Teaming Up with the Clueless Against Zombies 1: Apocalypse, My Odd Start
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Teaming Up with the Clueless Against Zombies

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On a morning in 2047, I found myself crouched in the bathroom of a dilapidated apartment building, pondering the most important question of my life: what should I have for breakfast today? 0
 
The world outside had descended into chaos, but biological needs never take a break. 0
 
Speaking of which, there were three packs of instant noodles left. Should I indulge and cook two packs? 0
 
Maybe add a marinated egg? 0
 
Unfortunately, the refrigerator had long since lost power, and the eggs had gone bad ages ago. 0
 
Sigh. In this post-apocalyptic world, having a decent meal was harder than climbing to the heavens. 0
 
The window was a shard of broken glass, barely covered by a filthy piece of plastic. 0
 
Through the gaps in the plastic, I could see the gray sky and the distant ruins, truly reminiscent of a hell on earth. 0
 
A sour stench filled the air, the unique fragrance of the apocalypse, mingling with the odors of rotting garbage and decaying corpses, making it nearly suffocating. 0
 
I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled, trying not to think about what exactly was producing that nauseating smell. 0
 
Suddenly, a dull thud shattered this "silence." 0
 
It was followed by a sickening tearing sound, as if something was being ripped apart, sending chills down my spine. 0
 
My heart raced, and I instinctively held my breath. 0
 
No way, no way! It couldn't be that unlucky! 0
 
Could it be some clueless zombie had set its sights on my rundown apartment? 0
 
 
The plastic sheet was violently torn open, and a bloodied, muddled head squeezed through. 0
 
It was a zombie, its eyes filled only with hunger and the madness brought on by the virus. The whites of its eyes were bloodshot, and its pupils dilated, creating an exceptionally terrifying sight. 0
 
It let out a low growl, akin to a beast's rumble or a wail echoing from the depths of hell, struggling to fully crawl through the window frame. 0
 
I was paralyzed with fear, my legs turning to jelly, nearly slipping off the toilet. 0
 
Instinctively, I wanted to scream and run away, but my body felt frozen in place, unable to move. 0
 
Adrenaline surged through me, a buzzing filled my ears, and my heartbeat thundered like a drum. 0
 
This was it; I was done for—completely finished! 0
 
In that life-or-death moment, the black bracelet I had been wearing on my wrist suddenly emitted a faint red glow. 0
 
I had found this bracelet in a garbage pile and wore it just for looks; I never expected it would light up at such a critical moment. 0
 
A peculiar warmth surged through my body, slowly dispelling the icy grip of fear. 0
 
I sensed subtle yet indescribable changes within me, as if dormant cells were being awakened, filling me with strength. 0
 
The red light on the bracelet flickered, as if signaling something or mocking my ignorance. 0
 
The zombie had freed half of its body, and the stench of decaying flesh hit me like a wave, nearly making me faint. 0
 
I could almost feel its rotten breath on my face—sticky and nauseating. 0
 
 
In the depths of despair, my gaze was fixed on the bracelet, its glow seemingly brighter, as if guiding me toward my only path to survival. 0
 
A cold, mechanical voice echoed directly in my mind, carrying a strange allure: 0
 
"Advanced virus host detected... Do you wish to proceed with absorption? Successful absorption grants immunity and partial abilities... Warning: The absorption process carries risks. Please choose wisely." 0
 
Absorb? Absorb this thing? 0
 
My stomach churned violently; reason told me this was madness, akin to suicide—far worse than eating stinky tofu. 0
 
Yet the instinct to survive roared within me like a wild beast, insisting this was my only chance to live. 0
 
Could this bracelet be some sort of alien technology? 0
 
Or perhaps I was the chosen one, destined to save the world? 0
 
The zombie had nearly fully entered the bathroom, its hand, adorned with black and purple nails, reaching out toward me. Filth lingered beneath its nails, looking utterly disgusting. 0
 
