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"Do you wish you could just kill her? Hahaha, is that a hint?"
"Hey! Hey! Let me catch my breath, I almost laughed myself to death!"
"This punchline is so enjoyable!"
The audience reacted strongly, and even the director, who was hiding in the corner directing the scene, wore a smile like a proud father, allowing He Zhou to perform freely without any intention of intervening in the show.
As soon as the photographer saw this situation, he immediately shifted the camera to Yang Li.
The camera accurately captured Yang Li's expression changing from pale and gritting her teeth to an awkward forced smile.
The director leaned in closer, adjusted his glasses, and exchanged a knowing smile with the photographer, feeling a little mischievous urge to see things escalate.
He Zhou clearly learned Yang Li's tactics and gave her no chance to retort.
Turning to the audience, he said, "Actually, calling Teacher Yang all the time seems a bit boring; the truth always hits hard!"
Furrowing his brow in thought, and seemingly unable to find another topic, He Zhou waved his hand dismissively, "Forget it, let's continue talking about Teacher Yang!"
"Ugh!!"
The audience collectively turned their faces away in disdain, yet their expressions were filled with anticipation for He Zhou to continue 'exposing' more details, hoping it would lead to Yang Li's social demise!
"Well, actually today is my first time meeting Teacher Yang."
He Zhou's implication was clear: he had no prior interactions with Yang Li and certainly no grudges.
Today was purely about Yang Li initiating trouble and being aggressive, treating him like a soft target.
He was simply retaliating; even if his response was slightly stronger or harsher, it could only be attributed to youthful exuberance and an inability to tolerate grievances.
"But regarding the jokes that Teacher Yang Li wrote on Weibo, I'm not unfamiliar with them; I've read them a few times."
He Zhou continued walking around the stage, "To be fair, Teacher Yang Li's jokes are actually quite entertaining; they aren't completely without merit."
"The evaluation is too high~"
"Are we going to start the commercial hype mode?"
"I think the real excitement is just beginning!"
As everyone speculated with doubt, He Zhou waved his hand, "Forget it, let's not talk about those messy jokes about Teacher Yang. Let's talk directly about Teacher Yang Li!"
"I remember a while ago, Teacher Yang Li had an interview!"
He Zhou rummaged through his memory and found a piece of information, "The reporter asked her what her wishes were. Teacher Yang Li said she had two wishes. The first wish is world peace, and the second is to sing without going off-key."
"This is about the rumor of Teacher Yang Li singing off-key. Today, I want to clarify this on behalf of Teacher Yang Li," he said seriously, "That is not a rumor!"
"Just now, when Teacher Yang Li was touching up her makeup in the dressing room, she was singing to adjust her mood. I was hiding under the chair covering my ears; I probably need to go to the hospital to get my ears cleaned after this show..."
"Clarifying that it's not a rumor?"
"Yang Li: Hahaha, thank you so much!"
Standing nearby, the flustered Yang Li looked completely disheartened, wearing an expression of utter despair. The key point was that everything he said was true.
He Zhou stopped everyone's laughter, "Although Teacher Yang Li is tone-deaf and her singing isn't great, her presence has never been overshadowed by anyone! Who dares to claim invincibility? Only I, Teacher Yang Li!"
As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up with a hint of sarcasm in his smile, "Teacher Yang Li's singing involves a lot of gestures; if we mute the audio and video of her singing, she would definitely have the aura of an international star!"
"We all know that recently Teacher Yang Li has become particularly popular! She not only appears on variety shows but also takes endorsements and shoots commercials."
They even opened a hot pot restaurant, launching a fan-exclusive hot pot package for two at 699! Many people were confused, wondering why they were suddenly praising Yang Li. This doesn't make sense!
"To be honest, I've tried the hot pot at Teacher Yang Li's place," He Zhou said, with one hand in his pocket, his tall figure casting a strong silhouette under the stage lights. He spoke slowly and clearly: "Then I noticed a small problem. The so-called fan-exclusive package is not cheaper than the regular hot pot in terms of quantity, quality, service level, or dining environment; in fact, it’s even more expensive. The same hot pot next door is priced at 98 yuan!"
Wow! Many people began to realize what was happening. What was being called a fan-exclusive package should really be referred to as a 'chives-exclusive package'! These hot pots with obviously inflated prices were clearly just trying to take advantage of fans' money.
This situation has always existed; a few years ago, there was an exposure of a Fresh Meat case that exploited fans with so-called exclusive deals. However, after this case was revealed, many people in the entertainment industry felt like they had opened the door to a new world. Even various internet celebrities and influencers started using similar tactics to exploit fans, employing phrases like 'fan discounts,' 'exclusive for fans,' and 'family members' to reap the benefits of fan economy.
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