Stand-Up Comedy Masterpieces 3: Is this it?
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He Zhou subconsciously wanted to clear his throat to speak, but Yang Li deliberately turned away, seemingly trying to shift the topic without drawing attention. This was her usual tactic. Each time, the male guests on stage were subtly mocked by her, yet they never dared to explode in anger during the show. Or rather, if anyone did lose their temper and couldn't control themselves, it only served to further her agenda. 0
 
"Some male classmates can only score forty points," she said. "But they're so happy about it, it's that kind of genuine happiness; you can feel as if they own the whole world!" 0
 
"Sisters, don't you think it's ridiculous?" 0
 
"And these men can walk around the classroom with their poor test papers as if to say, 'Look, I scored forty points.'" 0
 
"Shameless and completely unaware of what embarrassment is, like a fool..." 0
 
Calling them fools was undoubtedly a further provocation, a veiled insult. 0
 
Yang Li flicked her hair and cast a triumphant glance at He Zhou, the meaning behind it clear. To cover for herself, she even put on what she thought was an appropriate smile. However, this smile would definitely make most normal men feel disgusted, almost wanting to vomit. 0
 
In the audience below, Yang Li had quite a few fans who clapped until their hands turned red and laughed uncontrollably. As long as Yang Li criticized men, they loved to watch. Looking at them, it seemed they had completely surrendered to Yang Li's stand-up comedy, finding a lifelong confidante. 0
 
 
Teacher Yang Li understands men so well and can criticize them so sharply; how can she be so incisive? 0
 
He Zhou tapped the microphone and said in a deep voice, "If I remember correctly, Teacher Yang graduated from Private Third-tier University, right? Scored 286 on the college entrance exam?" 0
 
As for why He Zhou knew this so clearly, it was naturally due to the research done by his predecessor. 0
 
Yang Li, a graduate of Private Third-tier University, stands at 152 cm tall and weighs 137 kg. Since last year, she has gained popularity on Weibo with provocative articles stirring gender conflict. After attracting capital's attention, she even ventured into Stand-Up Comedy and took on various high-profile endorsements! 0
 
As his voice fell, the entire Stand-Up Comedy stage seemed to hit the pause button, instantly falling silent. 0
 
The audience was left dumbfounded, especially the male viewers, who felt exhilarated. 0
 
"Hahaha..." 0
 
"Is it true? She really graduated from a private third-tier university?" 0
 
"Guys, I specifically checked; Yang Li's college entrance exam score is indeed 286!" 0
 
Soon after, a copy of Yang Li's college entrance exam score sheet spread rapidly online. The onlookers went wild sharing it, while some timely Aunties and Content Creators had already prepared their scripts in their minds, ready to plan a parody video and commentary. 0
 
However, the fastest response came from a certain online novel platform. A series of novels about Yang Li and her failed attempts at using gender issues in Stand-Up Comedy had already been jointly crafted by studios. On the first day of release, they published 100,000 words and were just waiting for midnight to launch and seek subscriptions... 0
 
"Oh my goodness, she scored only 6 in math? I could just scatter some grains on the test paper for chickens to peck at and still get more than that..." 0
 
"I've learned something new; a quality leftover woman, an independent female—this is it? This is all?" 0
 
"With such shocking scores, who gave her the confidence to look down on boys who score forty?" 0
 
"Crows will always call pigs black without ever looking in the mirror!" 0
 
"Guys, don’t stop me; even if I have to go bankrupt, I’m buying her a mirror..." 0
 
 
On stage, facing the scrutinizing gazes of the crowd, Yang Li's face turned pale, her expression somewhat twisted as she forced herself to remain calm and said, "Education is merely a symbol of a person. The true excellence of a woman lies in her noble character. I believe that is what truly matters." 0
 
The male audience members below erupted in boos, and even some female spectators felt their faces flush with embarrassment. Yet, there were also those who shared a similar situation to Yang Li's—women who lacked education, knowledge, and looks but still liked to portray themselves as high-quality, independent individuals were stung by her words. Living in falsehood for too long often makes it difficult to accept reality, as it signifies the collapse of their beliefs. Consequently, they almost hypnotically accepted Yang Li's rhetoric and her evasive arguments. 0
 
However, He Zhou was not going to let her off so easily. "So, what you're saying is that my observations are accurate?" He Zhou's lips curled into a playful smile; he relished the act of striking down those who were already down. 0
 
He was the kind of person who couldn't tolerate any nonsense. "Mr. He, this is Stand-Up Comedy; it's about humor and wit, and knowing when to stop..." The host wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, worried that the two might get into a confrontation on stage and cause an incident. He stepped forward to quietly remind them. 0
 
He Zhou shook his head and replied calmly, "When we encounter trash on the road, do we ignore it and let it emit its foul odor, or do we sweep it into the garbage pile for proper disposal?" 0
 
Those who are favored often act without fear! These monsters can remain active on screen for so long because the public has given them too much leeway. 0
 
 
 
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