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My female roommate and I
墨書 Inktalez
1.
After sixteen years of campus life, the period has come to an end. The miserable routine of classrooms, dormitories, and cafeterias is over. I don't know whether to celebrate or to mourn. The school uniform has been replaced by a suit and trousers that I have long envied. I put on a tie and dress myself up as a professional, heading towards the long-awaited office building.
On the first day of work, the supervisor slammed a folder in front of me and said, "What did you learn in college? You can't even finish a simple PPT in half a day! Are you capable or not? If not, get lost. There are more college students looking for jobs than there are donkeys!"
I, who dares to fight with Athletic student at school, dare not even fart in front of this little woman.
After half a month of work, "common, this is the second time you've been late this month! Just one minute? What's wrong with one minute! Doesn't the company rule say that being one minute late doesn't count as being late?" HR, with heavy makeup and a beautiful appearance, speaks words sharper than a knife.
"That newcomer, go downstairs and help me get a package!" This is the greasy man at the next table.
You owe me one!
"That newcomer, help me get a serving of spicy hot pot, no numbing spice and no heat!"
Are you going to eat plain boiled vegetables?
"Get me a Seafood Rice Bowl."
Auntie, you still haven't paid me for the meal the day before yesterday!
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The beautiful vision of just entering the workforce was shattered by the chaotic reality of the workplace. In the rented unit, The second landlord directed workers to renovate the living room and dining room, which were originally public spaces. The sound of electric saws and nail guns filled the air as wooden frames were erected and plasterboard was installed, turning the three-bedroom, two-living room space into a crowded seven-room pigeon coop. "Don't look so upset. If anyone doesn't want to rent anymore, they can leave immediately. We won't have trouble finding tenants in this area!" From co-renting to group renting, before we could argue our case, The second landlord came with a stern "actions speak louder than words."
Seven rooms, nine people living in, including me, two men and seven women. The public restroom has become the fiercely contested "strategic location" every morning, now known as "Seven Fairies." Fortunately, my room is the master bedroom, with a private bathroom and balcony. It costs an extra 500 yuan in rent, turning the previous imbalance into a sense of superiority.
On Friday night, I lay in bed and watched short dramas for half the night. You wouldn't believe it, even though the plot was brainless, some of the actors were not inferior to A-list celebrities. For example, the beautiful woman who played the role of a princess in ancient times, she had the right curves, the right posture, that face, that figure, that skin... I can't help but drool.
Staying up late at night, I was sleeping soundly in the morning when the door was knocked on, and the voice sounded quite urgent.
I opened the door wearing only Big Underpants, and there stood a charming girl in a one-piece nightgown that couldn't hide her graceful figure. What was incongruous with her appearance was that she was hunched over, with her hands crossed over her lower abdomen, asking, "Can I borrow your restroom for a moment?" I quickly stepped aside. It's really a sin, but I lost my focus listening to the "swish swish" sound from behind the glass door.
Even though she had already taken a shower, the beautiful woman didn't come out. After waiting for half a minute, I heard her hesitantly say, "I've started my period. Could you please go to my room and get me a sanitary pad? It's in the bedside table!" She lived next door to me, and her room had a bunk bed with two metal frames. There were pink bedsheets, a pink duvet cover, and a pink bra on the pillow. The room had an indescribable fragrance.
"Who are you? What are you doing?" I was caught off guard, and a delicate voice scolded sharply. Oh my, there was a pretty girl on the upper bunk, glaring at me with a look resembling actress Jiang*. She looked like she wanted to eat me alive.
Wow, two snow-white mounds flashed in my eyes from her pajama collar.
I said, "Your roommate asked me to get her a sanitary pad. She didn't mention there was someone else in the room!"
I returned to my room, and damn, there was a strong stinky feet smell. A beautiful woman came out of the bathroom, thanking me repeatedly. It was then that I took a closer look at her and realized she looked just like a princess from a time-traveling drama! Her name is Qin Yali, and we work in the same office building. Her roommate is Jiang Quing, who is her college classmate and best friend.
On the first day of the National Day holiday, I was the only one left in the entire rental house, so I completely let loose: watching movies, binge-watching dramas, playing games, eating instant noodles, drinking beer, and indulging in all sorts of pleasures. "Hide in tower and be carefree, regardless of the seasons," I indulged in a carefree and dreamy state.
Late at night, there was a sound at the door, and Qin Yali's voice sounded panicked: "I'm home, Manager Zhou, thank you for walking me back!"
Another voice, a man's, said: "I'm thirsty, I'll come into your room and have a drink." The voice was both lecherous and rogue.
Qin Yali's voice sounded helpless: "It's too late, it's not convenient!"
A man's voice: "Your co-rented classmate isn't here, what's inconvenient? Let's go, I'll just sit and keep you company."
The words were full of contempt!
I turned over and got out of bed, turned on the light, opened the door, and exclaimed, "It's midnight, are you going to let me sleep or not!"
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