In that moment, all my fear and revulsion were overshadowed by an overwhelming terror of death. 0
 
Fight or die! If I don't fight, I might as well wait for death! 0
 
Since I was going to die anyway, I might as well take a gamble! 0
 
With gritted teeth, I made my decision. 0
 
I was all in! 0
 
 
I lunged forward, sinking my teeth into the outstretched arm of the zombie, its bewildered gaze (if it still had one) fixed on me. 0
 
A rush of cold, foul, and decaying liquid flooded my mouth, and I gagged. 0
 
Disgusting! Absolutely revolting! 0
 
The stench was worse than a pair of socks I hadn’t washed in a month! 0
 
But at that moment, the glow from my wristband peaked, and that warmth transformed into a violent surge of power, crashing through my body. 0
 
I felt like a deflated sponge, frantically absorbing this energy as if it were about to burst me apart. 0
 
The putrid smell seemed to morph into a bizarre form of nourishment, being absorbed and converted by my body. 0
 
A voice echoed in my mind once more: 0
 
"Devouring successful! Gained basic immunity! Minor increase in strength and speed!" 0
 
I sensed a brand new power surging through my limbs, making my body feel light and strong, as if it were brimming with energy. 0
 
Just moments ago, my legs had felt weak, but now I stood tall and straight like a sturdy poplar tree. 0
 
More importantly, the sensation of viral corruption from the zombie's arm was instantly eradicated by an invisible force once it entered my body. 0
 
Am I really immune? 0
 
This is incredible! 0
 
 
Without time to think, the zombie before me continued to struggle. It seemed to sense something was off, its movements becoming more frantic, and its shrieks sharper. 0
 
I looked at its twisted face, a wave of indescribable disgust surged within me, accompanied by a strange sense of power. 0
 
How should I wield this newfound strength? 0
 
I tried to concentrate, envisioning the power gathering in my fist, just like in the martial arts novels I had read. 0
 
Suddenly, my fist felt heavier, brimming with strength. 0
 
I swung my fist in an awkward manner and struck down hard towards the zombie's head. 0
 
The first punch missed; my body hadn’t fully adapted to this power yet, and my movements were clumsy. 0
 
The zombie let out a hoarse roar, swinging its arms towards me, nearly clawing at my face. 0
 
I stumbled back awkwardly, almost slipping on the wet ground, but thankfully I was agile enough to regain my balance just in time. 0
 
Damn it, why isn’t this golden finger more impressive? 0
 
I focused my strength once more. This time, I aimed for its head with determination in my eyes, intent on hitting my mark. 0
 
With renewed power, my movements became quicker and more precise, and the force behind them intensified. 0
 
"Thud!" A dull sound echoed. 0
 
My fist landed solidly on the zombie's head, delivering an absurd amount of force as if it could split the heavens apart. 0
 
 
The zombie's head exploded like a rotten watermelon, splattering blackish-purple blood all over my face, the stench overwhelming. 0
 
I stood frozen, staring at the chaos around me and my blood-soaked fists, unable to believe that I had actually taken down a zombie. 0
 
Is this… really resolved? 0
 
In such a brutal, absurd manner? 0
 
My stomach churned again, but the sensation of power coursing through me made it clear that this was not a dream; this was happening for real. 0
 
I quickly wiped the blood from my face and forced myself to rush out of the bathroom, suppressing the nausea. 0
 
In addition to the foul odor of decay brought by the virus, there seemed to be another scent in the air—a yearning that came from within me, longing for something. 0
 
This desire unsettled me and made me realize that my abilities extended far beyond what I had just demonstrated. 0
 
The apocalypse had begun, and my journey started in a bathroom drenched in zombie blood, armed with a power that was both disgusting and formidable. 0
 
I needed to understand what was happening and find food and resources to survive. 0
 
This world, because of my bizarre golden finger, might become more interesting—or perhaps more dangerous. 0
 
It seemed I had opened Pandora's box right next to a toilet. 0
 
 
 
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