouted out, all the men in the town are guaranteed to evaporate instantly.
Due to her character trait of being in heat every day and ready to mate at any time, the female hooligan has a name that is very fitting to her true self - Spring.
Sure enough, before the morning mist had cleared, there came a loud cry from a big man in a certain household in the town: "Big sister, ancestors, dear Buddha, I beg you, spare me. I have a wife, I can't elope with you!"
A embroidered shoe flew directly onto the handsome man's face, and Chun grabbed his collar and roared, "You're talking nonsense! You didn't have a wife yesterday!"
"I got married last night! Really, I really got married!"
Ms. Chun let go of him, put on her shoe, and ran away in tears, "Heaven, give me a man, I just want a man..." Why is it that every time she finally catches a single handsome man and says she wants to marry him, he already belongs to someone else the next day.
What on earth is this for! It's just a marriage, why is it so difficult! Have all the men in the world died out? Is there not a single one to marry?
"Hey hey hey. Ms. Chun, don't run, come back and take your medicine!" Ms. Chun ran while a figure in green chased after her. Accompanied by the shouting, the sound of doors closing echoed along the street.
Finally, when Ms. Chun was about to run out of breath, the person behind her caught up, grabbed her collar, and pulled her back, "Oh my goodness, you almost killed me running like that. It's early in the morning, we don't play like this in a marathon."
Ms. Chun Struggling desperately while wailing loudly: "Pei, let go of me and stop blocking me from finding a man!"
Pei pulled out a cigarette from his waist and struck at Chun, "You're so thirsty for a man, so thirsty. There's a peerless man in front of you, just look at me if you're thirsty for a man. Besides, how many times do I have to tell you, there's not a single eligible bachelor within thousands of miles who would marry you. Look at yourself, scaring them away with forced marriages. We're almost becoming a country of daughters."
"I just want to get myself out there quickly, why is it so difficult?"
"Give it up. You're just lecherous, it doesn't matter if you splash or not."
Ms. Chun was hit by Pei's words, looked around for a while, and said to Pei with a wink, "Look! There's a bathhouse. We're both sweating, why don't we go take a bath?"
Pei looked exasperated and tapped her head with the cigarette holder, saying, "Other than peeping at men bathing and forcing them into marriage, can't you think of anything else?"
"Who says I haven't thought about anything else! While Shan is away, I'm taking the opportunity to gather material for my own writing journey!"
"Rubbish. Clearly, it's just your own hunger, emptiness, loneliness, and unbearable longing. Don't make excuses for yourself." It's early in the morning and she's already planning to go down the mountain to catch someone. This guy really doesn't give people a break. Pei couldn't be bothered to argue with her and warned, "If you keep making noise, I'll tell Shan about what you did today."
Originally, Ms. Chun wanted to argue her case, but as soon as she heard the name "Shan," she immediately fell silent. She hung her head and let him drag her away, afraid that he would really go and report her.
Everyone, don't mess with Ms. Chun. Within a thousand miles of Yao Wang Mountain, there is no lawlessness. Whenever a "Shan" from Yao Wang Mountain appears and speaks, Ms. Chun will flee in every possible way - running, hiding, and avoiding confrontation. You might wonder why? It's obvious - that "Shan" is a male hooligan, and he's also the top-ranked handsome hooligan within a thousand miles of Yao Wang Mountain.
"Hey, Pei, how's the search for your significant other going?" Ms. Chun is really not one to stay quiet. As soon as she mentioned the search for a partner, Pei jumped up high, waving his cigarette and shouting, "How dare you bring that up! Ever since you wrote about me in those unhealthy books of yours, you've ruined my life, do you know that? Do you know that?!"
Ms. Chun gave him a sidelong glance. Was it really necessary to be so worked up? Many people want to be famous and don't even have that opportunity.
"It's all because of you. Everyone who came to propose to me within thousands of miles is from a noodle shop. With my great figure, do I have to become a noodle shop owner?" Chun Tian patted Pei's shoulder heavily and said, "This is a great thing! Your master said that all the people who came to him were from bun shops. You with noodles and him with buns, you two can become the leaders of the flour industry in the future! I represent noodles, represent buns, represent the flour factory, and thank you for your contribution to the organization!"
"You, you..." Pei was out of breath due to Chun Tian's excitement. Ms. Chun, seeing this, quickly patted his back to calm him down, "Alright, alright. Although I know you are very grateful to me, with our deep friendship, just give me some money as a token of gratitude, don't spend too much."
"Puff!" Pei The fellow villager's breath was coming over, but he couldn't help but spew out a mouthful of blood.
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